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EmileeElectro said:
I thought she was everything a nerd guy wanted...
There be no Nerds here! We're all cool sons of bitches.
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Casual Shinji said:
I had such high hopes for this game. I mean, it's by the same guys who made Okami, what could go wrong?

Christ, this game sucks so bad.
It is?!

And it does?!
Bollocks!
It's made by CAPCOM right?
No, Sega, last I looked, but its by the same guy who did Devil May Cry.

I don't know where that guy got that it was made by the people who did Okami.
Maybe because it was Japanese? Still...it would be hard thinking the makers of Okami made that.
It would be like team Ico making an FPS.
That is an awesome analogy.

But wasn't Okami made by an American team? I'm pretty sure it was.

But Bayonetta was made by Hideki somethingson who also made the first Devil May Cry, but for some reason, this is developed by Sega instead of Capcom.
Okami was very unique, then my mind thought of SOTC. I still havn't played either..o.0.
Everything Japanese is a mindfuck to me, The mind boggling names, The insanely fast paced combat and Metal Gear Solid.
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Never played Okami or Shadow of the Colossus?!

Play them both. NOW!!
I would, but SOTC is fucking expensive everywhere, and so is Okami on PS2. I would get the Wii Port but I've heard how awful it is, that and I want to play it anytime I want (I have my Ps3,Ps2,Shitty PC for MSN and TV in my room, Wii is in the Family room).
And none of my friends got it, they spent their PS2 days with Need For Speed...
I don't care how expensive they are, they're worth every penny.

And, just out of curiosity, how much could they possibly be?
SOTC is about $130(AUD) on Ebay. Okami around 80 or so.
How much would that be in Us currency?

Still expensive though.

I've seen it at local game stores for about 30 dollars.
 

khaimera

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If I bought a game everytime it had a hot girl I would have been broke years ago. Stupid x-blades.
You honestly think she's hot? :eek:
My standards are not very high. I still have a crush on Lea Thompson.
 

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I vote "no" because I think it's ridiculous to find an animated character attractive. There have been so many animated sex symbols (Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit, Lara Croft etc...) and I don't understand the appeal, ESPECIALLY when it comes to manga/anime/hentai "babes", who barely even look like people! Knock this shit off, this must be the only nerd stereotype I don't adhere to!

On another note Bayonetta looks like a terrible game, stupid, OTT, hack-and-slash Japanese weirdness.

(Sorry, rant over. I'm just bitter because I'm supposed to be working.)

(Actually, if she was REAL I probably would, because I like dark-haired chicks with glasses, but that's beside the point.)
 

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Julianking93 said:
I just bought it yesterday :p

I found it enjoyable but I've only played it for about 30 minutes.
If you liked the first half hour, I'm sure you'll like the rest.

I hope you'll understand more of the dialoge and the story than me.
 

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I really don't see why people think she is hot and are buying the game because of it. Am I the only one?
That is the whole point over X-Blades and Dead or Alive Volleyball...
 

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Casual Shinji said:
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I just bought it yesterday :p

I found it enjoyable but I've only played it for about 30 minutes.
If you liked the first half hour, I'm sure you'll like the rest.

I hope you'll understand more of the dialoge and the story than me.
See that's what I'm not getting.

I have no fucking clue what the hell's going on and I don't know what the story is.

Something about her not knowing who she is, but that's all I could get, yet the game is sort of telling it like I'm supposed to understand what they're talking about.
 

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Dok Zombie said:
I vote "no" because I think it's ridiculous to find an animated character attractive. There have been so many animated sex symbols (Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit, Lara Croft etc...) and I don't understand the appeal, ESPECIALLY when it comes to manga/anime/hentai "babes", who barely even look like people! Knock this shit off, this must be the only nerd stereotype I don't adhere to!

On another note Bayonetta looks like a terrible game, stupid, OTT, hack-and-slash Japanese weirdness.

(Sorry, rant over. I'm just bitter because I'm supposed to be working.)

(Actually, if she was REAL I probably would, because I like dark-haired chicks with glasses, but that's beside the point.)

I agree, besides the glasses part :p
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
Did you not see the other thread, that has the exact same title as yours, a poll, better grammar and asks the same question that also has more posts?
It's not asking the exact same question, I want to know if you think she is hot. If you don't like it go back to the other and post away
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
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Casual Shinji said:
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I just bought it yesterday :p

I found it enjoyable but I've only played it for about 30 minutes.
If you liked the first half hour, I'm sure you'll like the rest.

I hope you'll understand more of the dialoge and the story than me.
See that's what I'm not getting.

I have no fucking clue what the hell's going on and I don't know what the story is.

Something about her not knowing who she is, but that's all I could get, yet the game is sort of telling it like I'm supposed to understand what they're talking about.
What I gathered from the demo was she is an outcast from some Holy...place because she has the blood of a demon or some shit.
Ah. So....sorta like the plot of DMC4?
 

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Julianking93 said:
See that's what I'm not getting.

I have no fucking clue what the hell's going on and I don't know what the story is.

Something about her not knowing who she is, but that's all I could get, yet the game is sort of telling it like I'm supposed to understand what they're talking about.
Yeah, same here.

The dialoge is so convoluted and clumsy, plus they throw all these books at you with boring backstories.
And the stereotypical Italian and black guy made me cringe my balls off.
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Julianking93 said:
See that's what I'm not getting.

I have no fucking clue what the hell's going on and I don't know what the story is.

Something about her not knowing who she is, but that's all I could get, yet the game is sort of telling it like I'm supposed to understand what they're talking about.
Yeah, same here.

The dialoge is so convoluted and clumsy, plus they throw all these books at you with boring backstories.
And the stereotypical Italian and black guy made me cringe my balls off.
Ugh...that's what instantly pissed me off.

I hate when they have a stereotypical anything in games like that.

Plus, Bayonetta's voice kind of got on my nerves.

She looks about 26, but she sounds like a 60 year old English woman.
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
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imahobbit4062 said:
Did you not see the other thread, that has the exact same title as yours, a poll, better grammar and asks the same question that also has more posts?
It's not asking the exact same question, I want to know if you think she is hot. If you don't like it go back to the other and post away
The other thread was asking if people were buying it because she is hot.
If the answer is yes then they obviously think she's hot, and you could've gotten your answers from the amount of posts on that thread anyway.
This was just wasn't needed.
I didn't read the other post, I just glanced at it at then I asked how to make my own threads. So I didn't know people are buying games like this because they think the character is hot, so the thread wasn't pointless
 

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Maybe it's because I'm arguementative, but when things are thrown in my face with the intention of being sexy, I find it laughable. I've never found 'sexy' video-game characters actually sexy in the recent years, since the only way they do that is to to the splits in a thong and say "Come at me with everything you've got, big boy!" Which is so ridiculous I just can't be aroused.
 

SageRuffin

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Bayonetta may be a little too disproportionate for my tastes (she's basically like a black-haired Barbie with long hair and latex), but I love her face. I find it rather adorable - then again, I like girls with glasses, so there you go. Maybe if she weren't as tall, or if she was better built to accommodate for her height her walking and such wouldn't look so jarring.

And don't make the Sarah Palin argument against me because I don't see the semblance at all, so it won't work.
 

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Wow, a lot of pretentious, 'holier than thou' users on this site that don't seem to understand the point of Bayonetta and why it was made. Whoever is complaining that she's disproportionate, sorry, have you even been on the internet before? There's so many other female characters that are more disproportionate than Bayonetta; stuff of nightmares. I think you'll find she's pretty tame in comparison. I find it funny that a lot of people are complaining about a game that is specifically made to be sexually orientated. It's like complaining that a pizza is too round. It has its place. I mean, for god's sake, she's a combination of every fetish known to man, she has to satisfy ONE criteria. I'll just play it and have fun. You know, the reason games were invented. Is that the case? When a game tries to be sexually appealing people hate it, but when it's as little sexually orientated as possible people drool over the female characters? That's worrying...
 

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Julianking93 said:
imahobbit4062 said:
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Casual Shinji said:
I had such high hopes for this game. I mean, it's by the same guys who made Okami, what could go wrong?

Christ, this game sucks so bad.
It is?!

And it does?!
Bollocks!
It's made by CAPCOM right?
No, Sega, last I looked, but its by the same guy who did Devil May Cry.

I don't know where that guy got that it was made by the people who did Okami.
It's made by Platinum Studios, most of it's workbase carried over from Clover, which made Okami. I really like the game, however.
 

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Anyone who thinks shes hot has both issues and poor taste. She has a shrunken head, the legs of a grass hopper and her visual design overall is shockingly terrible. Also as a character I just find her generally annoying and stupid.

That all being said I'm still buying the game cause it is freaking insanity from start to finish and I need to play it.
 

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Her hair is the reason I can't find her attractive. It just looks stupid. Aside from that, the glasses, attitude, and...assets are very attractive.
 

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Julianking93 said:
chrisdibs said:
looks kinda like sarah palin, there's nothing hot about that.
Odd you say that, because this picture has been up for about 3 months :p

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