Poll: Blood Doning

[Not-here-anymore]

I can't. Would if I could, but they won't let me. I could probably get them to test it, but it would take a while and they'd insist on testing it every time

 

[SonicWaffle]

Sadly I was blessed with a naturally slim figure.

Sadly?!

I have eaten a KFC family bucket by myself. I just got bigger boobs.

Yeah, the same thing happened to me, but people don't seem so enthusiastic about them when you're a guy :-/

 

[Thaluikhain]

I bet they're afraid that "gay blood" will "infect" patients and turn them gay. Which kinda makes me laugh just a little bit...

There's probably some of that yeah.

Btw is it only in america that gay people are forbidden to donate blood? Or are there other countrys that do that, too?

Yeah, we have that in Australia as well, or rather a 12 month ban after having male/male sex, because anal sex increases risk of infection for the person whose anus it is. Nothing about male/female anal sex, of course, nor what role the person played in male/male sex.

As an aside, in WW2, they had seperate white and black blood for soldiers injured in combat.

 

[SonicWaffle]

Yeah, I remember when we used to hang around Underground Blood Donation Stations all night in the cold, just waiting for a chance.

Come to think of it, wasn't that the opening five minutes of Blade 2? So not only did you like blood donation before it was cool, but you can claim to vampires too!

It was riskier back then, of course. But now they've totally sold themselves out with their 'Clean needles'.
Too mainstream.

Agreed. These days, all the cool kids are into donating bone marrow, at least until the ordinary lamers catch on and we have to find other body parts to give away.

EDIT: fixedit. No idea what happened there.

 

[Viral_Lola]

Sadly I was blessed with a naturally slim figure.

Sadly?!

I have eaten a KFC family bucket by myself. I just got bigger boobs.

Yeah, the same thing happened to me, but people don't seem so enthusiastic about them when you're a guy :-/

The world have yet to accept moobies, but I?m sure it would have been a minor comfort in the shower.

 

[SonicWaffle]

As an aside, in WW2, they had seperate white and black blood for soldiers injured in combat.

Did they put food dye in it or something?

 

[surg3n]

I used to give blood very regularly, even though I'm not a fan of needles, since being diagnosed with diabetes my blood is pretty much useless, delicious, but useless.

Anyway, I have to deal with needles every day, but that doesn't make it easier. I find that it's best to just not look, don't watch the needle going in, don't look at the needle before it goes in, look into the middle distance and try to think about something, maybe go over your plans for the rest of the day. Blood donor needles are actually pretty small, not painful... there are needles, and then there are NEEDLES!. The worst is when you have to get arterial blood tested, the stuff is like maple syrup compared to normal blood, and the needles are horrible... blood donor needles are neat and painless little things these days.

Anyway, don't let needles put you off giving blood - a few minutes of mild discomfort might very well save someones life. Fear of needles is a problem for some people, I'm just saying that usually when you actually face it, and give it a go, it's far less of an ordeal than you imagine. Plus, there's a chance that you'll be drained by a cute nurse, what a great way to spend 10 minutes of your time.

 

[SonicWaffle]

The world have yet to accept moobies, but I?m sure it would have been a minor comfort in the shower.

I don't eat KFC in the shower. Makes my crispy chicken soggy.

On a completely different note, isn't Moobies the fast food chain from Kevin Smith's films?

 

[Viral_Lola]

Yeah, I remember when we used to hang around Underground Blood Donation Stations all night in the cold, just waiting for a chance.

Come to think of it, wasn't that the opening five minutes of Blade 2? So not only did you like blood donation before it was cool, but you can claim to vampires too!

It was riskier back then, of course. But now they've totally sold themselves out with their 'Clean needles'.
Too mainstream.

Agreed. These days, all the cool kids are into donating bone marrow, at least until the ordinary lamers catch on and we have to find other body parts to give away.

I appear to have a split personality.

 

[Sun Flash]

Old joke is old, but I'd never done my blood to anyone.

I do donate every three months (the maximum) though. Some countries pay people, mine doesn't. However I do get a caramel wafer and tea cake afterwards.

 

[mare84]

In Serbia they don't ask you if you are gay, but there is a question about anal sex in the survey...I don't know if they refuse the blood if you tick yes.

Apparently they consider gay population more risky because they are more open about sex with multiple partners, no protection and stuff like that. At least that's how they explained it here. Testing donated blood is expensive and they must always test it whether you are regular donor or not.

But I agree that they should allow everyone to give blood (if they are capable of course). That way they could alert those who are sick and don't know it. It sounds wrong but there are a lot of people with STDs that are oblivious about it...

 

[dillinger88]

Signed up and gave a spit sample to be on the marrow donors list the other day.

Not given blood yet though, the only time they've been on campus, I have either been pissed or hungover. Shame really.

 

[SonicWaffle]

Yeah, I remember when we used to hang around Underground Blood Donation Stations all night in the cold, just waiting for a chance.

Come to think of it, wasn't that the opening five minutes of Blade 2? So not only did you like blood donation before it was cool, but you can claim to vampires too!

It was riskier back then, of course. But now they've totally sold themselves out with their 'Clean needles'.
Too mainstream.

Agreed. These days, all the cool kids are into donating bone marrow, at least until the ordinary lamers catch on and we have to find other body parts to give away.

I appear to have a split personality.

Oh, munty fucknuggets, that's the third time in two days. Why the hell does this keep happening? I swear it's not me, I'd have had to copy/paste you into the wrong response twice...

Also, if one of these personalities is called Tyler Durden, stay away from soap.

 

[Zipa]

No because I'm not allowed to medically speaking because of the medicine I have to take daily would cause someone else serious problems if they got my blood.
I would I'd I could though .

 

[Viral_Lola]

Yeah, I remember when we used to hang around Underground Blood Donation Stations all night in the cold, just waiting for a chance.

Come to think of it, wasn't that the opening five minutes of Blade 2? So not only did you like blood donation before it was cool, but you can claim to vampires too!

It was riskier back then, of course. But now they've totally sold themselves out with their 'Clean needles'.
Too mainstream.

Agreed. These days, all the cool kids are into donating bone marrow, at least until the ordinary lamers catch on and we have to find other body parts to give away.

I appear to have a split personality.

Oh, munty fucknuggets, that's the third time in two days. Why the hell does this keep happening? I swear it's not me, I'd have had to copy/paste you into the wrong response twice...

Also, if one of these personalities is called Tyler Durden, stay away from soap.

I already know how to make soap.

 

[Hexenwolf]

I keep getting the letter through asking me to go and donate again.
But every time I get it, I've been ill within the previous two weeks, so I can't go >.>

-snip-
here are not enough benefits for me to go do it in Sweden. All I get is like... 40 sek and a coupon for a free sandwich-snip-

More than we get in the UK.
Wish we got payed for it >.>

In the US we get a sticker

And orange juice!

I love donating blood! It just makes me feel good.

...

You know what I mean!

 

[SonicWaffle]

Yeah, I remember when we used to hang around Underground Blood Donation Stations all night in the cold, just waiting for a chance.

Come to think of it, wasn't that the opening five minutes of Blade 2? So not only did you like blood donation before it was cool, but you can claim to vampires too!

It was riskier back then, of course. But now they've totally sold themselves out with their 'Clean needles'.
Too mainstream.

Agreed. These days, all the cool kids are into donating bone marrow, at least until the ordinary lamers catch on and we have to find other body parts to give away.

I appear to have a split personality.

Oh, munty fucknuggets, that's the third time in two days. Why the hell does this keep happening? I swear it's not me, I'd have had to copy/paste you into the wrong response twice...

Also, if one of these personalities is called Tyler Durden, stay away from soap.

I already know how to make soap.

Oooooh, I can see this going wrong...

Could you at least try to avoid underground fighting rings?

 

[The Almighty Grigard]

Huh I have a tragic little story about this little thing. See I am blood type 0 Rh negative. Which basically means I could give more or less anyone. I have no blood carried diseases or anything as well. I have never even tried drugs or tobacco, so I haven't ever been at risk of an infected needle. I could go on forever detailing the very good reasons why our hospitals would love to get their hands on my blood. I want to donate blood to help people.

But there's one problem. Because of one tiny tiny thing they absolutely refuse to even draw and test my blood, no discussion or argument, just fuck right off and never come back. Because I am male attracted to other males.

I'm not shitting you.

Yeah, we have that in Australia as well, or rather a 12 month ban after having male/male sex, because anal sex increases risk of infection for the person whose anus it is. Nothing about male/female anal sex, of course, nor what role the person played in male/male sex.

I bet they're afraid that "gay blood" will "infect" patients and turn them gay. Which kinda makes me laugh just a little bit...

OT: I donate blood whenever I'm permitted to. The minimum time has been changing frequently over the last couple of years. And being AB-, they never seem to have much of it.

Nah, It's not the "gay blood" that is the problem. It is the "risk of infection". They blatantly disregard safety precautions, roles of either partner and what you actually did. But they do issue a blanket statement. "If you are male and have had a sexual encounter with another male you are not allowed to donate blood." Just like that. Nevermind that they test every single bag of donated blood with nearly perfect accuracy. Sure, let some poor 0negative bastard bleed out because of a 0,00001% chance. Makes sense!

snip

Wait... did they actually ask if you were gay during testing or something?

If you were really eager to donate, couldn't you just go to a clinic where they don't know you?

...

OT: I should and I probably would. However I won't because I will have completely forgotten about it within half an hour of making this post.

Come to think of it, I don't even know my blood type.

You have to fill out a form. If I would lie then I would be breaking the law. (breaking the law)
I'm not really interested in doing that.

I haven't actually gone and gotten checked by them but I read the quick guide on their website that gives you rough advice on when it's time to go an donate. On the page about sexlife it says in plain text. "[If you] Are male and have [ever] had sexual contact with another man. You can not donate blood." Plain and simple. I've also read in the local newspaper of perfectly healty would be donors not even being allowed to fill out the form, because their same sex boyfriend came with them and they casually mentioned that they were in a relationship.

http://geblod.nu/bli-blodgivare/kan-du-ge-blod/
Google translate is your friend.

Edit:
I just found something even more hilariously outdated borderline racist.

Stämmer detta på dig?

Då är chansen stor att du kan bli blodgivare.
* Är 18-60 år (18-60 years old)
* Är frisk (are healty)
* Väger minst 50 kilo (weighs at least 50 kilos]
* Har giltig ID-handling (have a valid ID)
* Förstår och talar svenska (understand and speak swedish)
* Har svenskt personnummer

The fuck? So if a perfectly healthy newly moved in German, that has been made a proper Swedish citizen, wants to donate blood, he is not allowed because he hasn't learned Swedish yet? What kind of bullshit is that?

 

[HigherTomorrow]

Great stuff, all those people complaining about how they'd do it if they got paid.

 

[Hoplon]

Can't donate being a suffer of a permanent form of anaemia. Even dosed up on iron supplements.