Poll: A Creepy Doll

[teisjm]

I thought this was about pre-owned (read: used) inflatable love-dolls.
Now thats creepy.

 

[Scumpernickle]

Kill it with fire!

What he said.

This

 

[preybird]

See my GP to see if i gone mad then book myself in a mental hospital

 

[tthor]

I would kill it with fire, put the ashes in holy water, put it into a silver box covered in holy symbols, seal the box and then throw it into an artificial river made from holy water.

No way its coming back from that.

what if the doll's an athiest? lol

 

[Mcupobob]

Finally I thought I was the only one who liked Jothanan Coulton, anyway just emprace the fact the doll is following me and go along with it.

 

[revjay]

The doll I could ignore but if it comes with a creepy kid a la Alma of fear, etc I'd just spaz and go postal because scary/creepy kids freak me right the fuck out. EVERY time Alma would appear in those games I'd dump most of the clip of whatever gun I was holding.

 

[kelnadine]

I'm very afraid of dolls. Honestly, I'd probably try not to anger it and get the hell away.

 

[tthor]

i find it funny how so many people say like 'burning the doll, and lock up the ashs' or something like that. i mean, if the doll has the power to reanimate itself from ashes, don't you think it would also have the power to get out of a locked box?

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Sleep with it like a teddy bear. Then violate it. I'm not its *****. Its mine. lol.

Something about that statement makes me shudder..

Also, kill it with fire. Who talks to dolls running at you with knives, Hm!? I thought so.

 

[Jovlo]

I'd try to befriend it.

I've had a fair share of experience with creepy objects and people, and surely we could reason something out for overall greater benefit.

Judging by horror movies, you aren't likely to survive even if you run or fight back anyways - so why not try a different approach?

And assuming that it can talk - and is intelligent enough - which is certainly hinted in the song, if you do befriend it there are so many hilarious pranks you could pull.

This.
It's not because the doll is creepy that it is evil as well.

 

[Miri_Chan]

I'd try to appease it and hug it <3 <3 I still love dolls lol

 

[tthor]

Sleep with it like a teddy bear. Then violate it. I'm not its *****. Its mine. lol.

Something about that statement makes me shudder..

Also, kill it with fire. Who talks to dolls running at you with knives, Hm!? I thought so.

nobody said it was running at you with knives. hell, nobody even said its running lol.
maybe its just lonely?
maybe it wants a friend?
maybe its gonna reanimate itselfand kill your ass for revenge?

 

[ultrachicken]

If it turned out to be a robot, I would simply say a paradox to make its head explode.
If it's cursed, I'd befriend it and have it make my brother get off the f**king xbox.

 

[Aethren]

Any method used in the chucky movies.

Because judging by the number of sequels, those methods must work, yes?

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Sleep with it like a teddy bear. Then violate it. I'm not its *****. Its mine. lol.

Something about that statement makes me shudder..

Also, kill it with fire. Who talks to dolls running at you with knives, Hm!? I thought so.

nobody said it was running at you with knives. hell, nobody even said its running lol.
maybe its just lonely?
maybe it wants a friend?
maybe its gonna reanimate itselfand kill your ass for revenge?

Nobody said your not running, either. Just the doll is following you. Moot point.

And, if a living doll is really that desperate.. go find other dolls to be friends with, dammit?

 

[tthor]

Sleep with it like a teddy bear. Then violate it. I'm not its *****. Its mine. lol.

Something about that statement makes me shudder..

Also, kill it with fire. Who talks to dolls running at you with knives, Hm!? I thought so.

nobody said it was running at you with knives. hell, nobody even said its running lol.
maybe its just lonely?
maybe it wants a friend?
maybe its gonna reanimate itselfand kill your ass for revenge?

Nobody said your not running, either. Just the doll is following you. Moot point.

And, if a living doll is really that desperate.. go find other dolls to be friends with, dammit?

but barbie makes fun of her lazy eye, and kens a duchebag
and she wants to be YOUR friend

 

[Enzeru92]

Well seeing as I'm already crazy enough that am seeing a talking doll I should at least try to reason with it it.... i guess

 

[SD-Fiend]

tell it to leave ma alone or i will take of its head melt the body on the stove and make it watch whie i piss in it

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Is there anything fire can't solve?