Poll: Bacon

[Dango]

-snip-

Awwwwwww, but you didn't figure out the vault's super secret weakness!

...Go on..

...I can't be anti two things at once... or something... alright I didn't actually think you'd respond to that last one...K?

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

So crisp it melts in your mouth thats the best form of bacon I have ever had,other wise I like it cooked, you can fry it fast and have it crunchy or cook it slow and have it hamy. The trick is to not over cook it and making it hard and leathery, bacon is the most trickiest meat I ever have cooked with,even getting stake/beef tender via cooking is easier than getting bacon right all the time.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I prefer in between, I can mind it being a bit on the floppy side, but it can't be crunchy.

 

[The Stonker]

I have never had bacon. Ever. And I'm not a vegetarian either.
*hides in anti-flame and suggestion bunker*

Then you must go through with the bacon ceremony!

Kali'ma,Kali'ma,KALI'MA!
*Feeds english bacon into his mouth*
So how was that?

But personally I love my bacon on the crispy side because well it's bacon not steak ^^

 

[The Stonker]

I'm a vegetarian, but bacon is the one thing I miss. I still dont eat it though XD

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Yes...I do bake delicious cookies so I can hand them out to everyone who join us.

-Speaking as a Bacon high priest.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

What is it with people's obsession with bacon?

I mean, I'm a vegetarian and never had it, so I'm really asking, what's so great about it?

I was a vegetarian for 19 years, but when I decided to eat meat it was a choice. I don't eat meat everyday or anything but I have to tell you, the first time I had bacon was...it was like nothing else you have ever eaten. It's got fat and salt and flavour in all the right places...and it doesn't leave you feeling super bloated or anything after.
It's a magical foodstuff.

 

[Necrofudge]

Crispy enough to make a slight crunch amidst the semi-chewiness but not burnt.

 

[StBishop]

I do not like bacon.
I'm just not a fan of the grease taste it leaves in my mouth.
I've tried to have them in egg sandwiches but I just end up yanking the damn strips out with a small bite and its like oh joy the rest of my sandwich is just egg and I get a huge mouthful of bacon now...

If it's cooked and rested on paper towel properly it won't be oily and you'l be able to bite through it. Whoever cooked your bacon can't cook bacon. They wasted the bacon!

Definitely in between, cooked enough to have a distinctive texture, but not crunchy.

Apparently, according to chow.com, there's only one right way to do bacon:

Spoiler: Youtube Video

Holy shit look at all that oil! It's like a deep fryer.

Is there anyone who seriously cooks like that?

 

[Kiju]

What is it with people's obsession with bacon?

I mean, I'm a vegetarian and never had it, so I'm really asking, what's so great about it?

Bacon was the first gift from the gods. It's the divine food, and exists only to comfort us during this weary mortal existence, and serve as a small taste of the riches that await us in the afterlife.

Man, that was like...deep and stuff. Cool man, like, far-out.

But seriously, that's so very very true. Yup. <3

I definitely like my bacon super-crunchy. Usually just at the point where it's starting to get burnt. ^^ Then it's reeeeeeeeeally good, to me anyway.

 

[SoranMBane]

I'm a vegetarian, but back when I did eat bacon, I liked it crunchy. I just like when food is lightly burnt for some reason. I guess it adds flavor or something

 

[AvsJoe]

Raw but thawed. I don't care how horrible it is for me, that's how I likes me bacon.

 

[Tourette]

You can't beat a bacon buttie with lashings of ketchup

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

I love bacon, but I hate the trimmings. That's why I like my bacon very well done and crispy, almost burnt. Especially in sandwiches.

 

[Dorby5826and360]

I prefer my bacon somewhere in between. I do not like bacon as much when it is crunchy because the flavor does not seem right to me. I do not like bacon when it is floppy because it is harder to chew it and I do not like foods when the fat is not cooked more.

 

[Audio]

mmmmm Mmm Mighty Bacon...the wise Pharaoh of food, sittin' a top the food pyramid, passing judgement on all the lesser foods.
xD

 

[drbarno]

You can't beat a bacon buttie with lashings of ketchup

Add some sausages and egg in there and you have the perfect meal!

 

[Ava Elzbieta]

*watches to see how many hits this thread will get*

 

[Trebort]

I used to like it chewy and lovely. But as I've grown up, I've decided I like it crunchy!...

Like all my meat in fact. Well done :-D