Pitch a movie idea with as few words as possible

[Advocate Of Death]

Jericho

 

[jboking]

Explosions everywhere, Bruce Willis stops it.

 

[Platos]

Jews, and oppression.

Only in Hollywood.

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

Megan Fox nude.

 

[The Inquisitive Mug]

Robot Zombie Ninja Explosion: With Tits.

 

[Undercover]

Tits, CGI shit blows up, car chase, more tits, bad guy dies.

I think this is pretty much how Michael Bay pitched Transformers 2, just replace "tits" with "Megan Fox"

 

[Zer_]

World of Darkness. 'nuff said.

 

[mlsq42]

Guy wins lottery, trades for girl.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Boobs.

 

[AvsJoe]

Zombies invade planet. A group of multi-racial survivors try to stop them... wait, that's been done.
Vampires invade planet. A group of multi-racial survivors try to stop them... wait, that's been done.
Demons invade planet. A group of multi-racial survivors try to stop them... wait, that's been done too. Man, I'm bad at this.

 

[kazabamer]

Baseball team coach with Adam Sandler.

Do you even need the "Baseball team coach with" in that sentance?

 

[Kellerb]

Robot jesus.

 

[Simski Burkez]

Chuck Norris vs Predator.

It's gotta be a step up from the AvP films.

 

[RanD00M]

Set in 15th century Japan.Village gets burnt down.Small girls is sole survivor.She stumbles into a forbidden ninja temple.Ninja's take her in.She goes on a hunt for revenge.

 

[SteakHeart]

AI goes corrupt, stop AI, make AI un-corrupt.

 

[Baby Eater]

ninjas,sex,explosions.

il take my emmy now

 

[Blackdoom]

Guy kills people.