Plot... wormholes?

[grimsprice]

OH.... You mean this guy!

Spoiler

That guy doesn't exist

So you're going to completely ignore the Phantom Menace? lol. Understandable.

Episode III- Obi-wan "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

Episode V- Yoda "Do or do not. There is no try"

I'd have to say that that's an absolute statement. Therefore, Yoda is a Sith lord.

Yoda and the pope Lord Sidious were turf fighting in episode 3 weren't they...

 

[Cyberjester]

Why did Heath Ledger kill himself?


Because no one took him seriously!


Just made it up.

Nah, he wanted to be famous. You have to die of a drug/alcohol overdose to be a truly famous musician or actor.

The really annoying thing is that I have so many jokes involving the Joker out of The Dark Knight which no-one likes because "you can't insult someone who's dead".

 

[Altorin]

OH.... You mean this guy!

Spoiler

That guy doesn't exist

So you're going to completely ignore the Phantom Menace? lol. Understandable.

It makes my life more colorful to.

Allow me to present the opening crawl to the Phantom Menace, and I will bold the parts that shouldn't have been there;


Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of
trade routes to outlaying star systems is in dispute. Hoping
to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships,
the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the
small planet of Naboo.

While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this
alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly
dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and
justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....."


Or maybe they just should have done this:

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of
trade routes to outlaying star systemsis in dispute. Hoping
to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships,
the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the
small planet of Naboo.

While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this
alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly
dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and
justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict.....

 

[grimsprice]

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of
trade routes to outlaying star systems is in dispute. Hoping
to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships,
the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the
small planet of Naboo.

While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this
alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly
dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and
justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....."


Or maybe they just should have done this:

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of
trade routes to outlaying star systemsis in dispute. Hoping
to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships,
the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the
small planet of Naboo.

While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this
alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly
dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and
justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict.....

lol.
God that movie is bad. Have you watched the 70 minute review of it?

 

[Altorin]

lol.
God that movie is bad. Have you watched the 70 minute review of it?

I did, but I hated that movie long before I saw that.. And it's not a "THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED MY STAR WARS!!".

The movie was bad, completely on its own merits.

I didn't like attack of the clones much better... but revenge of the sith was pretty good...

Phantom Menace is just bad though, which is a shame, because I love Liam Neeson, and I liked Darth Maul... It could have been good, if people who knew why Star Wars was great were in charge.. but sadly George Lucas was literally clueless.

 

[Instant K4rma]

I've only just realised these 3:

The only thing i've ever noticed in star wars is when a stormtrooper smacks his head against a blast door in the control of the death star xD

Wait, when?

Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQaLuqwtl8

Oh wow. That just made my day. Thank you.