I was going to say Crobat, but you've convinced me that I really want an Octillery.Internet Kraken said:There is only one answer to this question.
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Octillery is fucking badass. Let me ask you this; can your Pokemon spit fire? Can your Pokemon shoot water? Can your Pokemon fire a concentrated beam of ice? Can your Pokemon melt the brains of its foes through the sheer power of its mind? Octillery does all of those things. If there is a beam based attack, Octillery will learn it. Why? Because it's an octopus canon, one of the most implausible yet ridiculously awesome combinations imaginable. Octillery says fuck you to the laws of physics and does whatever the fuck it wants. It's that awesome. Your petty logic has no effect on him. How can a fish evolve into an onctopus? Who gives a shit, it's fucking Octillery.
So yeah, I'd like an Octillery.
You have a good point, but I thought Jirachi could only grant one wish every thousand years or so.GeorgW said:Jirachi all the way. I would have infinite wishes and it's cute. Seriously, it's the only right answer, you're all WRONG! /jk
But I would use that one wish to wish for more wishes! Or more Jirachis... But yeah, Mew's a close second.VelvetHorror said:You have a good point, but I thought Jirachi could only grant one wish every thousand years or so.GeorgW said:Jirachi all the way. I would have infinite wishes and it's cute. Seriously, it's the only right answer, you're all WRONG! /jk
If I had a pokemon that would do whatever I told it to, I would probably go with Mew. It could learn ANY technique and is small enough that I could take him anywhere. I could have him teleport me anywhere I want, defeat anything I want with its extensive might, or have it brainwash people into doing my bidding. I would rule the world. Muahahaha
Then again, it would probably only want to play.