Poll: Challenged to a duel

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Gamblerjoe

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I chose fists because I train in MMA under a fighter that has proven himself in the Octagon. If my challenger is a better fighter then I would probably chose swords instead.
 

LegoDudeGuy

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If i'm outside, M16's and Dual Glocks. Whoever lives out the ensuring hail of bullet wins.

If inside, I challenge thee to a game of.....

http://www.purplepawn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chaotic-logo.jpg?w=300
and use..
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What now?
 

gigastrike

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Fuck using weapons. Someone could get hurt!

If not fists it would have to be Super Smash Bros.
 

Cormitt

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10 paces and BLAM!!! Gotta be using old school dueling pistols though.. Love the classic appeal of that duel.
 

DirgeNovak

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Kysafen said:
There is only one game badass enough to contain the ferocity of a duel between me and any mortal impudent enough to face me:

http://blog.schoollibrarymedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chutes-and-ladders-from-boardgamesrus-dot-com.jpg
What's written under the Chutes and Ladders logo? Cause what I read is "A favorite game for little fucks" and that can't be right.

OT: Swords. Because gun duels more often than not end up with both duelists dead. And I don't want that.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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I would chose a sword, but realistically, an experienced individual could cut me in half. So I would chose my own bare hands and legs, as I'm more limber and quick if I don't have anything to hold on to.
 

Al-Bundy-da-G

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Phlakes said:
Badminton. Especially if it's with Death. 500 million cookies for the reference. Because no one here will get it.
I dueled Death for my soul once, I challenged him to Battleship, then Clue, and finally Twister. He's kinda of a sore loser. 4 out of 7 my ass.
 

Arrogancy

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The only way for a sporting man to duel is with blades. Over a pit of acid. On a tightrope. Gentlemanly.
 

Jedoro

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Gonna go with guns, because I believe I'd be better off with a firearm than with a sword or my fists.
 

Dfskelleton

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sravankb said:
Kysafen said:
There is only one game badass enough to contain the ferocity of a duel between me and any mortal impudent enough to face me:

http://blog.schoollibrarymedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chutes-and-ladders-from-boardgamesrus-dot-com.jpg
Dude, this is just uncalled for. Can't you just choose a more peaceful alternative?
Agreed. You want to fight your opponent? Use guns, swords or fists. You want to anhialate your opponent? Challenge them to chutes and ladders.
OT: Fists. Guns and swords will end the fight too quickly.
 

N_of_the_dead

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Obviously Gundams we shall fight in the cities around the world and the one who wins shall earn the title "Gundam of Gundams"!
 

rayen020

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TheRussian said:
Fists, because weapons are for the weak.
i believe you mean "weapons are for the baby men."

Also me, hmmm... Ninja Warroir obstacle course. Mt. Midoriama, japan at noon. Person who gets furthest wins.
 

Mark D. Stroyer

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I'm going to be the obligatory 'way-too-long-answer guy' and construct an overly long answer.

A duel is a case of honour. (Note: This is always spelled with a U, even if your English is Americanized. If you don't know why, you don't got it.) The basic premise being that one man has made a slight against the honour of the other, for whatever reason, and the challenge is made to prove that honour. Thus, the duel.

Being that this is a matter of honour, pride, and all that other sort of lot, it is only sensible that the point would be to best the other in the proving of it. Therefore, the best circumstances would be hand-to-hand combat.

Fighting hand-to-hand, especially under honourable rules, is a direct confrontation and display of physical and mental strength, is incredibly flexible and dynamic, is a metaphor of application of force, with the controlled body as the weapon, reveals the character of the combatant through the style and manner they fight, and has the benefit of bruised bones and egos, rather than a wasteful, senseless death signifying little. Given two very roughly-matched opponents, hand-to-hand combat requires a concert of strategy and strength in order to best the opposite, a clear demonstration of superiority, and is therefore the best reflection of honour, character, and the lot.

Should the duel require death as the conclusion, for whatever necessarily extreme reasons, the sword is the ideal choice. The sword is yet again a metaphor for force, as it requires both strength and skill wield, and intelligence to utilize. It is very swiftly and smoothly lethal when used properly, but against an opponent with skill, every maneuver can be countered. Thus, like with hand-to-hand, with the sword a dynamic of point and counterpoint is established, and besting the other with a clean kill requires the other to be thoroughly outmatched and outmaneuvered, and again superiority established. The basic concepts can less-lethally be found in other weapons, such as the staff.

The issue with the gun, however, is that it's too simple, too direct, and has much smaller margins for skill. Whereas sword and hand require a multitude of elements working together, and is a direct extension of the body, the firearm operates independently, and is simply manipulated into functioning with desired effect. Now, the gun is an exceedingly useful device, and I rather like them, myself. However, as for settling disputes of honour, it is rather unsuited. With the other methods, every motion can be countered, in numerous fashions and effects. The lead projectile, however, has no counter or response, as once fired, it is either on target, or is not. There is no Max Payne solution. Either something hits, or it doesn't. Also, the interaction is severely limited. The duel essentially rests on the whims of chance, as even the best-trained shooter has natural variance, the gun itself has natural variance, and practically nobody is as accurate as you think they are by a mile. Even format is less satisfying. The classic speed draw is near-instant, largely chance-dependent, and likely as not to end up with both dead. Any arena-style confrontation also relies on luck of positioning and aim, given how fickle and definitive firearms are.

What firearms lack is that synergy, of all elements of body and mind utilized in concert, an expression of man in his whole within combat. It reduces man with honour as a being with meaning to a doll tossed about on the winds of fate.

And that's just no good.