Man.. These names are all really, really bad.
The first few are painfully generic, like.. Dragonforce tribute band generic, and the last one, as hilarious as it may be, will only get you laughed at and taken as a joke. The only reason people will turn up to your shows is to see the band with the funny name. This is fine if you just want to sell tickets and make cash, but if you want people to hear you, it's horrible.
I wouldn't worry about band names untill you have a gig booked, and when it comes to it the less you think about the name the less your fans will, which means they will spend more time listening to your music.