Plot Warriors; I love you Funimation

[sageoftruth]

I REALLY wish I was more into boobies than I currently seem to be.

You know what always helps with that?

More boobs.

Spoiler

Lol.

I'll hang onto this in case my tastes change at some point.

 

[omega 616]

Why do shows like this exist? Don't people have porn? I know people in Japan have porn and it disgusts me. And I watch it regularly. I guess some people still like the titillation of it all

It is the only thing that offends me, it's like the people who make this shit think I am just a literal (and I mean literal ... not the "omg, I literally died") empty headed walking erection. Like they honestly had a meeting and thought "make all the women have huge tits and wear scraps of cloth, it's all guys care about anyway". It's like dragons crown, I got it for free but have zero intention of playing it 'cos it treats me like a dirty old man

On a smaller note, they aren't even sexy ... not that I get turned on by drawings anyway but if I saw a girl like that in real life, I think I would get endophthalmitis just from looking at them.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Why do shows like this exist? Don't people have porn? I know people in Japan have porn and it disgusts me. And I watch it regularly. I guess some people still like the titillation of it all

It is the only thing that offends me, it's like the people who make this shit think I am just a literal (and I mean literal ... not the "omg, I literally died") empty headed walking erection. Like they honestly had a meeting and thought "make all the women have huge tits and wear scraps of cloth, it's all guys care about anyway". It's like dragons crown, I got it for free but have zero intention of playing it 'cos it treats me like a dirty old man

On a smaller note, they aren't even sexy ... not that I get turned on by drawings anyway but if I saw a girl like that in real life, I think I would get endophthalmitis just from looking at them.

I highly doubt it would go that far up. I'm fairly certain most people would be speechless if they saw a woman that beautiful in real life, not shocked like that.

 

[omega 616]

I'm fairly certain most people would be speechless if they saw a woman that beautiful in real life.

What woman are we talking about here? As far as I am aware we are talking about drawings, so no woman actually exists

 

[omega 616]

Thanks, but I'll stick to real women, or in droughts, porn. I have nothing against fanservice, but only in the context of a good show. I understand that some people have a "2D complex", and I'm really sorry about that, but goddamn guys, pull your shit together.

Why do shows like this exist? Don't people have porn? I know people in Japan have porn and it disgusts me. And I watch it regularly. I guess some people still like the titillation of it all

It is the only thing that offends me, it's like the people who make this shit think I am just a literal (and I mean literal ... not the "omg, I literally died") empty headed walking erection. Like they honestly had a meeting and thought "make all the women have huge tits and wear scraps of cloth, it's all guys care about anyway". It's like dragons crown, I got it for free but have zero intention of playing it 'cos it treats me like a dirty old man

On a smaller note, they aren't even sexy ... not that I get turned on by drawings anyway but if I saw a girl like that in real life, I think I would get endophthalmitis just from looking at them.

They don't think you are, they just know a percentage of the population thinks they are and struggles to act (and purchase products) accordingly.

I am what?

I seriously think I am in a movie and you're all playing the pronoun game and forcing me to ask what the hell everybody is talking about.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

so nerd jokes and bewbs... seems like a legit JRPG/anime shenanigans...

just look at all that PLOT!!

If you hang that plot out of a vehicle going more than 30 miles per hour, you might have a decapitation hazard.

OT: I have no idea wtf I just saw, but I'm just going to smile and nod my head at all of it. I like the Valkyrie's and Hunter's color choice, though.

 

[Paragon Fury]

I'm fairly certain most people would be speechless if they saw a woman that beautiful in real life.

What woman are we talking about here? As far as I am aware we are talking about drawings, so no woman actually exists

I'm obviously talking about them seeing a real woman who was that ridiculously hot in real life - with normal eyes/nose/skin and such.

 

[EternallyBored]

All that fanservice and the clip posted couldn't even have the decency to be funny, I've seen webcomics that have done the "random adventurers ransacking homes" observation way better than that. The only amusing line was the dark elf complaining about the villagers taking their clothes and being cold despite the fact that her bikini in the clip wouldn't have kept her any warmer anyway.

Meh, I've seen shows that manage to mix fanservice in and still have a decent story, or at least tell some funny jokes, if that clip is indicative of the quality, it's not the worst fanservice I've ever seen, but it's yet another case of potentially interesting ideas being sacrificed in the name of showing us the next boob shot, also the weird anime boob physics are a little offputting. I've got nothing against that, I can understand why people find such things attractive, it's just not my cup of tea.