Poll: Are you a nice guy or a jerk?

[KissofKetchup]

I used to be a nice guy, but then reality set in and I became an ass.

 

[capin Rob]

I am an Induvidual.

 

[CaptainKoala]

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Cookie for reference...<.<

OT: I don't associate myself with either group... I would prefer to be somewhere in the gray area...<.<

The Beck song.
Wheres my damned cookie?!?!?

 

[TriggerOnly]

I'm a wanker 95% of the time. people are to caught up in them self's.

An I cant be £ucked to dance in the self centered drama that is there prescriptive of reality.

also my ego is to big to share with the world.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I am myself.

 

[IraGarcia]

I'm an evil spambot that understands human communications but I've been programmed to only use my spam-power to spread random backlinks of randomness. internet fax [http://www.metrofax.com/].

 

[Sacman]

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
Cookie for reference...<.<

OT: I don't associate myself with either group... I would prefer to be somewhere in the gray area...<.<

The Beck song.
Wheres my damned cookie?!?!?

You're too late 3 other people already got it...<.<

 

[Tiny116]

I'm a Lovable Ass-hole....Does that make me both?

Basically I get a bit of a kick out of teasing people, but I'm their for my friends when they need me.

 

[l3lazec]

This poll reminds me of that xkcd comic about that super passive "nice guy" who thinks that by being there for a girl when she's dating jerks that he's entitled to a relationship

 

[Flare Phoenix]

Where is the option for "both"?

 

[Pariah87]

I'm a Jerk with a heart of gold. I'm not the confident jerk who gets the girls either, I'm the kind of jerk who doesn't even aknowledge other peoples existence unless it's with a mean looking glare, a gruff retort and quickly ignoring them to go about my business.

When drunk I get a little nicer. I'd love to be nice to people generally, but I've conditioned myself to be an arse as a defense thing. I've said it before and I'll say it again, nobody wants to fuck with you if you look like you're going to stab them if they talk to you. Sadly, that deters women aswell as drunk guys looking for a fight.

 

[smithy_2045]

I'm generally very nice, yet unbearably annoying at the same time.

 

[Koroviev]

I'd like to think that I'm a decent person who makes an honest effort to avoid jerks.

 

[Gigano]

Depends very much on the context and the subject.

I can alternate between light hearted politeness and ruthless inquisitorial brutality, sometimes from sentence to sentence.

So "Nice" with severe flaws of character. Or "Jerk" with redeeming qualities.

 

[FamoFunk]

I'm quite an asshole in real ife, I cannot help it.

 

[Vausch]

If you've known me a year and understand that I'm a high-functioning autistic then you'd say I'm about as nice as you get. Otherwise you'd say I'm a misanthropic twitchy bastard.

 

[shotgunbob]

Spoiler

Refrences aside, I'm a fairly nice guy, I can be a jerk on occasion.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I'm a nice guy through and through. It works to my detriment sometime.

 

[thylasos]

Could we stop with the ladder theory threads? I think it's been fairly well established by now that it's:

a)Demeaning

b)Depressing

c)BULLSHIT.

 

[Eisenfaust]

i'm a cold hearted bastard, but i cover it with niceness... for my own purposes