What kind of asshole pisses standing up without lifting the seat first? The whole reason you CAN lift the seat is so that people don't get flecks of piss all over it by doing that.
Poll: A question for the guys . Urinating , toilet seat up or down ?
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This topic kind of annoys me, why do men have to be the seat movers? To me it's a if you're last in there do the opposite when you leave, if you're a girl and you leave the seat down fuck you ... you expect me to lift the seat, pee, put it back down?
You just did whatever, the chances of me needing to go before you are high, so if you lift the seat then it will be ready for me (unless I need to drop the kids off at the pool but I pee far more then I drop a deuce), then after I am done I drop the seat etc.
I have even read stories of women getting annoyed that they got a wet bum 'cos they never checked the position of the seat, how about not being an assuming dolt? If you don't show some respect to me, don't expect me to service your toilet needs.
I'm all for equality!
You just did whatever, the chances of me needing to go before you are high, so if you lift the seat then it will be ready for me (unless I need to drop the kids off at the pool but I pee far more then I drop a deuce), then after I am done I drop the seat etc.
I have even read stories of women getting annoyed that they got a wet bum 'cos they never checked the position of the seat, how about not being an assuming dolt? If you don't show some respect to me, don't expect me to service your toilet needs.
I'm all for equality!
Always lift. Oddly though I use my off hand for aiming. Kinda spray all over the place if I try to use my dominant hand.
You guys are weird. I just pee right into the back where all the water is. No need to even flush it, that way.
I try to lift it up, but I'm lazy and my aim is good so sometimes I don't. I don't think I've made a mess yet...
I sit down to pee. Was raised by only women, so hopefully I can't be blamed. Always flush with the top lid down to avoid all that pee and shit coming right back up in my face.
I stand up in bars and other public toilets though. Then it all depends on how hygenic the bathroom is. If it's filthy I won't go near that toilet seat.
I stand up in bars and other public toilets though. Then it all depends on how hygenic the bathroom is. If it's filthy I won't go near that toilet seat.
I sit down. Apparently it's a convenience to be able to pee standing up as a man, but in all honesty I feel much more relaxed sitting down and it's much easier because there's no mess.
If I must stand, it'll be outside if I'm going to be stuck in a woods for a few hours. Or if I'm forced to use public toilets because no... I'm not sitting there, which raises the question on how do I survive not taking a crap if I'm going to be away from either mine or somebody's home for a while.
If I must stand, it'll be outside if I'm going to be stuck in a woods for a few hours. Or if I'm forced to use public toilets because no... I'm not sitting there, which raises the question on how do I survive not taking a crap if I'm going to be away from either mine or somebody's home for a while.
At my job: Well... I don't go to the bathroom there... (I just don't...)
At home: Up or down, it doesn't matter... It's my own place...
At someone's else's home: Uh... That depends... The nicer their bathroom is around their toilet, the less likely I would pee standing with the toilet seat up...
In public restrooms: That's a no-brainer for me... Toilet seat up... Never sit down...
Other: Uh... Let's just say "results may very" and just leave it at that...
At home: Up or down, it doesn't matter... It's my own place...
At someone's else's home: Uh... That depends... The nicer their bathroom is around their toilet, the less likely I would pee standing with the toilet seat up...
In public restrooms: That's a no-brainer for me... Toilet seat up... Never sit down...
Other: Uh... Let's just say "results may very" and just leave it at that...
It's whatever it is when I get there... I can pee without hitting the seat, what are you guys doing with your junk?
A have a catheter. Just got to pour something out once a day and I'm golden(gigiddy).
Your move God.
Your move God.
This pretty much. I've been known to pee in some strange spots, it all depends on what I am doing. Normally I will pull the seat up before peeing, but I do on occasion sit down to pee. I will pee beside my vehicle or beside a tree, and have often peed in nature. In fact I have urinated all over and in nature, water, fire, air, and earth.randomrob1968 said:
The real question is do you pee in the shower?
I keep the seat down and I sit down to pee.
In public restrooms I tend to do it standing, although the chances of getting the need to pee when I usually go to the mall to see movies is one in a hundred.
In public restrooms I tend to do it standing, although the chances of getting the need to pee when I usually go to the mall to see movies is one in a hundred.
