Poll: Bacon: Juicy or crispy?

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Since most of the off-topic discussion is about GamerGate (God I feel dirty just typing those words), misogyny or both, and I've eaten a bit of bacon for breakfast over the last week, now I'll ask you: Which way do you like your bacon? Cooked until it's crispy and crunchy, or more raw, when it's juicy and limp. As I'm European, I have little knowledge of how complex the culture of bacon eating is.

I like it juicy. Mmm.

 

[Jack Action]

Crispy is clearly superior. It is crunchy, salty and delicious.

Anyone who disagrees is obviously insane and should be forcibly re-educated to understand the glory of crispy bacon.

 

[Mezahmay]

Crispy is the only true way to consume bacon. All other preparations are heresy.

 

[Calbeck]

CRISPEH BERKEN *dogpiles*

 

[JoJo]

Make it crispy, not so bad it's burnt but nicely crunchy *drools*

 

[Barbas]

Crispy is the path of light. Double points for glazing it in honey.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Bacon should have some crisp to it, but should not become dry or "crunchy". It should retain moisture and chew like meat. Same as pork crackling.

 

[Suhi89]

Obviously juicy. And on that note, it's time for me to cook myself some bacon.

 

[MysticSlayer]

I don't know. I guess crispy...

OK, OK, I don't like bacon! I just find crispy to be more tolerable.

 

[The White Hunter]

Crispy, the only true way to eat Bacon.

You poor deluded fool.

Adding some good ole HP sauce to enhance it makes it the stuff of champions!

You sicken me.

OT: In a sandwich with some crispy and some juicy, so you get the delights of both. With some kind of spread and some ketchup. Also fried egg.