Poll: Best way to destroy my Xbox 360
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A viking funeral. It combines fire and arrows, and you get to test your marksmanship. Hope you are good with a longbow.
I know, i've fixed it many times, but i think i fixed it one too many times, and now it only works for about one play.
I would suggest you smash it into small pieces, set it on fire and put out the fire with holy water.
Grind up a snickers bar into a fine powder. Maybe 2-3.
Take something called potassium nitrate and mix it with that powder. (It's the main ingredient in professional stump remover. Just use that.)
Pour powder inside XBox.
Add a wick.
Tape over most or all of the holes for air and such.
Congratulations. You have successfully made amateur rocket fuel, and turned your XBox into a bomb. Light it up and run.
Take something called potassium nitrate and mix it with that powder. (It's the main ingredient in professional stump remover. Just use that.)
Pour powder inside XBox.
Add a wick.
Tape over most or all of the holes for air and such.
Congratulations. You have successfully made amateur rocket fuel, and turned your XBox into a bomb. Light it up and run.
Step 1
Open it up
Step 2
Remove everything you can inside of it
Step 3
Replace it with sponges
Step 4
Urinate on the sponges
Step 5
Seal it up in an airtight bag
Step 6
Mail it to Xbox repair facility with attached note stating how happy you are with this product.
Open it up
Step 2
Remove everything you can inside of it
Step 3
Replace it with sponges
Step 4
Urinate on the sponges
Step 5
Seal it up in an airtight bag
Step 6
Mail it to Xbox repair facility with attached note stating how happy you are with this product.
Pour some honey into it, and feed it to the ants! Then, hose it down, get all the ants off, let it dry, then go buy some fireworks. Open it up, and pop a whole chain of fire crackers in there, with the wick sticking out the vent. Seal it back up, light, have fun!
And I want a video of whatever you do
And I want a video of whatever you do
Just plug it in!
HUR HUR!
Just kidding, I own a first generation 360 and have had limited problems.
HUR HUR!
Just kidding, I own a first generation 360 and have had limited problems.
Leftover M60s from July 4th. Pop the case, load it up with M60s, with a connector fuse if you can find it so it's a synchronized BOOM, then screw the case back on. Light fuse, run away!
Get like, a sledgehammer, and beat the crap out of it. It's probably more viscerally satisfying then just watching it burn, or watching it fall, or watching it explode (if you use homemade explosives you could get hurt; I was just reading a newspaper story about a whiz-kid who blew his hand up).
Send it to me, I'll destroy it for you. (Five seconds after recieving the Xbox360, I give it to my local neighborhood computer geek who fixes it in ten seconds. WOOHOO! NEW CONSOLE FOR ME!!!)
Hammer it for while, set fire to it, while shooting it, drive your car off a cliff, and throw it out of the window just before you hit the ground.
Tie it to some ground fireworks or tightly to some bottle rockets. Light all at once. Enjoy plethora of awesomeness. That way, it explodes and makes pretty colors.
