Pitch a Sci-Fi Pictures Original

[SamElliot'sMustache]

The other day, I was joking with a friend of mine about the winter storm we just got, and in the process came up with a movie idea called "Snownado" (two guesses as to what the premise is) that I was sure would fit in well on the Sci-Fi channel (I refuse to spell it by that awful new...thing they call themselves now), though my friend joked that it should be a major theatrical release. Of course, today [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/106163-SyFy-and-Universal-Imagine-Greater-Form-New-Company] brings great news for "Snownado" to do both!

So, in honor of the news article I linked to, I ask that you come up with your very own Sci-Fi Picture, and even pick a washed-out celebrity star to appear in your B-movie opus.

Speaking of which:

"Snownado": Where a major city is in danger of destruction by a tornado made of snow! Starring Richard Grieco.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

A Kid gets abducted by Men in suits that turn out to be aliens who think the kid is their messiah, so he becomes a god to the alien people (Who are strangely Human) but the kid eventually causes the downfall and extinction of the alien people, and he has no way of going home.

"On Holly Ground": Coming soon to the Sy-Fy Channel!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Gorillagator: A real estate company chooses the wrong patch of rainforest to burn down, and it's up to Bill Paxton, a retired big game hunter, to save the day!

 

[Dags90]

Gorillagator: A real estate company chooses the wrong patch of rainforest to burn down, and it's up to Bill Paxton, a retired big game hunter, to save the day!

Wait, so the hero is a guy helping to destroy a precious rain forest? Is this some sort of crazy subversion of Ferngully?

In a world devastated by evolution inducing radiation, a rag tag group of sexy people must struggle to survive the journey to the last city on Earth. Coming to direct to DVD near you, Natural Selections.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

People arrive in a town that turns out is populated by clowns. Despite their clourophobia, they decide to live there, and then murder all the clowns, because it turned out they were rejects from an Uwe Bole movie.

 

[Timewave Zero]

Twilight: A teenage girl moves to a sleepy American town, where she falls in love with the local brooding heart-throb - who it turns out is a vampire. Then she has to be defende dby him becuasre there are other vampires who want to eat her.

There Sy-Fy, make that.
With Pterodactyls.
And Dolph Lundgren.