[Politics][Humor] FREEDOM GAS!

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https://www.dw.com/en/white-house-touts-freedom-gas-as-next-critical-us-export/a-48973948

The department of energy, under Rick Perry, has decided to rebrand natural gas as "freedom gas", which they will export to the world. Molecules of American FREEDOM. Official department policy is to refer to natural gas as such.

This is too damn funny, I saw the headline and thought it was the Onion at first.
 

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Freedom from what? Freedom from self-awareness, good taste and sanity apparently.
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
https://www.dw.com/en/white-house-touts-freedom-gas-as-next-critical-us-export/a-48973948

The department of energy, under Rick Perry, has decided to rebrand natural gas as "freedom gas", which they will export to the world. Molecules of American FREEDOM. Official department policy is to refer to natural gas as such.

This is too damn funny, I saw the headline and thought it was the Onion at first.
This can not be a thing. People can't be that stupid
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
https://www.dw.com/en/white-house-touts-freedom-gas-as-next-critical-us-export/a-48973948

The department of energy, under Rick Perry, has decided to rebrand natural gas as "freedom gas", which they will export to the world. Molecules of American FREEDOM. Official department policy is to refer to natural gas as such.

This is too damn funny, I saw the headline and thought it was the Onion at first.
Man, the kool aid is flowing thick and far through this administration.
 

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Wow, that sure is something. Reminds me of that Freedom Fries thing back in 2003.

Man, that was stupid, tho this might actually be even dumber.
 

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I am reminded of the time environmentalists tried to have natural gas relabeled as fossil gas. Something I initially thought was excessive but after realizing that I subconsciously had a more positive view of natural gas because of the the word "natural" in the phrase I am on board with calling it fossil gas.

Which is another way of saying that I vehemently disagree with this relabeling. Natural gas is natural in the sense that it exists without any interference of humans, so that label makes some sense. It's fossil in the sense that it is the byproduct of natural processes millions of years ago(often in connection with oil and coal), so that label makes sense. How on earth is it related to freedom?
 

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The USA is being very cynical about this.

They can see the way the (pollution-bearing) wind is blowing: fossil fuels are on the way out one way or another. Thus what they're doing is frantically digging as much of theirs out as possible before they become effectively valueless. Nevertheless, it's a very "short term gain long term gain" policy given the risks of climate change.

I have mixed feelings. On a national level every time a megastorm dumps half the sea over a coastal American city or a load of tornados rip up the midwest or another large chunk of Florida sinks underwater, I think "Serves you right". But at the level of individuals I feel very sorry for them, because it's not like the ones taking the punishment made the big decisions they're suffering from.
 

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One day they'll probably label everything 'Freedom' something. It's like they genuinely believe theirs is the only free country in the world.

We can't talk though. Remember when Tony Abbott tried rebranding Coal-burning power plants as using 'Clean-Coal'?
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
The department of energy, under Rick Perry, has decided to rebrand natural gas as "freedom gas", which they will export to the world. Molecules of American FREEDOM. Official department policy is to refer to natural gas as such.
Getting serious...

Let's see what sort of freedom it means for the people of Vanuatu when their whole country goes under the waves. Do you think the USA (and others) will compensate them appropriately? I don't. They'll probably just get refugee-level treatment in somewhere like New Zealand.

To me, this sums up a lot of the outrage: it's a total bullshit notion of "freedom". This is getting tangential but it makes me remember so many arguments I've had with stricter libertarians, and this is a major sort of thing they hand-wave away. They love their negative freedom stuff, that you can do what you like with what's yours, but if you damage other people and their stuff you should pay. But this is only notional: in practice, for things like climate change, they know perfectly well they can fill the skies with pollutants, give millions of people asthma and sink huge tracts of land other people own under rising seas, and no-one's ever going to come and collect from them. And oh so conveniently, we can't tax them either because that's "theft", and, y'know... freedom!

It can be the slimiest, shittiest, most cynical exploitation of how we can practically or temporally assess consequences to allow them to infringe on other people's freedom to their own profit. In some cases it's dodging responsibility by hiding behild layers of moral and legal insulation: "My national laws said I could do this, so you can't hold me responsible." "Well, I didn't totally know at the time, there was merely a 97% scientific consensus." "It was my dad who made that $5billion, you can't punish me even though I inherited it." etc. Perhaps in some cases it's just a complete lack of imagination about how far consequences can spread.

I like to pick on libertarians over this sort of thing because most non-libertarians have much greater appreciation of more proactive structures and regulations to prevent potential harm. Libertarians often want those slashed away, and yet don't seem to be investing thought and effort into systems of post-hoc justice and redress for harm inflicted which might be equivalent.
 

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something gives me the impression the types of people we're dealing with here are those who take the Starship Troopers film at face value; as a positive celebration of US militaristic zest. probably while cheering, firing their guns into the ceiling and yeehawing throughout
 

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Squilookle said:
We can't talk though. Remember when Tony Abbott tried rebranding Coal-burning power plants as using 'Clean-Coal'?
In fairness, there was also a push to reduce or capture emissions (which the Greens opposed, because of course they did). "Clean Coal" is a lie, "Cleaner Coal" not so much. Not nearly as good as replacing coal with renewables, significantly better than what we had.
 

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Remember when they wanted to rename the french fries as "freedom fries" because France refused to support the invasion of Iraq?

 
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Freedom Fries didn't last long, and neither will this.

"Freedom Gas! Brought to you via imperialistic wars, where we basically stole it from middle-eastern countries we're drone bombing tons of innocent civilians in! Now THAT'S what I call FREEDO-Wait, why is the internet roasting us?"
 

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The sad part is that, for the most part, the DoE, which is ran by Former Texas Governor Rick "opps" Perry, remains the only department that I've heard of so far that hasn't had some kind of serious scandal attached to it in the last 2+ years of the Trump administration. I've been operating under the theory that Perry's indictment [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Perry_veto_controversy#Indictment] as governor gave him a "hot stove moment" that has ironically made him smarter about doing shady things.

My reaction to this is "eh." The bigger carbon pollutants are oil and coal. Natural gas is pretty much the lower-carbon fossil fuel options, so my bigger concerns about it tend to be that natural gas extraction is more of a pollutant with the chemicals and frakking techniques that literally cause earthquakes and contaminate water supplies. A dumb promotional stunt is barely worth raising an eyebrow in this dumpster-fire of a presidency...
 

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Tell me when we move onto Freedom Nukes and swallow the red pill on Nuclear Power.
 

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Leg End said:
Tell me when we move onto Freedom Nukes and swallow the red pill on Nuclear Power.
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This guy.

Go Nuclear hopefully till you go fusion, leave green as an ancillary, not a main source.
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AMERICA, F*CK YEAH!
 

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Chimpzy said:
Wow, that sure is something. Reminds me of that Freedom Fries thing back in 2003.

Man, that was stupid, tho this might actually be even dumber.
Oh but we have such a long tradition of doing this, we can't possibly back out now. Hell, way back during WW1 we pretty much renamed anything German related. Sauerkraut was Liberty Cabbage, hamburgers were called Liberty Sandwiches, etc. My personal favorite is that they changed Rubella to Liberty Measles....because national pride and hatred of the other knows no fucking bounds.

Honestly though, this is fucking pathetic. It's like they WANT to raise anti-American sentiment across the globe.