Pizza Vending Machine

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NightHawk21

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So reading that title your mind is probably going something along the line of, "wtf?" (unless you happen to live in one of the European places this machine exists). My mind was doing much the same thing, when I saw what the company is calling "Let's Pizza." There's an article on the vending machine here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2159638/Lets-Pizza-The-pizza-vending-machine-creating-pie-scratch-3-minutes-making-way-U-S.html

There's also this video (found in the article, but embedded for simplicities sake), which explains pretty much the whole process:


So Escapist, what do you think? Would you eat? I know I for one would get it at least once cause to me this machine is both ingenious and hilarious.
 

Frezzato

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That's too awesome to exist. I deny that possibility in my mind and thus, relegate this awesome product to the back of my mind under "If I were rich, I would buy one of these."

Leavening is instantaneous!
I knew the 1-minute flashback oven was real. I just couldn't prove it. Until now!
 

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That...that's not a new idea, my high school had a pizza vending machine (I live in California). The pizza that came out of it wasn't very good though.
 

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Pizza is the food of the gods!!!

I remember quite a few times when I was in college when this would have represented the difference between self respect and public humiliation (don't ask).

I don't know if I trust the "3 Minute" factor, though. That's Microwave speed and...well..you can't properly cook a pizza in 3 minutes and expect it to taste right...[footnote]Yes, they pointed out that it was in an oven...but 3 minutes...?[/footnote]
 

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I take it maintenance on it must be awkward (the flour, water and dought part).
Honestly the pizza itself doesn't look appealing so no thank you, well at most I would try it if it taste any good.
 

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You know nothing beat an hand made pizza... and after having baked usually ar arond 400 i don,t really care who touched it before... wella s long as they didnt spit on it or something
 

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I demand at least one of those contraptions be put on every street corner! Or if the street is pretty long without corners, at least one every 10 meters. In fact, just line the whole street with them.
 

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I'm fairly adventurous so long as I'm not eating some kind of animal whole, or major internal organs in terms of eating. I'd try it just to try it.

Kinda bummed it's only thin crust though. :p
 

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I'm not sure how I'd trust vending machine pizza. I was also pretty disappointed that it didn't fire the pizzas out like frisbees.
 

kailus13

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I'd try one, just to say I'd tried it. It would make for decent converation fodder. It's probably not very good but at least it's quick. Wonder how much it costs.
 

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I'd try it once, but my guess is the pizza that comes out would be pretty atrocious. It probably wouldn't be long before the Government forces the makers to rebrand the machines as dispensing 'pizza-style snacks with tomato flavoured topping and "cheese"'.
 

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It sounds like it'd be terrible, but what the hay, I'd give it a try if for nothing else than the novelty of it.

The real problem now is that I want pizza and have no way to get :mad:
 

Angie7F

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This sounds cool!
We have banana vending machines in tokyo.

Also, here is a whole list of cool vending machines in Japan
http://himasoku.com/archives/51789597.html
 

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kailus13 said:
I'd try one, just to say I'd tried it. It would make for decent converation fodder. It's probably not very good but at least it's quick. Wonder how much it costs.
I think its just under 6 bucks ($5.95 or 5.90 if I remember correctly from the article).

Angie7F said:
This sounds cool!
We have banana vending machines in tokyo.

Also, here is a whole list of cool vending machines in Japan
http://himasoku.com/archives/51789597.html
Its in Japanese :( Still did I see a ramen and burger vending machine cause that's sick :)
 

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Best idea ever, hands down, can't be beat.
I'm just gonna go off myself now knowing I'll never be as awesome as the guy who made this a thing.
Anyway, on a more serious note I'd give it a shot as I'd trust a machine than most pizza joints around my place.
Angie7F said:
Also, here is a whole list of cool vending machines in Japan
http://himasoku.com/archives/51789597.html
Was... was that a porn vending machine?
Zero shame I guess.
 

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Shinsei-J said:
Best idea ever, hands down, can't be beat.
I'm just gonna go off myself now knowing I'll never be as awesome as the guy who made this a thing.
Anyway, on a more serious note I'd give it a shot as I'd trust a machine than most pizza joints around my place.
Angie7F said:
Also, here is a whole list of cool vending machines in Japan
http://himasoku.com/archives/51789597.html
Was... was that a porn vending machine?
Zero shame I guess.
I knew about the Japan porn vending machines before. Personally I'd probably rather get one from a machine than a real person (assuming the internet disappears).

Off-topic, in Japan there's also these cool raman machines:

 

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The cool thing about this is that its a pizza vending machine, but the stupid thing about it is that its a pizza vending machine...

I mean come on, how ridiculously stupid is this? It's freaking huge and it makes you wait 3 minutes for a pizza, which is going to be undercooked and probably not even that delicious(by the look of the pizza on the video).

What also doesnt sell the idea for me, is that it's a pizza made by a machine that is not being operated by a human...food just loses it's appeal when you start to realize that hot dish you just ordered was made by a big machine who only made it for you because of a trading arrangment in the form of "Put money in and get food".
 

Shadowstar38

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I'd rather just take the time to make a regulation pizza. Or just order out. Vending machines have always been an if I have to thing.

kailus13 said:
It's probably not very good but at least it's quick.
Just like me. Wait...
 

Lucem712

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I must confess that'd I'd probably try it. Might even be better than my local pizza hut. I couldn't resist the convenience if there was one in my work place, can't be much worse than your standard frozen pizza.

Even could give an option for traditional cooking so you don't have to worry about if the thing really bakes all the way through at 700 for 2 1/2 minutes D:
 

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screw the pizza one I wish we had that raman one at my collage

the closet things we have to cool vending machines we have are a machine that despenses frozen food (next to a micowave) and one full of nectar