Poll: Are You a Hypocrite?

[Section Crow]

Everyone has been a hypocrite at least once.

i'm not a hypocrite often but i do have my moments

 

[willsham45]

Of cause who isn't, I will always complain to the guy playing his music to lowd above me even though I probably do the same to him.
When Driving I Loath all pedestrians and when Walking around I dispose ALL drivers...But that is usally as far as it goes

 

[Atmos Duality]

I am, though I strive not to be.
It's an inescapable flaw of human nature.

 

[Boom129]

of course not, i just disregard what i just said often :3

 

[Marter]

Some times, I suppose. I try not to, but some times I end up being hypocritical.

 

[Aerodynamic]

By accident at times yeah.

 

[hurfdurp]

Most definitely.

 

[Omikron009]

I'm a huge hypocrite. In fact, one thing that pisses me off royally is when other people are hypocrites.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I try not to be, but yeah at times I end up being a hypocrite.

 

[Unesh52]

I won't say I've never been a hypocrite, but I feel comfortable saying I'm not because I try to watch for that in my every day life. If I encounter it, I change what I'm doing, or what I'm saying. There's no hypocrisy in changing your belief. However, I rarely run into this because I'm not terribly firm on many issues, not unless they directly affect me in some way.

 

[That's Funny]

Oh most indeedy doo daa, I critise others views and opinions all the time, and explain how ignorant they are, when in fact i'm probably more ignorant.

 

[dibblywibbles]

everyone is a hypocrite at some point in time. people who say they aren't don't understand what hypocrisy is. Hypocrisy is fun and educational. the trick to not being a douchebag is recognizing when you are being hypocritical, and toning it down a bit.

 

[superstringz]

I alyaws ueses splel and grmamerr cheaker. Honezt. I hat when poeple fourget too do taht.

Yes, I'm joking.

And to take the joke too far: Its hypocritical, not hypocratic, as hypocritical means "below criticism", where as hypocratic means "below authority".

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Do as I say and not as I do is usually my motto. So yes, I am definitely a hypocrite in most ways.

Are you? In what way?

Everyone who votes no is a hypocrite.

What inspired this thread exactly?

I have no idea. I was watching tv and the topic just appeared into my brain hole.

 

[KingArmery]

Overall, I would say no. Sure, everyone has their moments, but to get labeled as a 'hypocrite' you need to be consistently hypocritical. That, so far as I know, is not me.

 

[neoontime]

Of course, I am confused but anyone that picked no.

 

[Julianking93]

Nah, not really.

At least, I don't think so. I can't stand hypocrites and it's something I would never want to be.

 

[AidoruKami]

If I say yes, I'm a hypocrite.

If I say no, I'm a bigger hypocrite.

Decisions, decisions...

 

[xXAsherahXx]

If I say yes, I'm a hypocrite.

If I say no, I'm a bigger hypocrite.

Decisions, decisions...

Why would you be a hypocrite for saying yes? If you say yes, it means you can be, or have been, not necessarily at this moment.

 

[AidoruKami]

If I say yes, I'm a hypocrite.

If I say no, I'm a bigger hypocrite.

Decisions, decisions...

Why would you be a hypocrite for saying yes? If you say yes, it means you can be, or have been, not necessarily at this moment.

The question is asking if you are a hypocrite. Saying 'yes' to a question asking if you are a hypocrite would mean that you believe yourself to be a hypocrite, thus making you a hypocrite in your own eyes. There is no specific time frame involved from what I can see; the question isn't asking whether you are a hypocrite at this moment. It's just asking if you are a hypocrite.

And as for if I say no... Well, /anyone/ that says no is a hypocrite.