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Mr. Purple

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I dont really care. If im hungry, ill eat. ...well, maybe if u were convincing enough to make me believe that you did something to my food. >.>
 

Raven's Nest

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3rd rung said:
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at this point you really can't say anything to me that I will lose my appetite. I work with animals and have to eat while covered in poo so really i am fine with any convo
That's just really unhealthy dude...

I can't eat if someone is throwing up near me... That's just weak..
whatever do what you gotta, I have to drive to the next show and eat no time to take a shower in between so
Lol, some things are worth taking the time to do dude, trust me. Any employer that makes you eat whilst covered in poo isn't worth working for, or is definately worth taking to court.
 

manaman

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WanderFreak said:
wrecker77 said:
*Eating Baconnator*

MEAT IS MURDER!
Then slap a swastika on my forehead and call me Charlie, cause I'm having two.

Only two? Bacon is gods gift to man. He even knew that forbidden things taste better to man which is why pig is forbidden in the old testament.

I could care less about what subjects come up. Smells and sight can make me queasy and not want the rest of what I was eating, but abstract... Nah, doesn't bother me.
 

3rd rung

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ravens_nest said:
3rd rung said:
ravens_nest said:
3rd rung said:
at this point you really can't say anything to me that I will lose my appetite. I work with animals and have to eat while covered in poo so really i am fine with any convo
That's just really unhealthy dude...

I can't eat if someone is throwing up near me... That's just weak..
whatever do what you gotta, I have to drive to the next show and eat no time to take a shower in between so
Lol, some things are worth taking the time to do dude, trust me. Any employer that makes you eat whilst covered in poo isn't worth working for, or is definately worth taking to court.
I go to parties and put on animal shows so if I get crapped on and have another party to go to and 10 minutes to get there you gatta do it, can't sya o sorry I ahve to cancel the show and ruin your kids b-day because I feel icky
 

Raven's Nest

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3rd rung said:
ravens_nest said:
3rd rung said:
ravens_nest said:
3rd rung said:
at this point you really can't say anything to me that I will lose my appetite. I work with animals and have to eat while covered in poo so really i am fine with any convo
That's just really unhealthy dude...

I can't eat if someone is throwing up near me... That's just weak..
whatever do what you gotta, I have to drive to the next show and eat no time to take a shower in between so
Lol, some things are worth taking the time to do dude, trust me. Any employer that makes you eat whilst covered in poo isn't worth working for, or is definately worth taking to court.
I go to parties and put on animal shows so if I get crapped on and have another party to go to and 10 minutes to get there you gatta do it, can't sya o sorry I ahve to cancel the show and ruin your kids b-day because I feel icky
Well, ya gotta do what ya gotta do like you said. Maybe you should find another job...
 

3rd rung

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ravens_nest said:
Well, ya gotta do what ya gotta do like you said. Maybe you should find another job...
Y I love it, so much fun the kids are great, good tips and sometimes they give me food at the party also. I would not trade my time there for anything
 

Raven's Nest

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3rd rung said:
ravens_nest said:
Well, ya gotta do what ya gotta do like you said. Maybe you should find another job...
Y I love it, so much fun the kids are great, good tips and sometimes they give me food at the party also. I would not trade my time there for anything
Well I'm an animal lover too so if you enjoy it, I'm not gonna knock it. But so long as we agree that eating whilst covered in shit = bad...
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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manaman said:
Only two? Bacon is gods gift to man. He even knew that forbidden things taste better to man which is why pig is forbidden in the old testament.
If bacon is god's gift then Tooheys Extra Dry is his nectar!
 

Pimppeter2

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"That's going straight to your ass."

My coaches words words whenever he saw one of us eating. Even if he bumped into you with friends somewhere.
 

Banana Phone Man

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In a resturant I heard one of the chefs coughing furiously. It wouldn't stop and I was very reluctant to eat the food.
 

badgersprite

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Oh, God, I can't even think about typing this without gagging, but I'm going to try...

I have horrible memories of being a little kid at school and trying to eat my lunch near this girl in my class who always had a snotty *gag* nose. *wretch* *gag* Oh, it was terrible. You know what it's like when there's something absolutely disgusting, and you can't look away. And I was too nice to tell her to blow her damn nose. >< Oh God I want to throw up just thinking about it.
 

Doom_bringer58

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conversation not to have while eating creamed corn: "dude, i seriously took a big dump yesterday and it was all liquidy except for a few things- it looked like there was corn, and peanuts, and some of that old gum from the 90s we used to chew......... still tasted the same"
 

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I'm usually the guy who tries to make people throw up or laugh while there eating/drinking something in the hopes they choke to death, Worked once the guy was in the emergency room. Bastard made fun of cripples he deserved it.
 

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To be honest, I can't think of anything. I fondly remember talking about cannibalism with all my friends while eating. And then I told them about birth control while getting a scoop of ice cream. That made for the best phrase ever.
"Well, you see kids, a penis is like an ice cream cone."
 

Daveman

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mate, I've been at a rubgy social... I've drunk god knows what.... the idea of what i've drunk, makes me sick, any mention of it will make me ill