Poll: Ball Pits
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Nope. I work in a lab with more chemicals and corrosives per cabinet that there are letters in the alphabet. And it only takes one.
Yeah, that'd be fun, but you know that eventually some asshole is going to piss in it or something. And then you just have a Ball Pit with piss in it. It's a scientific fact that piss reduces the fun level of almost anything ever. I believe the equation is, provided F = fun and P = Piss, F + P = FUCK there's piss in my fun
I think we should just bypass the idea of ball "pits" and cover the entire surface of the earth in 6 feet of balls. That way, anywhere free of balls will be classed as a 'pit'.
considering i work... at home... *cough* unemployed and starving *cough* hell yes..it'd be my private ball pit... just to chill in... 
No, I would not like a ball-pit in my workplace. There are many reasons for this:
1) The pit would be ridiculous to clean. Children will probably piss and puke all over and considering I'm on the lowest rung of the ladder, it would be my job to clean it up.
2) My workplace already has a lot of children running around at any given time. The pit would only attract more.
3) The balls would get everywhere. I'm a pretty clumsy person so I'd bet that I'd slip on them pretty often, especially when carrying something heavy or fragile. I really don't want to get injured right now and I especially don't want to ruin something valuable and/or important.
And most importantly:
4) I currently do not have a girlfriend to f-ck in it. That's the only reason I'd want access to a ball-pit: to mimic the XKCD comic.
1) The pit would be ridiculous to clean. Children will probably piss and puke all over and considering I'm on the lowest rung of the ladder, it would be my job to clean it up.
2) My workplace already has a lot of children running around at any given time. The pit would only attract more.
3) The balls would get everywhere. I'm a pretty clumsy person so I'd bet that I'd slip on them pretty often, especially when carrying something heavy or fragile. I really don't want to get injured right now and I especially don't want to ruin something valuable and/or important.
And most importantly:
4) I currently do not have a girlfriend to f-ck in it. That's the only reason I'd want access to a ball-pit: to mimic the XKCD comic.
I'd stick all the screaming children and teenagers who always look shifty in a ball pit if we had one. You! Are you being stupidly annoying? Get in the PIT!
I'd use a ball pit for naps, but we've got a already got a super comfy futon in the staff room, so no real need.
I'd use a ball pit for naps, but we've got a already got a super comfy futon in the staff room, so no real need.