The Circle System, encompassing the planets of:
Peaceus, Antiwarus, Antiwalrus, Planet David Suzuki, Greenpeaceplanet, Planet Disney, and the UNHP (United Nations Home Planet).
And then the
System of Evil with
Fourthreichto, Capitalysmo, Genocido, Suspicio, Planet Evil, Planet BrokenCyde (or more affectionatly known as Planet Ear Rape), and Internetio.
Peaceus was colonized by humans in 2150. A planet torn apart by war. The entire population was decimated by nuclear warfare. Therefore, there is now peace on it due to the lack of people.
Antiwarus was the planet a group of Peacian astronauts were exploring. As they watched their old planet's surface covered in mushroom clouds, they took it upon themselves to create their own civilization. 500 years later in 2650, there are about 20,000,000 Antiwarian people. They constantly suffer from disease due to being genetically similar and about 10,000,000 die each year. They make up for this with massive reproduction, which takes up most of their time.
Antiwalrus is another planet in the Circle System. A group of Antiwarian astronauts landed there in 2559 and were eaten by Walrus. Or rather, Walri. Due to the astronauts all being somehow related to the Supreme Ruler of Antiwarus, Steven Bono, they puncutured Antiwalrus' atmosphere, releasing all of its oxygen into space. The walrus died.
Or atleast, most of them did. A massive transport of about 300,000 Walrus left for Planet David Suzuki to forge a new civilization. However, they encountered a thriving Human colony of Suzukians, a religion formed in 2020, that captured all of the walrus and placed them in zoos to study their natural habitats. The other planets think that Planet David Suzuki is uninhabited and instead call it Planet Useless. However, the secret Suzuki Walrus Lab is up and running and ready to conserve the universe by 2760.
Greenpeaceplanet was a small planet that was always in other planet's shit, and extremely annoying. It was uninhabited except for a small bearded fellow that stood on its tallest mountain yelling in a most uncivil way.
Planet Disney was colonized by humans in 2210. It thrived for about 50 years and life was good. But in 2260 it was afflicted with H1M1 (Hannahmontanitis) and is now populated by hordes of Jonazombies.
The UNHP was colonized by the United Nations. It tells other planets what to do, they never listen, and the UNHP doesn't do anything about it.
The Evil System is just that, evil. There's the secretive Fourthreichto and Suspicio, where mustachioed men dwell that glare at the other planets through their monocles. But the most dangerous of all is Planet BrokenCyde, that has discovered a way to send sound through space. The sounds are at a wavelength and combination that gives "Crunkitis", a disease where the ears fall off, a general craving for cheap alcohol occures, and girls take their pants off. The most commonly afflicted are those between the ages of 10 and 15.
Edit: Wow, that was... Possibly a waste of 5 minutes.
