Poll: Best way to survive the apocalypse

[AkJay]

Oh look! It's this thread again!

Find me a thread that is more or less THIS and I'll close it down. Otherwise, don't be a jerk.

All I'm saying is that I see a "Post-Apocalypse" thread at least 3 times a week, and it's getting ridiculous.

But this particular thread is much more specific. Perhaps if you read more than the title and saw the poll or description you'd see what the exact meaning of the thread was.

I DID! it still doesn't change what I said.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Zoology, you could ride animals and shit.

All I'm saying is that I see a "Post-Apocalypse" thread at least 3 times a week, and it's getting ridiculous.

Spend less time on The Escapist?

 

[stabnex]

NONE! Magic is the only way! Do as Paladins do, BUBBLEHEARTH!

Seriously though, Physics can get you to the moon if you're interested in preparing.

 

[Kriptonite]

The best way t survive the apocalypse is DUCT TAPE!

 

[Dark Knifer]

I think I'd prefer a shotgun.

 

[dududf]

Chemistry.

Can't believe so many people chose physics, what are you gonna do? Calculate what exact angle with how many newtons of force it takes to throw a rock at someone?

No thank you, I'll stick to important things like making my piss flamable.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Zoology sounds fun so I'm picking that.

All you really need is an umbrella, some sunscreen, and some really old music playing. And then you can start to play Fallout.

 

[Raven's Nest]

A degree in astro-physics...

Build a spaceship and leave that irradiated shit-hole behind!

 

[Julianking93]

Tie between Physics and Geology depending on how the world is ending.

 

[CAW4]

Physics. If you know how a bullet's going to move under the present conditions (air density, wind, covering 800m away, etc.) you can get anything you want post-apocalypse =D

 

[mignius]

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[hotdogoctopus]

Geology, you need to be able to re-find them aquifers.

 

[Deathsane]

I would probably just dig a deep deep hole and bury myself in it.
no way in and no way out.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Invade France

 

[ProfessorLayton]

If the teacher looked and acted like Moira, however, I'd take it every year.

Why would you want to spend more than two minutes around Moria? I wouldn't wish such torture upon my worst enemy!

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Ash made his own gunpowder in "Army of Darkness" and it's always time for a zombay flambe, i think gunhandling and chemistry, or geography (Where to escape to) are good choices,

 

[spike0918]

Invade France

I have a distinct feeling that half of the posts I have seen you post on recently you posted something about invading France.

Don't get me wrong I actually still chuckle when I see you post that but. Did the French kill your family or something?

 

[Nevyrmoore]

Could someone explain what AP Science is? And how it's different to regular science?

In any case, I'd say none of them. I would personally look into farming-based sciences, because let's face it. Nature is still going to thrive, no matter what most post-apocalyptic fiction says. The only way you're going to have the nuclear wasteland is if the world is wiped clean by cobalt bombs. And if that happens, no one is surviving the apocalypse, considering that the result would be extremely radioactive and with a half-life of 5.27 years.

 

[Nils]

Could someone explain what AP Science is? And how it's different to regular science?

The AP stands for Advanced Placement, which means everyone in there won't be getting laid till way after high school.