Poll: Cake Or Death?

[SilentCom]

Cake is always better with death.

 

[Gametek]

What's wrong with the cake? Tell me is the chocolate used in the icing low quality? faux cream? QQ

No, it's a lie.

 

[Andy03]

I'll have the chicken please...

 

[masticina]

I just heard I was to late and they are out of cake, So the other option is death.. yeah.. I see! Mmm choices choices!

 

[electric_warrior]

You, cake or death?
Death. Oh, wait, no, cake!!
Ah you said death first.
But I meant cake
Oh, okay then

 

[xMelior]

Hmmmm... the weirdest thing related to this poll is that 18 people chose death over cake.

Should we start worrying about the comunity?

 

[Eggsnham]

I ask of you, fellow Escapists, Choose you Cake or Death?

Death.

Eddie Izzard.

Cake, of course.

 

[Jegsimmons]

how about neither, that why all lose and i win...

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Give me cake or give me death!

 

[trollnystan]

Cake please!

... Oh you're out of cake? Well, I'll have the chicken then please.

 

[rutger5000]

The cake is a lie, and has caused the deaths of many test subjects.

So by choosing death, you die. But by choosing cake, you also die. There is no choice.

Is there ever?

 

[Condor219]

This is the strangest thread topic I've seen in a while.

Also, death. I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO THE CAKE MENACE!!!!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

How about death by cake?

 

[Anchupom]

Cake. If you're out of cake, I'll have some chicken.

Ah, comedy...

 

[C117]

I think I'll have the chicken.

 

[Spindleweed]

I liek caek.

 

[Nickompoop]

Cake of course. Unless it's a lie, then...actually, I'd still choose cake.

 

[mionic]

I´m confused... Why does this thread exist?! Why does it matter. What are the twist? The motivation? The consequences?! Why would anyone choose anything except for cake?!! Oh? because it´s a lie? All right then...

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Well I'll have the chicken, then. Tastes of human.

I didn't expect the joke to end that quickly, haha.

 

[Fledge]

I don't understand why anyone here would choose death over cake, you don't even ahve to eat the cake.