Pokemon are CLONED!

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Sneaky Paladin

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Pokemon are ALL cloned. My proof is of course that they have NO reproductive organs AND they have no place for an egg to come out from. One example is pikachu. How would one breed? It has no penis vagina or butt. Another example is gastly. It's a gas how does a GAS lay an egg? This is my new discovery please comment.

Boredom struck me on the bus today thus creating this^

It doesn't belong in gaming discussion because it's off-topic ABOUT a game creature.
comment or flame away
 
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Cartoon
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Definition: A ludicrously simplistic, unrealistic, or one-dimensional portrayal.

Sorry, I had to do it...
Boredom strikes again!
 
Zombie_Fish

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Wow... That was... interesting...

Oh, and Coffing's not a gas, it's just a floating gas bag.

Also, how does a kids TV show classify as science exactly?

o0pwnman0o said:
One example is pikachu. How would one breed? It has no penis vagina or butt.
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At any point, did you think that the reason we never see Pikachu's reproductive organs is because we don't want to see a yellow mouse's reproductive organs, let alone having kids see it?
 
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it's a children's cartoon, do you expect them to draw the creatures anatomically correct? they have reproductive organs, they just don't show them because children watch it.
 
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Um, don't see any high tech devices when I leave my Pokemon at the day care centers or whatever.
 
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Think about this one then. If all animals in the pokemon world are pokemon, where does the meat come from? I call snorlax.
 
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DON'T THINK ABOUT IT AND JUST BUY THE DARN POKEMANS SO THAT THE NINTENDO'S CAN KEEP MISTREATING HARDCORE GAMERS!...boredom strikes again.
 
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This is pretty weird, but strangely apt since I'm going on a pub crawl in a few weeks with some friends to celebrate someone's birthday, and the fancy dress theme is Pokemon. By the way, anyone know a good way of dressing up as Tangela? That's my chosen Pokemon for the pub crawl...
 
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Curtmiester said:
Think about this one then. If all animals in the pokemon world are pokemon, where does the meat come from? I call snorlax.
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I always wondered this. Also if they cook fish arent they cooking their companions? fish pokemon and such?
 
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o0pwnman0o said:
Curtmiester said:
Think about this one then. If all animals in the pokemon world are pokemon, where does the meat come from? I call snorlax.
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I always wondered this. Also if they cook fish arent they cooking their companions? fish pokemon and such?
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No one likes Magikarps anyway.
On the topic of the reproduction, maybe the daycare people just catch little pokemon and stuff 'em into eggs. That way you'll keep having to pay them to look after your pokemon for longer. It's all just a big marketing scheme.
That's my take on it anyway.
 
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