Poll: Bayonetta..

[Cherry Cola]

I recent that accusation! Now go have a less feminine avatar so that I don't mistake you for a woman all the time!

NEVER.Kairi stays,and there's nothing YOU can do about it!

Damn you!

Why, is it making you jizz in your pants?

Yes

Definitely

Would you like some orange sorbet?

Yes please!

Swedish people are cool.

Especially your ladies. Best looking in Europe, along with the Italians.

I don't really fly with the whole Slut look girls have going on here, but I can see why others might.

 

[rompsku]

Damn you Escapian veterans and your intelligence and smarty-ness and clever comebacks. Urgh!

I do think Bayonetta is really hot.
I don't like porn because it's degrading to women (except where they obviously are dominating men, but lets leave that for another discussion).
I think real women are hot, and some of the Bayonetta cosplay I've seen is even hotter than Mizz BayoNetta herself.

My main appeal about the game is my ability to control her! Not just her completely sexy, hot, smoking fine body that makes me want to.... um... as i was saying. The fact that I'm handing out platters full of punishment as a sexy demon-witch is a very satisfying form of escapism. Dunno what that says about my mental state though

... paging Dr. Freud!

Well, OK, I'm not going to judge you, whatever you're into that's fine.

I however, shall now compare her with someone I find sexy:

Real woman with curves =

Gazelle/shrunken headed chav creature with suspicious bulge on crotch = no thanks

I wonder which people will prefer... if it's Bayonetta I'll cry.

I'd never choose Bayonetta over a real women. C'maaaaan. She's way out of my league. I'd never know what to do with a women like her.

I just prefer her as a video game character as opposed to space marines and Freemans.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I don't care of all the pornographic elements Bayonetta has, it doesn't get me exited.

Now the gameplay on the other hand makes me jizz ma pants.

Did you get the Breakdance move yet?

Did I get the what now?

The game isn't out in Sweden yet.

Well, here's the move. And all you gotta do is hold the Dodge button. It's so fucking awesome when combined with the shotguns.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I don't care of all the pornographic elements Bayonetta has, it doesn't get me exited.

Now the gameplay on the other hand makes me jizz ma pants.

It's not pornographic. Over sexualized for sure. But there is no sex scenes showing penetration of any sexual organs.

Just scantly clad ladies. Gosh!

Joy would beg to differ!

Pornographic doesn't have to mean penetration or showing of organs, it just means sexual content aimed at causing sexual excitement. And in that regard, I'd consider Bayonetta containing pornographic elements.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I don't care of all the pornographic elements Bayonetta has, it doesn't get me exited.

Now the gameplay on the other hand makes me jizz ma pants.

Did you get the Breakdance move yet?

Did I get the what now?

The game isn't out in Sweden yet.

Well, here's the move. And all you gotta do is hold the Dodge button. It's so fucking awesome when combined with the shotguns.

....

I need new pants.

Best. Move. Ever!

 

[True Nero]

dude. it's not even worth it to get it for the jerking off. she's so much of a ***** that in all honesty you'd have to be pretty shallow to go for a girl like her. the main reason i'm getting this is cause the director made DMC and viewtiful joe.

save yourself the trouble and just go get porn. at least then the girls dont talk.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Swedish people are cool.

Especially your ladies. Best looking in Europe, along with the Italians.

I don't really fly with the whole Slut look girls have going on here, but I can see why others might.

OK. I meant they have nice faces.

 

[rompsku]

Has no one actually realised her head is out of proportion to the rest of her body? It's too small...

I doubt I'm gonna play this game, it's marketed towards guys and I'd rather not run around as a woman dressed in a tight leather suit. Not my cup of soup tbh. Gameplay or not. It'd just make me angry.

Ever play any other game ever? I bet 90% of those had people with weird proportions. It was never stated that Bayonetta's character is a realistic attempt and mimicking the female form.

The problem is, she's proportionally perfect in terms of what is seen as sexy in anime characters. Small angular mug, big jugs and shapely curves. Japanese guys are fapping to her right now... Shhh... if you listen real hard you can hear them.

 

[SantoUno]

Erm, you know there is the internet, just swelling up with porn?

You don't have to spend 50 moneys on something you can get more of for free.

So yeah, if I was getting it, it would be for the gameplay.

Freaking ninja!

Yeah I was gonna say something like this, eye candy is everywhere, so I just want to try Bayonetta out to see if the game is really fun like the demo.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Swedish people are cool.

Especially your ladies. Best looking in Europe, along with the Italians.

I don't really fly with the whole Slut look girls have going on here, but I can see why others might.

OK. I meant they have nice faces.

They ave faces!?

I couldn't see them behind all those layers of fake-tan.

 

[Brad Shepard]

I would rather get darksiders.

 

[rompsku]

I don't care of all the pornographic elements Bayonetta has, it doesn't get me exited.

Now the gameplay on the other hand makes me jizz ma pants.

It's not pornographic. Over sexualized for sure. But there is no sex scenes showing penetration of any sexual organs.

Just scantly clad ladies. Gosh!

Joy would beg to differ!

Pornographic doesn't have to mean penetration or showing of organs, it just means sexual content aimed at causing sexual excitement. And in that regard, I'd consider Bayonetta containing pornographic elements.

That's very nit-picky. By that logic every show with a hot chick has pornographic elements.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

[ We need a female version of Gordon freeman, doesn't look much but really is.

Hmmm. I was trying to think of some badass female characters for you who aren't overtly sexual, and all I could come up with was Alxy, who is not the main character (although in my view the story is more about her than Gordon).

Ah, I have one.

Samanya: The girl from the DLC in Red Faction: Geurrilla. She was badass, and a more interesting character than the other guy.

Lilith from Borderlands is pretty cool too.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Swedish people are cool.

Especially your ladies. Best looking in Europe, along with the Italians.

I don't really fly with the whole Slut look girls have going on here, but I can see why others might.

OK. I meant they have nice faces.

They ave faces!?

I couldn't see them behind all those layers of fake-tan.

We get the tangerine tans here too.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I don't care of all the pornographic elements Bayonetta has, it doesn't get me exited.

Now the gameplay on the other hand makes me jizz ma pants.

It's not pornographic. Over sexualized for sure. But there is no sex scenes showing penetration of any sexual organs.

Just scantly clad ladies. Gosh!

Joy would beg to differ!

Pornographic doesn't have to mean penetration or showing of organs, it just means sexual content aimed at causing sexual excitement. And in that regard, I'd consider Bayonetta containing pornographic elements.

That's very nit-picky. By that logic every show with a hot chick has pornographic elements.

It's not nit-picky, it's just the definition of pornographic content.

 

[Julianking93]

Don't really care for the pornographic elements of the game. I didn't even know there were any until I got it yesterday.

The game's fun. I heard it would be awesome. So I bought it.

 

[Julianking93]

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Holy shit!

that girl (the real one) is hot!

Who is she?

 

[Elburzito]

Bayonetta looks incredibly good but confusing. I think I'm getting for the simple reason that it looks original.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

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Holy shit!

that girl (the real one) is hot!

Who is she?

That would be the lovely miss Kelly Brook.

I used to watch her on MTV a few years ago and get funny feelings.

Even girls jizz thier pants over Kelly... those curves... that lovely smile... the woman is a goddess

 

[jesse.]

Sorry for me being a noob but how do I start a thread