Poll: A Pledge for 2016

[Euryalus]

Don't worry, there's been a change in my campaigning strategy

Why does that terrify Me so much XD

But I promise, if elected, TACOS FOR ALL!

And what of the Quesadillas! Or the Spaghetti! What of them?!?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Don't worry, there's been a change in my campaigning strategy

Why does that terrify Me so much XD

But I promise, if elected, TACOS FOR ALL!

And what of the Quesadillas! Or the Spaghetti! What of them?!?

Rights for all!

YOU GET RIGHTS, THEY GET RIGHTS!

 

[Imthatguy]

Bah! too much Communism! What are you going to be offering next? Free Healthcare?a stable economy free from control form corrupt corporations? a government where ordinary people can get elected instead of old rich white men?No official religion?

Count me in!
A Portion of Mexican foodstuff with Phsycic abilities is still better than some oil company owner.

I nominate myself for #1 Jew Religious cleansing exterminator!

Welsome to the Schutzstaffel Comrade!

The rest of you should move on nothing to see here.

 

[Euryalus]

Don't worry, there's been a change in my campaigning strategy

Why does that terrify Me so much XD

But I promise, if elected, TACOS FOR ALL!

And what of the Quesadillas! Or the Spaghetti! What of them?!?

Rights for all!

YOU GET RIGHTS, THEY GET RIGHTS!

Even the expensive ones? 'cause I'm not sure the maths allow for this. Where'd you get all this cash?

For Yog-Sothoth's sake the right to vote costs millions of whatever the hell Herzog is embezelling in Bribery logistics costs alone!

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

We have an outreach program to persuade undecided voters

It involves cake...

...followed by the inevitable choice of death? "Cake or Death!?" If I may.

You sir, the man with a taco where his head should be, where will my hula hoop fit into all this?

I wish to assist!

 

[Berithil]

Will you oppose the tyranny of Daystar Clarion?

If so, you have my pledge.

Though, I will oppose the tax against PubClub members... for obvious reasons

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[PsychicTaco115]

Even the expensive ones? 'cause I'm not sure the maths allow for this. Where'd you get all this cash?

For Yog-Sothoth's sake the right to vote costs millions of whatever the hell Herzog is embezelling in Bribery logistics costs alone!

Great, now we have to monetize our rights?

Which is the most expensive?

We have an outreach program to persuade undecided voters

It involves cake...

...followed by the inevitable choice of death? "Cake or Death!?" If I may.

You sir, the man with a taco where his head should be, where will my hula hoop fit into all this?

I wish to assist!

You can be our Chief Researcher in Silly Affairs!

 

[Euryalus]

Will you oppose the tyranny of Daystar Clarion?

If so, you have my pledge.

Though, I will oppose the tax against PubClub members... for obvious reasons

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A moral stand for a man's right to be entitled to the sweat of his own Brow?

I certainly can't think of any other reason you should be so staunchly opposed to the concept XD

 

[lacktheknack]

NEVER, YOU 'ORRIBLE TACO-HEADED FIEND.

As long as I remain in the company of the terrorists, I must oppose your every move towards this position. You just must remember,

We are always watching you.

<link=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6va2cbSmP1qdx19wo1_500.gif>Always.

 

[Euryalus]

Great, now we have to monetize our rights?

Which is the most expensive?

The right to a fair and speedy trial? Maybe the Freedom from quartering troops? I'll do the math now!

The spaghetti one needs to stay though. That right's delicious important!

 

[Berithil]

Will you oppose the tyranny of Daystar Clarion?

If so, you have my pledge.

Though, I will oppose the tax against PubClub members... for obvious reasons

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A moral stand for a man's right to be entitled to the sweat of his own Brow?

I certainly can't think of any other reason you should be so staunchly opposed to the concept XD

Uhhh....

Yeah. That's it.

Totally it.

 

[Imthatguy]

NEVER, YOU 'ORRIBLE TACO-HEADED FIEND.

As long as I remain in the company of the terrorists, I must oppose your every move towards this position. You just must remember,

We are always watching you.

<link=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6va2cbSmP1qdx19wo1_500.gif>Always.

We hate love you too

 

[lacktheknack]

NEVER, YOU 'ORRIBLE TACO-HEADED FIEND.

As long as I remain in the company of the terrorists, I must oppose your every move towards this position. You just must remember,

We are always watching you.

<link=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6va2cbSmP1qdx19wo1_500.gif>Always.

We hate love you too

<link=http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html>Oh, for sure. Always and forever!

 

[Xman490]

But what about immigration reform? Let's not have users coming in from other forums and taking our jobs! Sure, those jobs include "Offensive Posting" and "Pony Thread Participation," but...

I can't do this. Senator Taco over here clearly has much greater qualifications than me and deserves the nomination.

 

[Euryalus]

But what about immigration reform? Let's not have users coming in from other forums and taking our jobs! Sure, those jobs include "Offensive Posting" and "Pony Thread Participation," but...

I can't do this. Senator Taco over here clearly has much greater qualifications than me and deserves the nomination.

We elected him to the senate? When did this happen?

@psychictaco115: When!?!?

...They turk er jerbs!

 

[teebeeohh]

if you are elected president, what do you intend to do with the basement?
i also propose to call the position "emperor" instead of just "president", every idiot can be elected president but it takes a true taco-head to be elected emperor

 

[loc978]

Friends, Romans, Escapists, lend me your ears...

Okay! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBVNRkE07s4#t=0m20s]

That's as far as I got...

 

[Lord Doomhammer]

Yes, don't just be socialist... be like me.

Be an Imperialist!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

if you are elected president, what do you intend to do with the basement?
i also propose to call the position "emperor" instead of just "president", every idiot can be elected president but it takes a true taco-head to be elected emperor

We shall do interrogations in the basement, only for those known for terrorism

Remember, the Escapist does not torture!

 

[CommanderL]

And I shall form a group of people oposing you rule so they may be swiftly murderd -reeducated