Poll: Apples or Oranges?

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2012 Wont Happen

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You hear the expression a lot "apples and oranges" describing two things you can't decide between because they're both good but too different to be compared. So, that got me wondering- if forced to choose, what do you pick? Apples or oranges?

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Hazy

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Oranges are turned into:
And that's all well and good. A Florida resident like myself is practically pumped with OJ in lieu of Blood for Pete's sake.


But Apples..
Well.. They get turned into THIS:

Apples. All the way. And having a Hot, Steaming and Apple filled pie stuffed with 110% goodness on your plate, is all the support I need for my statement.
 

Metric Monkey

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I was never too fond of apples.
Oranges can't be made into much though... oh well I'm with oranges.
 

Armored Prayer

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Apples. They apparently keep the doctor away.

Which is good for me because I can't pay the medical bills.
 

Azraellod

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actually, i don't eat oranges.

apples easily take this, since i actually do like them.
 

DiamondJim

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Apples FTW.

Cider, pie, juice, straight-up... there's so many varieties and they're delicious. Can't go wrong with an apple. Unless you're eating it from that one tree in that garden... I hear the owner of that place gets really super pissed.
 

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DiamondJim said:
Apples FTW.

Cider, pie, juice, straight-up... there's so many varieties and they're delicious. Can't go wrong with an apple. Unless you're eating it from that one tree in that garden... I hear the owner of that place gets really super pissed.
Tree of knowledge of good and evil, Eden, and God?
 

Hazy

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Asciotes said:
but oranges get turned into this:

I call shenanigans, good sir.
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DiamondJim

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2012 Wont Happen said:
DiamondJim said:
Apples FTW.

Cider, pie, juice, straight-up... there's so many varieties and they're delicious. Can't go wrong with an apple. Unless you're eating it from that one tree in that garden... I hear the owner of that place gets really super pissed.
Tree of knowledge of good and evil, Eden, and God?
That sounds about right!
 

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At school when one of my friends starts peeling an orange, I'll turn to him and say "that smells like shit I'm trying to eat!" Okay I only said it once, but once is enought dammit! Apples FTW!