Poll: Australia is BORING

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Snowalker

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shannon.archer said:
I couldn't stop reading, and other than the mildly offensive statements made about the U.S. (I'm not saying your wrong, just they were kinda offensive) This statement was absolutely an epic win, thanks for destroying this trolls points, hell, you even did it in a mostly polite manner. You, sir, are the man!
 

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BlakBladz said:
Honestly no idea who has been misleading you about our military, we have a lot of ships and jets. Once again for a nation of population. We have all the infantry we want and need. We also have some of the most professional grunts in the world. I live with an ex rifleman and he said they were appalled by the standards of American soldiers when they trained with them.

Our money is pretty damn strong and you have only stated that we suck because we are
"3rd or 4th best in the world, because everyone else are future slaves?". Man I'd be happy with 3rd or 4th which I know we are probably not.

I think you are stupid and wrong about everything...except neighbours and home and away.
I won't defend our army boys (Thanks to Bush our standards are "If you have hands, you can fight... except if that hand has touched a dick... then fuck off you second class citizen!") But I will say I would like to see your grunts try training with our real power rather then our filler, The Marines. (No offense to any army boys on here, There are many competent and well trained soldiers out there, the problem is, for ever 1 well trained soldier who joined out of a feeling of duty to his country, or the need to better himself, we have 10 that joined because they felt it would be an easy pay check and exercise program, or the ones that only joined to get put through college. I mean, 6 guys from my highschool after graduating joined the army, only one of them did it to serve his country, the other 5 did it (Pre 9/11) because they figured it would be pretty much a free check every week and occasionally being yelled at and made to exercise..)
 

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dude we are safe it would take us less then a month to make enough nukes to win any war. we have the fuel, ore and brains to BLOW SHIT UP
 

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TacticalAssassin1 said:
you're wrong about the currency.
It's like 1:0.7
Its 1usd=0.91AUD now, HELL YEA ************, to bad we still pay twice as much for the same fucking game. I demand that you americans pay $110USD for each new game NAO.

OP, go outside for once.
 

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If they censor games to a greater extent then here, no matter how great living there is, I will not be found there.
Not that I have any specific opinion about Australia. But Russia, now THAT'S a country I wanna live in.
 

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Sounds like the only way to make you enjoy Australia would be if there were more terrorists exploding, more homocidal rampages, more invasions and wars.

Not interesting flora/fauna? The platypus is fucking weird, all native evolved in complete isolation and wound up totally screwed. Oh, and I don't know, I guess they're just boring because EVERY ANIMAL in the country seems to be able to kill you.
 

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Tell you what, I live in Australia too, and to some extent... No I can't see where you are coming from, go read the wiki for cambodia and get happy. Also I dare you to go tell any member of our serving defence force that we are never involved overseas and that we can't defend ourselves, the fact that our defence plan somewhat centres around guerilla warfare not withstanding. Also have you ever left your house, gotten out and seen the country; kakadu rocks, also I highly recommend magnetic island.

As far as flora and fauna go, well I'm not much of a botanist so I'll focus on cool animals; we have the Thorny devil one of the worlds all time coolest lizards, we have the platypus an animal that if it were in a fauna RPG would be created by dragging the cute and weird sliders simultaneously to max, Australia is also home to the Kookaburra a truly bad-ass bird that laughs at things and then eats them, and the most obvious example of awesome fauna, crocodiles not those pussy alligators they get in less scary countries but crocodiles that can grow to 12m I mean admittedly crocs are native to much of the southern hemisphere but thats beside the point.

What I am trying to say here is get out and look at our country, because seriously it rocks. oh and one last thing if you are into hiking and in NSW I recommend checking out the great north walk.
 

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To the Op,
I could make a long detailed post about how good Australia is and that not having to many wars and financial crises is a good thing, how you are narrow minded, uneducated but we both know you are wrong and that you need to get out of you little computer room and stop bitching about Australias TV and see the real Australia that has interesting Flora, Fauna, geography, history and guns. Seriously if you think a country is boring because it has shit tv you are an absoloute retard.

your jsut a troll trying to get angry responses out of people
noone here is angry because your point is invalid,poorly researched, aroogant and stupid.
we are jsut angry that people like you ruin our forums
 

Aegixx

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Australia is about 221 years old, since when the First Fleet arrived.
Any country will seem boring once you live there long enough.
Plus Australia has the most uranium mines or something, but I think it's all given away :)
Also, our MetalStorm weaponry kicks butt. 1,000,000 RPM with next to no recoil? Yes please :)
Plus the FireStorm version can fire 40mm rounds at 6,000 RPM (no recoil), and it only requires Internet access and a household power supply :)
 

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BlakBladz said:
We have no wars. We dont part take in wars or battles other then military 'advisors' or 'supervisors' or, best one- 'observers'. Quote. Wikipedia.
So because we don't go off to war, because we aren't a terrorist target, we're boring?

We have no financial explosions or crisis'. We get the splash damage off America.
Our country is doing better than a lot of other countries during the financial crisis. Australia will be in the green before a lot of the first world countries.

We dont really have that good Tv either. I mean seriously-Neighbours? Home and Away? COME ON PEOPLE
I'll agree with you on this, but that doesn't make us boring.

We have no history. It started 200 years ago with a poof landing some people who stole bread because they couldn't pay for it and then...nothing till WW1 where we got screwed over by the British. Then WW2 where we got screwed over by Japan. Then Vietnam where we got screwed over by OURSELVES.
Which part of our history is boring? We were a convict country, originally discovered by the Dutch. And if you look into Aboriginal history, it's even more interesting. And we're a little older than 200.

No interesting geography or flora/fauna. Where flat, hot and dusty with a rock that looks like a giant mole. Otherwise we have a breathing teddy bear and a kangaroo which will THROW ITS YOUNG at predators to escape because its not worried about creating another.
We have some of the rarest animals on the planet! Marsupials are exclusive to Australia! How is that boring? We also have some of the most dangerous animals on the planet.

And we dont do much outside our walls either. I have to do an essay on Australias involvement in the UN-our major achievements and our importance. We dont do shit 'siding from being a giant refugee camp or a bank.
Can you elaborate on that?

We cant defend ourselves either. We have no particular firearms-we just take em of Europe. No serious ground corps. Nothing above average in aircraft or ground vehicles or navy -we get most of that off the US and Austria. We specialise in Recon.
Meaning we're stealthy bastards.

Our dollar isnt worth much in the 1st world either. Dont point out we're like 3rd/4th in the world. Thats because asiding from the US and the UK-everywhere else is a future slave camp waiting to happen or-dirt.
Against the greenback, our dollar almost matches theirs. We're a few cents off. In fact, a quick google search: 1 Australian dollar = 0.9221 U.S. dollars

Any other opinions from the public?
You're looking at it from such a shallow point of view. If you're comparing us to another country like Britain or America, then yeah, we're boring but because we're not as established. But look further than the superficial and you find so much interesting stuff! Like Newcastle, where I live, is the biggest exporter of Coal this side of the hemisphere. And we have the biggest salt lake in this hemisphere too. We're a multicultural nation and we're not a warmongering super power and frankly I'm happy about that.
 

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If you don't like it then gtfo? A)We can defend ourselves, Australia has one of the most well trained armies in the world. B)Whats not awesome about a kangaroo hurling its young at predators. C)What the hell do you want? A world war 3? Won't be as exciting in real life as in movies and games.
 

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form you're sayings about australia im guessing you don't live in melborne don't just judge them by that god awful add http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPB7qi9o7dM (if you're ragging on aust hate this so much)because there is always goings ons' down there like music festivals and expos. and how about ozfest that happens and it screams awsome
 

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BlakBladz said:
I have to do an essay on Australias involvement in the UN-our major achievements and our importance. We dont do shit 'siding from being a giant refugee camp or a bank.
Urm.. do some research, youll find Australia actually presided in the "chair" over the foundation of the human rights act and alot of that other stuff.
 

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WhiteTiger225 said:
[I won't defend our army boys (Thanks to Bush our standards are "If you have hands, you can fight... except if that hand has touched a dick... then fuck off you second class citizen!") But I will say I would like to see your grunts try training with our real power rather then our filler, The Marines. (No offense to any army boys on here, There are many competent and well trained soldiers out there, the problem is, for ever 1 well trained soldier who joined out of a feeling of duty to his country, or the need to better himself, we have 10 that joined because they felt it would be an easy pay check and exercise program, or the ones that only joined to get put through college. I mean, 6 guys from my highschool after graduating joined the army, only one of them did it to serve his country, the other 5 did it (Pre 9/11) because they figured it would be pretty much a free check every week and occasionally being yelled at and made to exercise..)
Oh yeah wasn't talking about the marines. But I wasn't really saying the normal army was bad, just the Australian infantry were more disciplined/trained by comparison.

I would like to see that competition, I think it would be anyone's game. We only have one infantry combat Corp in Australian. The Australian army has some of the hardest trained and most professional soldiers, it's got very high standards. Similar to your Marine Corp I'd assume.
 

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BlakBladz said:
yes i live in australia. im culturally an Australian. Racially im from all over the world. ive been almost everywhere and i gotta say, after living in Australia for about 8 years, Australia sucks. its boring. nothing happens and the best we're good for is a counterweight and a 'safe haven' for bums-refugees-idiots.
We have no wars. We dont part take in wars or battles other then military 'advisors' or 'supervisors' or, best one- 'observers'. Quote. Wikipedia.

We have no financial explosions or crisis'. We get the splash damage off America.

We dont really have that good Tv either. I mean seriously-Neighbours? Home and Away? COME ON PEOPLE

We have no history. It started 200 years ago with a poof landing some people who stole bread because they couldnt pay for it and then...nothing till WW1 where we got screwed over by the British. Then WW2 where we got screwed over by Japan. Then Vietnam where we got screwed over by OURSELVES.

No interesting geography or flora/fauna. Where flat, hot and dusty with a rock that looks like a giant mole. Otherwise we have a breathing teddy bear and a kangaroo which will THROW ITS YOUNG at predators to escape because its not worried about creating another.

And we dont do much outside our walls either. I have to do an essay on Australias involvement in the UN-our major achievements and our importance. We dont do shit 'siding from being a giant refugee camp or a bank.

We cant defend ourselves either. We have no particular firearms-we just take em of Europe. No serious ground corps. Nothing above average in aircraft or ground vehicles or navy -we get most of that off the US and Austria. We specialise in Recon.

Our dollar isnt worth much in the 1st world either. Dont point out we're like 3rd/4th in the world. Thats because asiding from the US and the UK-everywhere else is a future slave camp waiting to happen or-dirt.

Any other opinions from the public?
They were murderers and Rapist, dont believe propaganda that tells you the first convicts were anything but. Most of them were the worst Britain had too offer and saying anything else shows how ignortant you are.

We screwed ourselves over in WW1 because our own stupid soldiers couldnt land on the right beach. We are a country that celebrates incompetence.

No recession? I wont even answer that

No interest Fauna/Flora...have you been living under a rock? Australia has some of the rarest animals on the planet that cannot be found anywhere else and same with plants, you dont need mountains to have a beautiful landscape. All we lack is the cultural landscape for example we dont have anything like London, Tokyo or New York.

What have you got against Kangaroo's and Koala? did one rape your mother or something? Have you seen what Lions and such do to some of there young?

We have done heaps for the UN, mostly in peace-keeping missions sorry but we dont have the military power of the USA so we cant just fling our 30,000 strong army at random countries for some reason that just wouldnt work. Thats why we specialze in Recon because we dont have the numbers to be a military superpower, so we train our guys to operate as small units and use tactics. We actually have some of the best military hardware available but yet again, why do we need things like Harriers and Aircraft Carriers? Thats why they never replaced the HMAS:Melbourne when it was decommissioned because it was just a luxuary.

We are part of the G20...how can you say we are not a rich nation? Yet again you seem to have a bad source of information, most from you trying to pass yourself off as a Intellectual while speaking like a Bogan. How are we a slave camp may I ask? Did you even think that statement through or did you say it thinking it would make you look smart?

I am only a 1st-generation Australia with British ancestry....even I dont think Australia is that bad and I usually argue for the 'Australia sucks' side but I think it's simply it sucks in a cultural sense.

Only statement I agree with you on is television.
 

shannon.archer

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Snowalker said:
shannon.archer said:
I couldn't stop reading, and other than the mildly offensive statements made about the U.S. (I'm not saying your wrong, just they were kinda offensive) This statement was absolutely an epic win, thanks for destroying this trolls points, hell, you even did it in a mostly polite manner. You, sir, are the man!
Hahaha thank you very much. Yeah I wasn't intentionally attacking the U.S. and I apoligise for it being offensive at all. I figure if you don't argue in a civil manner then it just turns into a slugging match but I'm afraid i got carried away. I think I only mentioned the U.S in regards to their casualties during war (which i believe is due to there methods) and their gun laws. Glad you enjoyed the post :D
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
riskroWe said:
I agree, australian history is boring as hell. And we aren't going to do anything interesting in the future because we're all too drunk and stupid. We have some decent music though.

Let's all move to one city and start the Australian IRA.
I'm going to say this as nice as possible.
FUCK YOU. Your as fucking stupid as the Op.
Also, most of our Bands are shit, with the exception of Jet and AC/DC.
You disgust me, sir. Jet and AC/DC are great examples of how boring and hollow our culture really is.
 
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Sooo because we aren't blowing away some other country in a pointless war or aren't blowing each other away for trivial reasons because of our gun control, our country is boring. If you want entertainment, how about getting off the computer and seeing what's out there? Did you know that we've got one of the most diverse landscapes on the planet? And we have history. I'm pretty sure the indigenous Australians would have a lot to say about that (if anyone stopped to ask them). They were here a lot longer before my ancestors came along and screwed them over. And Drop Bears are interesting... for scaring clueless tourists.

If you wanted more spice in your life I'd suggest go join a fight club however I suspect you could barely afford losing the braincells. Not a day goes by where I don't wake up and be thankful that I was lucky enough to be born here. We have it really good in comparison to other places.

Oh and last time I checked our dollar was equal to 91 US cents so it's not that bad. We're getting owned by the GBP and Euro though.
 

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Major Tom said:
Ziadaine said:
1) Compared to the rest of other major countries etc, We never have anything fancy happen here. We get ONE Anime convention a year, all the way in freaking Melbourne.
Actually, there's 5 big ones.

Firstly (because State pride dictates so) there's AVCon [http://avcon.org.au/web/], now held at the Adelaide Convention Centre! Then there's Manifest [http://www.manifest.org.au/], which is probably the one in Melbourne you mentioned. Smash [http://www.smash.org.au/] is another. For all the Perthites there's Waicon [http://www.wai-con.org/] and finally there's Animania [http://animania.net.au/2009/], which is held all over the country.

I couldn't tell you about any smaller ones. There's also the SUPANOVA [http://www.supanova.com.au/] pop culture expo. Though that's a more general con, there's anime there. So, unless you live out in the middle of buggery, there'll be a con in your capital city.

Edit: Bloody Supanova skips over Adelaide. Bastards.
Aha! I knew there had to be another Adelaideian here!

I'm in Unley!