Here is the hypothetical scenario:
You are tasked with saving the world[footnote]or destroying it, if that's more how you roll. Or if neither - you're on an Important Mission? of some other description that suits you[/footnote] by...something. The trouble is you don't remember much what happened - there were some lights, the talk about your mission, a cow (for whatever reason) and the words "Go now! Hurry!" The things you know are that your mission is very important, that the journey took its toll (seeing how you don't remember everything) and that you need money. You need money, like really fast, otherwise the whole world is doomed (or saved...or whatever fails your mission).
You appear in a dark alley near where you usually live/commute/study/work/hang around[footnote]no dark alleys around where you live? Well, TOUGH LUCK, you don't get to avoid the scenario - you, for some reason, jump from a roof, or crawl out of the sewers, or failing that, you arrive riding a bear, jump off and the bear speeds off into the distance leaving you in mild confusion to where the bear came from or why[/footnote] and...you walks by. Oh right - you...something something - you can't quite recall but there was maybe timetravel involved? Or alternative dimensions? Or aliens? At any rate - you know that's you. Somehow. You know you have money (well, not you as you need them not but your other you that's in front). So you realize you have only one course of action - try to mug yourself. Also, you get a weird sense of déjà vu
You jump in front of yourself and say "Come on, give me the money, or things will get messy!". This gives them a pause and you can visually confirm it - it's yourself. You (he? she? ...it?) wears the same clothes and otherwise both of you look quite similar. As far as you can tell, they also act the same way (body language, posture, etc). Although, the other you seems to have less of a beard (yes, have a bit more for some reason even if you're a girl!). It's like you've already done this
The guy girl person? yourself isn't armed. Unless you normally carry a weapon, in which case, you and your other yourself have that weapon (hopefully not brandishing it openly while just walking down the street). You are a bit nervous but utter "Give. Me. The. Money!" one more time with low but stern tone. The other person there doesn't move but you know the time is ticking...and there isn't anybody else you can get money from in a reasonable time.
Apparently they won't cooperate (or are just too shocked to do so) - desperate times call for desperate measures - maybe you'll actually need to attack...yourself. For the money. You start going but still have to cross a bit of space, though, and one final thought occurs to you - "Wait, can I attack myself?" Or defeat myself...ya know
Well? Feel free to elaborate how things will go down.
You are tasked with saving the world[footnote]or destroying it, if that's more how you roll. Or if neither - you're on an Important Mission? of some other description that suits you[/footnote] by...something. The trouble is you don't remember much what happened - there were some lights, the talk about your mission, a cow (for whatever reason) and the words "Go now! Hurry!" The things you know are that your mission is very important, that the journey took its toll (seeing how you don't remember everything) and that you need money. You need money, like really fast, otherwise the whole world is doomed (or saved...or whatever fails your mission).
You appear in a dark alley near where you usually live/commute/study/work/hang around[footnote]no dark alleys around where you live? Well, TOUGH LUCK, you don't get to avoid the scenario - you, for some reason, jump from a roof, or crawl out of the sewers, or failing that, you arrive riding a bear, jump off and the bear speeds off into the distance leaving you in mild confusion to where the bear came from or why[/footnote] and...you walks by. Oh right - you...something something - you can't quite recall but there was maybe timetravel involved? Or alternative dimensions? Or aliens? At any rate - you know that's you. Somehow. You know you have money (well, not you as you need them not but your other you that's in front). So you realize you have only one course of action - try to mug yourself. Also, you get a weird sense of déjà vu
You jump in front of yourself and say "Come on, give me the money, or things will get messy!". This gives them a pause and you can visually confirm it - it's yourself. You (he? she? ...it?) wears the same clothes and otherwise both of you look quite similar. As far as you can tell, they also act the same way (body language, posture, etc). Although, the other you seems to have less of a beard (yes, have a bit more for some reason even if you're a girl!). It's like you've already done this
The guy girl person? yourself isn't armed. Unless you normally carry a weapon, in which case, you and your other yourself have that weapon (hopefully not brandishing it openly while just walking down the street). You are a bit nervous but utter "Give. Me. The. Money!" one more time with low but stern tone. The other person there doesn't move but you know the time is ticking...and there isn't anybody else you can get money from in a reasonable time.
Apparently they won't cooperate (or are just too shocked to do so) - desperate times call for desperate measures - maybe you'll actually need to attack...yourself. For the money. You start going but still have to cross a bit of space, though, and one final thought occurs to you - "Wait, can I attack myself?" Or defeat myself...ya know
Well? Feel free to elaborate how things will go down.
