Pokemon for a pet

[Aura Guardian]

Spoiler: I would have this one

What? Not Jinx? I am thoroughly disappointed in you sir!

As for me, Espeon. It's awesome.

I prefer Grass types fool

 

[Guffe]

I'd go with Bulbasaur.
I always liked that one and I wouldn't let it evolve.

 

[El Poncho]

Either Squirtle(assuming I can evolve it) so I can surf on it, Arcanine since it's really fast and I won't need a car to get places, or Pigeot so it can fly me places.

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

Rayquaza. I want to ride that to school everyday as opposed to my damn school bus, which always happens to be late.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Arcanine, Rhydon, Scizor, Electivire or Charizard. Because they're badasses.

 

[CultistRat]

Tyranitar. It's covered in armour and can level mountains, what's not to like?

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

my pokemon pet would be the third evolution of Torchick (i forgot the name).

 

[Beliyal]

Arcanine. Nothing makes you more badass than a huge fire-breathing dog, and it wouldn't even be that suspicious in public.

And/or Meowth. I have only one word; Payday.

 

[Zorg Machine]

Alakazam.

Spoiler

Teleportation, sixth sense, telekinesis, mind control, the power to manipulate matter in any way he wants and pure badassery.

we would rule the world.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Either blazekin or metagross I'm not sure

Original 150 or GTFO?

Spoiler: Because all of the original 150 are the pinnacle of excellent design, right?

Oh wait.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Either blazekin or metagross I'm not sure

Original 150 or GTFO?

Spoiler: Because all of the original 150 are the pinnacle of excellent design, right?

Oh wait.

No the rest just suck. And I never played the games with them in.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Charmander.

He'd be like a heater on those cold winter nights and I get an awesome fire breathing little badass.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Either blazekin or metagross I'm not sure

Original 150 or GTFO?

Spoiler: Because all of the original 150 are the pinnacle of excellent design, right?

Oh wait.

No the rest just suck. And I never played the games with them in.

So you never played the games with them, yet can safely say that all of them suck?

I'm not seeing your logic.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Either blazekin or metagross I'm not sure

Original 150 or GTFO?

Spoiler: Because all of the original 150 are the pinnacle of excellent design, right?

Oh wait.

No the rest just suck. And I never played the games with them in.

So you never played the games with them, yet can safely say that all of them suck?

I'm not seeing your logic.

The logic behind it is that I'm being somewhat hypocritical. I haven't played them so therefore they suck.