Poll: Batman vs. Wolverine.... who wins?

[Hilton Collins]

And it looks like the winner is Wolverine, by audience vote, by a mere 4 votes, unless people want to still keep voting. Otherwise, I think the competition has wound down... and I'm, like, super happy that I was able to start a post that was this popular. Awesome-tastic, folks!

 

[DefinitelyPsychotic]

Batman wins because he's the goddamn Batman.

Some parts of me want to say Wolverine (due to his healing-powers), but the die-hard Batman fan deep within me screams "NO! BATMAN ALWAYS WINS! YOU MUSTN'T GIVE IN!"

 

[attackshark]

but wolverine can heal.
plus he has fucking claws.

bateranges.
batmobile.
sonic dis-locator.
grapple bat.
bat sandwhich cannon.
airplane bat.
butler.

and he's a master of kung-fu and a literal genius. i'm pretty sure batman can beat a narrow-minded canadian with razor blades taped to his hands.

it's a good thing 'ol wolvy can heal, too. that way he can heal up to get his ass kicked again. and again. and again. and again. . .

 

[ShindoL Shill]

but wolverine can heal.
plus he has fucking claws.

bateranges.
batmobile.
sonic dis-locator.
grapple bat.
bat sandwhich cannon.
airplane bat.
butler.

and he's a master of kung-fu and a literal genius. i'm pretty sure batman can beat a narrow-minded canadian with razor blades taped to his hands.

it's a good thing 'ol wolvy can heal, too. that way he can heal up to get his ass kicked again. and again. and again. and again. . .

exactly my point. batman kicks his ass then eventually gets weak and wolverine stabs him once and he dies.