Poll: Blue eyes?. It means you're a genius

[The_ModeRazor]

Green, obviously.
Just like good ol' Joker.

 

[TheZapper]

The Daily Mail? There is a new bullshit science article every day, I wouldn't take anything they say seriously.

 

[TheSanityAssassin]

hahahahaha
what he said.

 

[Godavari]

Well I'm a genius and I have brown eyes.
So I guess the research is wrong.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

With some of the people I know, I can safely say that this is a coincidence.

 

[secretshadow90]

I have green eyes but my mother always says they're blue. I am in a national honor society and my university's honor frat (it's a co-ed), so what does this mean? Academic ninja? (I do suck at the social sciences (sociology and anthropology) or maybe I just despise them).

 

[I Resurection I]

I have blue eyes and for the record I don't consider myself a genius

 

[ethaninja]

Blue eyes isn't enough. You also need white skin and blonde hair. That's a recipe for success!

Really? I always thought Blonde hair had the opposite effect.

 

[Washboard]

Hazel Eyes are the way to go not green, not brown, but both! (or in my case green and amber with brown flecks)

 

[Sulu]

First off, Daily Mail, automatically disgard anything they say which could be turned to a racial slant.

Secondly, difference between causation and correlation. Just because more people with blue eyes do well, does not mean that blue eyes causes you to do well.

Thirdly, no, redheads will not be extinct in a hundred years. This was brought up about ten years ago in relation to blondes, and was proven to have little or not scientific backing, and the same is true of redheads.

Fourthly, oh hang on. Just realised I have blue eyes, do any of the brown and other colour eyed people need me to lower the intellectualism of my argument? (This is a joke by the by)

You never know there might be a specific disease generated just for the red heads. They have no souls as we all know so perhaps this alien/ghost/virus will consume anything not living?!


I have green eyes, woop!

 

[D0WNT0WN]

So Menlain in eyes effects how smart you are. I call bullspit (and not just because I have Green Eyes).

Besides scientists have way to much time on their hands.
"You want to give a crack at curing cancer,
"Nah I want to see how many fruit pastels it takes to choke a Kestrel."

A cookie to the person who knows where that joke is from.

 

[Disaster Button]

I honestly couldn't tell you what colour my eyes are.
They change from blue to green to slightly murky on a day to day basis.

 

[thest3alth]

The Daily Mail?... come on man.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Bluey-green. Yeah, I suck.

 

[Captain Pancake]

That's bull. I have brown eyes and I'm the best in my english and chemistry classes.

 

[Desert Tiger]

I knew it all along.

 

[internetzealot1]

I also heard that people with freckles are more likely to be abducted by aliena.

 

[Kamaitachi]

Red.

I play video games until my eyes burn

 

[Gebi10000]

I call bullshit on this report.and yes: my eyes are blue. and I'm intelligent. and fucking lazy.

 

[ablac]

its daily mail
hardly the most trustworthy source but couldnt this link just be that blue is a very common eye colour so loads of people are gona be smart and have blue eyes