Poll: Cannibalism

[Sparrow]

Nah. I'd be fairly alright with dying. I'd probally quicken the process for myself and drown myself in the sea.

Mainly because humans would taste disguisting.

 

[Ignignoct]

Assume your in a stituation where you'd never get caught, such as a deserted island, adrift at sea, Philadelphia, etc. Would you?

I myself would, and not so much as a last resort as if there was nothing better to eat. I honestly see nothing wrong with it. In fact, if I cared much for morals, I'd rather eat a person than a cow, because at least the cow is innocent.

Never tasted human though, so I don't know if it'd nescesarily be better.

Cow's innocent?...

Glad you never met my old dairy cow Agatha. Total whore. Eventually OD'ed on BGH, the filthy slut.

 

[gsf1200]

I would only eat another person if it was a serious emergency and I had been awhile without eating-say, 4 or 5 hours.

 

[SimuLord]

To paraphrase Judy Collins...

People...people who eat people...are the luckiest people in the world!

 

[scotth266]

It's down to survival, and the other person is dead? Maybe. I don't know: that's something that's decided best when you're starving to death.

 

[quack35]

I would honestly rather die.

I mean eating someone? That's just fucking gross.

 

[Nazulu]

Well I usually strip 'em of their flesh, then tie them to a pole and cook them over an open fire, any blood leaking out I put in a cup and use it as a drink once the body is cooked. Thats how I like my human, it doesn't taste good raw but I would eat someone in a sticky situation.

 

[Gruthar]

For me it depends on who the other person is. If it's someone I really cared about, I would probably just kill myself so that they could subsist off of my scant remains. If it's a total stranger, then I'd wait until they're dead or near death and eat them. Gotta do what you gotta do...

 

[eelel]

they are dead why not eat them

 

[Dr.Sean]

Human flesh tastes like bacon.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I would if I had to.

For example, if I had to die of starvation or eat m friend, I would kill and eat my friend.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Human flesh tastes like bacon.

It depends what you eat.

 

[Sewblon]

If I ate someone who is already dead, I would probably contract some horrid disease. If I was in a position to kill someone, I would probably try to find something else to eat or kill myself. Cannibalizing would probably drive me insane and get me addicted to human flesh anyway, so no.

 

[Neotericity]

only if it's a complete stranger because it would be kindof awkward eating one of my friends

 

[Pyre00]

Cannibalizing would probably drive me insane and get me addicted to human flesh anyway, so no.

How would it do that?

 

[Skeleon]

I'd do it as a very last resort and only if the person was dead already.
And I'm talking "last resort" in the sense of "no ants, no grasshoppers, no grass, no mossy slime" and so on.
I would never kill or mutilate a human being to get to eat.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Only for survival.

Why would you ever eat a human if there where much better sources of nutrition available?

I know...I'd only do it to survive, and only if they were dead first. If they tried to kill me, then things would be different.

*Sharpens carving knifes and licks lips...*

 

[ix_tab]

Nope. Even I survived after having to resort to cannibalism, and could get over the guilt and so forth, I really enjoy not being full of the tumors and the other horrible things that happen to you when you eat human flesh.

You know one of the many reasons why we don't eat other people? Because we get mad cow disease from it.

 

[Kinguendo]

If I needed food and the only food source available was my fellow man, then I'd kill him if I had to. And then I'd eat his brains.

Brains? You bring the brains I shall bring the beers. XD

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

If I ran out of my meat, people around me would start dying, no veggies for me!

Seriously though, I would only do it if absolutely necessary, and even then only if it was a stranger or acquaintance. If it was someone close to me, I would choose to die before eating them.