Poll: bro's or hoes???

[VanillaBean]

In this situations I would definitly go with my girl, but ussually I do enjoy spending time with my close guy friends over time with my girlfriend.

 

[Zaik]

I have literally waited my whole life to be able to post this.

Spoiler

Aw, yeah...

Beat me to it.

Here's a hint: she's only hinting at the idea of sex because she's jealous that you can have fun without her. You've got a psychobitch, and you should be exorcising it immediately.

 

[SuperUberBob]

Need more info on the ho.

Appearance, seriousness of relationship, long-term potential

Also needed are how douchey the bros are.

 

[Dags90]

I guess "hoes", mostly because I wouldn't want to be in the reverse situation if it were tactfully avoidable. Of course, if I was plastered I probably wouldn't be thinking particularly rationally. Also, I've never met a young gay man who particularly minds "guy jokes". Especially seeing as the scenario I'm imagining involves at least one us being the token gay surrounded by straight/bi guys making jokes about vaginas.

 

[emion]

this will explain everything XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDg6YoDPBKE&NR=1&feature=fvwp

 

[Julianking93]

Considering my significant other is one of my best friends, if not my best friend and I'd have already.... oh well, lookie there...

I would pick my significant other, given I already spent the night with my friends.

There you go ninja'ing me again. 3rd time today, in fact ;3

 

[Gudrests]

bros, unless your bros a douche
oh wait just actually read the thing, if she is your girlfriend you better go with her(unless you dont like her anymore)
confused because you called her a hoe(i was thinking random party girl)......probably shouldnt call your girl a hoe

yeah....a ho is some chick...ya girl is your girl...she isnt a hoe...unless she is but thats just another story.... Bro's before Ho's deffinitly...but ya GF isnt supposed to be a ho

 

[Nouw]

Go with my girlfriend...why?

Because my friends are drunk and probably still think I'm there!
[sub]But really I'd go with my girlfriend because my friends wouldn't mind and in fact encourage what I'm doing.[/sub]

Otherwise:Bros b4 Hoes...brah!

 

[A Weakgeek]

I'd personally pick the "Hoes" option. Look at her. Hot damn... [http://www.gardeningoncloud9.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/garden-hoe-01.jpg]

Eww... too skinny, no meat at all. She looks as if she had her face repeatedly smacked to the ground.

 

[Sporky111]

I'd have to go with bros.

Partially because I don't want to be "that guy" who's always with his girlfriend and can never hang out, and partially because I'm gay and I'm only into 'bros'. I can't lose.

 

[StBishop]

What about when your bro's are hoes?

Your avatar sets this comment off nicely.

I would probably pick bro's because I see my girlfriend everyday as we live together and I see my friends almost never as they're on the opposite side of the country.

 

[linkvegeta]

What about when your bro's are hoes?

Your avatar sets this comment off nicely.

I would probably pick bro's because I see my girlfriend everyday as we live together and I see my friends almost never as they're on the opposite side of the country.

Thank you, Its just ya, most of my friends are girls. But thanks for the compliment, dont get many of those these days.

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

If I can handle the gardening myself, I see no reason to involve anyone else. Just me and my lil' hoe will be fine all by ourselves.

 

[NeuroticDogDad]

Hoes. Sorry but I dont see why I should have to say with them, sure we are friends, but that dosent mean I have to be with them at thier beck and call.

But in this situation the only persons beck and call your at is your girlfriends, she's the one who wants you to go somewhere when you're already doing something. Does that mean you're happy to be at her beck and call but not theirs?


Possibly intriguing additional question bonus round funtime

As a wider question to everyone who's answered hoes what about switching the roles: if you were out with your girlfriend's friends having fun would you expect her to leave a party if you wanted to have sex with her? Would you be annoyed if she didn't want to?

 

[Isolda Sage]

I would go with the person I made plans with. If I came with a date I would most likely leave with him. If I came with my friends I would most likely hang with my friends, assuming I was having a good time. If it came down to choosing between them long term, friends come first. Men are reliably unreliable. General speaking my friends are the people I have always been able to rely on. Also asking me to choose would be a deal breaker!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

the 'ho' is not a ho its my friggin girlfriend and if she wants an 'after party' then thats where me and my friends part ways until the next time

 

[superbatranger]

Neither. Most of my friends who consider them bros are actually idiots who sometimes get on my nerves. On the other side of the card, I don't have a girlfriend. Even if I did, I hardly think I'd call her a ho.

 

[brunothepig]

I would have thought if you referred to your girlfriend as a ho, you'd probably only have the option of hanging out with male friends.

This is what I was thinking. I'd choose my girlfriend. We share most interests, and hang with the same people, so if she was bored, I'd probably be bored. Plus, with the promise of sex I'd be totally forgiven for bailing. Just tell my mates, "gotta go sex it up". They'd understand...

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

which side knows how apostrophes work? i need to know this to make my decision.

 

[Fappy]

A true bro would understand when you have to bump uglies with the female. "Bros" look out for each others' dicks... or so I have been led to believe.