Poll: Bayonetta..

[RnAoDm]

I played the demo but didnt find the game all that amazing so probably wont ever bother playing it again

 

[hermes]

I am not playing the game. The gameplay seems fine, but the oversexualized... eh... everything is too over-the-top, too cheesy and looked like visioned by a 13 years old who had never seen porn, yet fantazises about getting to sneak his big brother magazines (which describes someone I haven't met since the creation of google and Internet).

Seriously, when one of the special moves is her doing the missionary and screaming "come and get some", you have to wonder if there isn't something a little off...

That's kinda the point. I'll spend my first play through oogling at the hot chicks and giggling at the sexual innuendos. After that I'll spend ages learning all the different combos and moves and getting all the trophies and studying the story.

If you can't see past the sexuality of it all, then you're missing out on something that otherwise looks very entertaining.

I will probably rent it, or buy it when it hits bargain, but I can't see myself spending 60 on this now.

I can't see past the sexuality because its all over it. Every single thing in there just screams "look at me, I am sexy", and it misses more than it hits. It reminded me of DMC (another Kamiya series), where I had to skip every cutscene because the characters and the action keep trying too hard to look "cool".

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

I'm mostly in it for the gameplay as I wasn't really sold on the title until I played the demo. However I also find the sexy sassiness, cat eye glasses and light British accent delightful.

 

[CNKFan]

I played the demo and it felt like a retarded DMC clone, and yes I know it was made by the dude who made DMC. It just did not feel the same. I did like the loading times because it let you test out the combos.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

I played the demo and it felt like a retarded DMC clone, and yes I know it was made by the dude who made DMC.

Strange, for me it feels like what I always wanted Devil May Cry to be, but what it never quite measured up to.

 

[chenry]

have you tried googling "porn", its free!

HOLY CRAP IT'S LIKE A WHOLE NEW WORLD!

 

[JonnoStrife]

No. fuck that shit.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I'm not getting it. I know nothing about it beyond "hot chicks with gun heels" and that doesnt sound as ridiculously awesome as it seems to for all of you.

Plus, because of the commercial, I now associate it with that horrible, shitty song.

 

[Nazulu]

Nah I think I will avoid this one. The music, story/dialogue and the character itself just puts me off. The game play looks solid according to the Youtube video's I have seen but there is so much flashy crap in it that it will drive me nuts in no time.

 

[Nazulu]

As much as I like Hack&Slash (and thats alot), I will forgo buying Bayonetta for the following reasons:

Story sounds ridiculous.
Main character looks ridiculous.
Music is annoying to say the least.
And the opening cut-scene made me facepalm.

Is THAT honestly what people were excited over for a past few months? Really? REALLY? Its a frigging Shovel-ware!

No Shovelware is Wii games no one has heard of yet even though they clog up the bargain bin, this just made some bad design and everything else choices. In other words, the game play is probably good.

 

[Falseprophet]

I'm mostly in it for the gameplay as I wasn't really sold on the title until I played the demo. However I also find the sexy sassiness, cat eye glasses and light British accent delightful.

All of the above for me too. But I find it kind of refreshing, actually. It's unapologetically sexy without being serious about it. Ninja Gaiden tries to have me accept a girl with blow-up doll proportions and brains in a latex bustier as a butt-kicking, demon-hunting CIA agent. Bayonetta seems to take all of its silliness tongue-in-cheek. And I must admit giving archangels a spanking is a lot of fun.

 

[jboking]

I don't have to pay for porn if I don't want to, so I'm not getting Bayonetta for that reason. I'm getting it for the gameplay. Which, after trying out the demo, I can say is fucking awesome.

 

[Nemu]

Had never heard of it until today, when I saw virtually two identical threads inquiring, generally speaking, about the "fapability" of a character.

So, no... I won't be getting it based on the fact that people are more interested in the aforementioned "fapability".


I'm surely going to be missing out on some epic gameplay and plot, I'm sure.

 

[skywalkerlion]

I won't get it because the girl on the cover is fugly. She's some emo chick with square glasses. Since when is that hot? Her face is horrible looking too.

AND the story/gameplay doesn't interest me too much either.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Never heard of it before...and having just had a look at it on youtube I can confirm I will be avoiding it like the plague.

 

[Dragonblade146]

No, seriously, this game looks stupid.
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[cuddly_tomato]

I got the demo and was less than impressed. It reminded me of Devil May Cry, which was ostensibly a button masher trying to masquerade as some kind of strategic action fighting game.

Games at the moment are almost all complete crap, but things are no so bad that I need to resort to mashing buttons to make a pixelated Sarah Palin dance around in unfeasably impractical clothing thank you.

 

[MDSnowman]

I have to agree, this isn't 1980 when it was actually a task to see nudity. This is 2010. There are easier (and cheaper) ways to see women in various states of undress.

 

[Tommy T.]

I don't own a ecksbawks or a PS3 and it doesn't look that interesting. Looks like DMC and I don't like DMC.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

have you tried googling "porn", its free!

Turn safe search off first...... Worst Best mistake ever.