Poll: Are you hot?

[mikespoff]

Well, I've been told that gay men find me attractive, so that's something.

...you have a face like a Broadway musical?

 

[Blue_vision]

I'm not sure. People don't really comment at all on anything about my looks, and I'm afraid of looking in the mirror for fear of staring into my own eyes and being sucked into another dimension.

 

[Meggiepants]

I melt butter.

Okay, so everyone does, but still, that's at least warm, right?

Also, if I hold some M&Ms in my hand, they do melt. I call false advertising.

 

[Axzarious]

I can, without question say that I am hotter than everyone that will probably ever post in this thread today for this reason alone:


MY THERMOSTAT IS BROKEN AND I HAVE A FEVER!

/thread.




On a more serious note, physical attractiveness can only be accurately measured by others, as nobody individual can discern how good their appearance is. You would also need a very large base of people to rate your appearance to get accurate results.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Of course I'm hot! It's like 90 degrees in my room!

Oh... physically attractive? Hm. Well, no one would ever call me beautiful (except my boyfriend, but he's biased), but I've been told I'm 'pretty' or 'really cute' or 'lovely' before.

 

[InnerRebellion]

When I was younger I used to say: "Chicks dig me, guys hate me and little boys want to grow up to be like me".

But now, my hair went from straight and blond to frizzy and brown-red. No clue how that happened. I've been told I'm average looking but with "extremely hot, seductive eyes".

 

[Kuchinawa212]

NAME REMOVED would you vouch for me? I don't want people to think I'm lying to make myself feel good.

 

[mikespoff]

Also, if I hold some M&Ms in my hand, they do melt. I call false advertising.

Maybe the advertisers just didn't anticipate anyone as hot as you eating their candy?

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Naila would you vouch for me? I don't want people to think I'm lying to make myself feel good.

Yes you are hot! But please refrain from using my real name in the future

 

[mikespoff]

would you vouch for me? I don't want people to think I'm lying to make myself feel good.

Yes you are hot! But please refrain from using my real name in the future

Of course, given her nick, that might just mean that one side of you is hot...

 

[Karlaxx]

If you're married or otherwise closely attacthed by familial bond to my father or grandfather, I can be construed as handsome.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I wouldn't say I'm anything special, but I have been told otherwise. They've been lying of course, but they said so anyway.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

would you vouch for me? I don't want people to think I'm lying to make myself feel good.

Yes you are hot! But please refrain from using my real name in the future

Of course, given her nick, that might just mean that one side of you is hot...

You do have a point.....

 

[unoleian]

I'm a'ight.

I'm confident enough in my looks that I know they're far from terrible. Bit of a chameleon, though, it seems. Some days I feel like I look far better than I do on other days. F*cking maintenance...

 

[mikespoff]

I wouldn't say I'm anything special, but I have been told otherwise. They've been lying of course, but they said so anyway.

Aww... Don't worry, you really are very special.

/lie

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I wouldn't say I'm anything special, but I have been told otherwise. They've been lying of course, but they said so anyway.

Aww... Don't worry, you really are very special.

/lie

Stop picking on everyone

And my eye works fine, Kuchinawa212 is hot!

 

[Altorin]

I love that last choice and the implications of it.

that's definitely me though.

 

[Meggiepants]

Also, if I hold some M&Ms in my hand, they do melt. I call false advertising.

Maybe the advertisers just didn't anticipate anyone as hot as you eating their candy?

Maybe... I suppose I could live with that.

I guess it's okay, I like M&Ms from the fridge anyway. And then, they don't melt so fast.

 

[Marter]

I've been told I look decent. I don't think so, but, eh, whatever.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

would you vouch for me? I don't want people to think I'm lying to make myself feel good.

Yes you are hot! But please refrain from using my real name in the future

I'm sorry, but I've committed your name to memory by accident.
I'm torn as to whether or not I should torture you with this knowledge, or just do my best to forget.