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Fniff

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You are at the docks. Suddenly,a time hole opens up (You were wearing those awful trousers again,so god is punishing you) and you go to PIRATE TIMES!

A pirate asks you if you want to join as a pirate. Do you accept?
 

IronDuke

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The other option seems like "getting plundered" so yes, I would.

PS: It's still pirate times, in Somalia and some Asian waters.
 

Vanguard_Ex

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Fniff said:
You are at the docks. Suddenly,a time hole opens up (You were wearing those awful trousers again,so god is punishing you) and you go to PIRATE TIMES!

A pirate asks you if you want to join as a pirate. Do you accept?
Bwuh?

Well I guess so, not much else I can do. Besides, scurvy may strike but fuck it, I'll have a pistol.
 

IronDuke

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Fniff said:
IronDuke said:
The other option seems like "getting plundered" so yes, I would.

PS: It's still pirate times, in Somalia and some Asian waters.
YAY!

AVAST YE SCURVY DOG,I HAVE AN RPG!
Not quite the same ring to it, eh?
 

Sassafrass

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Fniff said:
IronDuke said:
The other option seems like "getting plundered" so yes, I would.

PS: It's still pirate times, in Somalia and some Asian waters.
YAY!

AVAST YE SCURVY DOG,I HAVE AN RPG!
Yeah, the modern pirates have no sense of tradition, do they?

OT: I would. Seems to be good fun.
I might meet a Jack Sparrow-esqe pirate.
 

delet

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Well, seeing that I was transported off to another time due to my trouser choice, I don't believe I'd have much of a choice, would I? I'd simply show them the magic of one of the handhelds I happen to have on me at the time was, and then I'd be worshiped as a god.

Hehe, I'd become a god, start up a religion, trounce everything else, then make them all drink... punch.
 

badgersprite

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I wanna be a pirate. =3 I have sea legs and everything. They're not mine. I stole them. And I was all pirate-like about it. You should've been there. It was great. Then they were all like, "Put those back," and then I was all like, "Nuh-uh," and then they were all like, --> oO "WTF?", and then I was all like --> ^ ^

So...

...I can has?
 

Korolev

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Oh lord no. Pirates had a hard, dangerous life. It wasn't all just about treasure and fun times - there was scurvy, storms, having to live permanently with an entire crew of cut-throats and criminals, coups, the navy, cannon balls to the face and bad teeth.

No the pirate's life is not for me. Generally the people who became pirates usually had no other choice due to a lack of education and criminal background.