Pissed off?

[antipunt]

Almost everything can piss me off, tbqh.
It'd almost be easier to list things that -don't- piss me off.

Well, go ahead. x) Start listing!

OK, I'll bite.

Things that -don't- piss me off:

1. Justice
2. Kind/well-meaning people
3. Good chow
4. Good games/movies
5. Uhh....my water bottle? Honestly, I'm running out already. I was about to say 'academia', but even that pisses me off because I can't perform as well as I want to with regards to my exams.

 

[antipunt]

8. bad parents.

This...deserves a 'special' category all on its own...

 

[Internet Kraken]

If for some reason you think that age of a thread actually matters, then here is a more recent thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.111450#1954086]

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

1. Text speak. I know not everyone has impeccable spelling and grammar but that doesn't give you the right to sodomise my language.

2. People who don't attempt to deal with problems then whine the fuck about them at the drop of a hat. Seriously, I don't care about your problems, no one else cares about your problems. Go sort them out. If it's seriously unable to be solved then you may complain.

3. People who try and change the subject if they realise they're losing the argument but don't want to admit defeat. Saying something completely irrelevant doesn't suddenly mean you're right.

4. Those bustling old ladies who are 'right' no matter what, will always pry their nose into things and take over, and have the demeanour of a goose with a broom up it's ass while the broom is on fire.

5. Religious fanatics, people who would rather look to their holy book than a doctor when their child is ill etc. Nothing against religion within sanity's limits. Also people who can't take no for an answer when they try and talk to you about God. I know about God, that's why I'm not going to church.

6. The word terrorism. It's over used and now lacks all meaning.

7. The fact that a Caucasian person insulting some other race is a hate crime, but it's not considered it the other way around. I treat most people with a similar amount of disdain unless they have proven in some way that they deserve to be treated with respect. Race doesn't bother me, attitude does. Sure, racism is the lowest a human can sink, slightly above creating CP, but insulting someone for being an ass should be universal, not just between same race people, otherwise it's not equality now is it?

8. Many many other things. My hate for the state of the world and many of its occupants is one of my trademark features.

/rant. And breathe..relax. XD

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

8. bad parents.

This...deserves a 'special' category all on its own...

certainly.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

When people (read:teenage girls) run around after consuming energy drinks and sweets, excusing their ridiculous fucking behaviour with "I'M HYPER".

NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT

EDIT: Kraken, don't be stupid, that thread's from May last year.

i was hyper the other day and actually got asked by a stranger if i was 'intoxicated.'

and i wasn't. i simply had had a bit of coffee and was acting my crazy self.
mostly it's just because i'm nuts. i won't write it off as 'OMGz I'M LYKE HYPER!'

 

[andrat]

Little kids

 

[Assassin Xaero]

4. Idiots and ignorant people.

That is about it for me... pretty much everything that pisses me off leads back to idiots... Well... also...

1. People pushing their religion on me... (I live in the bible belt too)
2. People telling me to do stuff...
3. People trying to control my life...
4. The word "goodun"...
5. Nazis
6. Racists

 

[nerdsamwich]

Bosses who get in the way of me doing my job and then yell at me for not getting it done.
Bible-thumpers. Even Jesus hated those guys.
Drivers when I'm walking, pedestrians when I'm driving.
Windows Vista.
Microsft for writing Vista.
Obsessive texters.
Conspiracy nuts. Seriously, forking Congress can't even get it together on national parks. What makes anyone think they could collaborate to hide aliens, or whatever crap you're coming up with this week?
Jerry Bruckheimer and Micheal Bay. I'm sick of the substitution of SFX for story and acting.
Misused apostrophes. You don't need one to make a plural.
People who can't distinguish beween "there", "their" and "they're". Or "where" and "were". Or "you're" and "your", "too" and "to",etc. I had to learn this crap in the fourth grade. Where the hell were you?
There's more, but my blood pressure can't handle it.

 

[The Riff]

When people raise or goes all in when before the flop in poker.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

21) PETA

22) Parents who shout at their kids in public

23) Parents who take their kids on shopping trips when they don't need to buy anything for them

24) Parents who spoil their kids

25) Driving

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

11. manatees.

manatees? what have they ever done to you? its not their fault they look like a bag of potatos with some flippers attatched

on topic, people who quote you and just say "this"
just DIE

 

[DazZ.]

Rules for no reason.
Actually that just makes me laugh.

Nothing really pisses me off, I just find everything thats annoying humorous and go about my day.

 

[Agent Larkin]

hem

1: PETA
2: Religious fundamentalists (Catholic ones especially)
3: Anyone who advocates violence in Northern Ireland
4: Tourists
5: The Spanish (Dont ask)
6: All but 7 people in my school
7: Clones (in the social sense)
8: Fanboys
9: Al Murray
10: The Irish Government
11: The IRA/PIRA/UVF/UDV etc.
12: Those survey people who come up to you on the street.
13: Anyone pro-life group that tries to get me to sign their petition. (Im very pro-choice)
14: Communists. (they give socialists like me a bad name)
15: The educational system of this stupid little country. (not the costs but the subject matters)
16: All these mourners for Michael Jackson. (Like the Jade Goody and Dawn French ones before him)
17: People who try to threaten me
18: Everyone that works in my local PCWorld.
19: Scumbags/knackers/skangers. They give my local area a bad name.
20: My school's religion teacher who acts like she was poured out of the mould for "Good Catholics".
21: The narrow-mindedness of this country.

 

[Broady Brio]

I was pissed off a week ago, for that the fact that my end of your prom, was a pile of arse!

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

11. manatees.

manatees? what have they ever done to you? its not their fault they look like a bag of potatos with some flippers attatched

on topic, people who quote you and just say "this"
just DIE

what else do they need to do!? that's enough for me.

also, i'm convinced they're all masochists and go after the boat propellers for their sick sexual satisfaction. pervs.

 

[EeveeElectro]

1. Girls. I hate being a girl, they're bitchy little orange slappers who need to die. *coughs*
2. People who stink of sweat :/
3. People who shove their opinions down my throat.
4. Being told what to do.
5. Using 'txt tlk' online. Save it for texting.
6. People with lack of ambition.
7. People who can't take a joke.
8. Fanbrats.
9. Ignoramous's
10. Politics and religion.

 

[sam13lfc]

In order of "Most Homicidal Rage Created":

1.) Chavs. My god just go and die please.
2.) "OMG USE THE SEARCH BUTTON" people.
3.) People who laugh when someone says "Hard" or "Hole".
4.) Ignorance, particulary religious people (not all of them, obviously) who will NOT even listen to ANYTHING other than their own views.
5.) People who talk about themselves in the third person, e.g. "Where can one find...?" "How does one...?" Jeez that annoys me so so much.

EDIT: Also Orange Broadband. Seriously, they are the worst internet providers in the world, never EVER buy Orange Broadband EVER.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

11. manatees.

manatees? what have they ever done to you? its not their fault they look like a bag of potatos with some flippers attatched

on topic, people who quote you and just say "this"
just DIE

what else do they need to do!? that's enough for me.

also, i'm convinced they're all masochists and go after the boat propellers for their sick sexual satisfaction. pervs.

well everyone needs something they can get off to. if it wasn't for that who knows what they'd find to do to amuse themselves, like, you know, being less like spuds... maybe if you leave them for long enough they actually go all soft and start sprouting weird green bits as well.

 

[Nox13last]

People on internet forums who get all nazicistic, ESPECIALLY if they have no moderating power. Particularly those who say "use the search tool" or "wrong category". Either engage in the conversation positively or fuck the hell off. Nobody wants to hear a whiner.
Coincidentally, anyone in this thread who thinks I'm talking about them clearly needs to stick a pin in their head and deflate their ego.

FAILBlog Commenters: "Did he die?" ad nauseam. Regardless of video/image's content

Any multiplayer game by Nintendo that has AI support. Cheating pile of shit. The most honest game I've played from Nintendo is Brawl, and only because I use the Ocarina tool to hack it back in to it's place.

When I'm taking something off my shelf, and the thing beside it slams sideways and pushes everything else off. This is particularly chaotic if one of my ornaments is in the way.
Damn, those dragon statues were presents....