Pokemon Fan Storms White House, Gets Arrested
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So, is Obama the final gym leader, or is he the middle part of the region? Or maybe he's the rock type gym, and you have to beat the leaders of six other countries. Then, in a twist, you meet with Obama again in the end, and he pulls out a bunch of super powered steel types, a secret service agent, and the alien from Roswell. When you beat him, you get the key to Area 51 and fight the Illuminati boss!
But there are really rare Pokemon in that grass! D:
It's so difficult to fill the Pokedex these days already, give him a break CIA!
It's so difficult to fill the Pokedex these days already, give him a break CIA!
Aerosteam said:
I'm dying.
OT: I really hope this was simply a confused tourist. Because any American that would do something THAT freaking stupid on 9/11 deserves whatever they decide to do to him. You do NOT fuck around at the White House on 9/11. The Secret Service takes that kind of shit seriously.
I have the strangest feeling that he believed the Secret Service would be too confused for a moment, trying to figure out why the hell a pokefan is here. Then again, perhaps that's exactly what happened and what saved his life.
Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.Lieju said:
Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.
Section 3. Any person, upon proving himself by collecting the 8 Kanto badges, may challenge the President to a pocket monster battle. If the challenger is victorious, they are to immediately be made President and granted all powers afforded to the position, while the incumbent is to be stripped of all titles, powers, and holdings.
Section 4. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may, by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.
Section 5. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
Section 6. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.
Why? This happens all the time. It's practically a Tuesday to the Secret Service. The only reason they might have been on edge was due to the date. The only thing that makes it even slightly newsworthy is that he had Pokemon swag when he was taken down, allowing us to make Pokemon puns aplenty.Li Mu said:
Aikayai said:
I'd love to make a joking comment about this, but everyone else took all the good ones.
I wonder what the thought process was when he scaled the fence. Even if you didn't necessarily know the area, you'd think one would have the common sense to not jump the fence of the really big white house...
Like, straight up, I didn't expect this thread would be so freaking funny. I was more immediately concerned with the idea of Pokemon having yet another example to make it look bad, but the puns are too damn funny.
8 Badges... fucking hell, I'm gonna die of laughter.
8 Badges... fucking hell, I'm gonna die of laughter.
You got this all wrong!
The real story is that Team Rocket, disguised as secret service agents, finally managed to catch Pikachu!
The real story is that Team Rocket, disguised as secret service agents, finally managed to catch Pikachu!
No you're not the only one, the irony would've been delicious!HardRockSamurai said:
OT Dumbass had it coming, Brock Obama doesn't take shit from upstart trainers that walk on his lawn.