Poll: Choose your Apocalypse

[bl4ckh4wk64]

U.S. gets invaded.

That's really the only one where I'd have some sort of chance of trying to defend myself.
I mean, I could never be able to kill my friends if they got bitten, I wouldn't be able to survive some sort of a nuclear fallout. Aliens would just fuck us all up. The Earth will never turn into a forest and robots will never take over.

Truth be told, I'd prefer an end brought on by the Reapers. At least then I'll know I'm right.

 

[Stako]

I've always dreamed of Xenomorphs taking over my city, because you get triple the fun - you get being scared shitless, you get to search for hives AND you get zombies. Perfect!

But I chose Zombie Apocalypse, because I think it's the funies. I like to smack things in the face with the shoval, if it happens I wouldnt be asked 'what did you do that for' all of the time...

 

[ChupathingyX]

Well I don't live in America so not the first one.

But a zombie apocalypse sounds like fun. It would give me and my friends a reason to dress up, fortify a building and kill things while yelling out stupid one-liners.

 

[TheHaunted]

I went with forest because if I'm going to be fighting for my life, I want the threat to be as vague and faceless as possible. Robot would be a close second I guess.

 

[chainer1216]

An alien invasion would probably just kill the humans. Nothing would be missed. Maybe the planet would be a nice place again..

nah, we'd try to nuke them with our dying breath and theyre sheilds will protect them, but the radiation will kill the rest of the life on the planet.


also: awesome avatar.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

What is it with nerds and zombies? Do they have some sort of fetish?
Anyway, I'll take the Robotic Apocalypse. I prefer a quick, clean death.

 

[Mr Companion]

I don't get how America being invaded = end of world but whatever I guess ill go for the ol zombies, and ill join team zombie as the ironic brains of the operation.

 

[Lola0188]

Aliens. Women have had love affairs with humans, machines, and zombies... time for something new

 

[ScumbagEddie]

It's not on here, but I say Religious end of the world. I want to see who's really right and I may want to try to kill something mythical.

 

[pixiejedi]

Zombies, I have a friend who has everything mapped out and planned. He is a borderline sociopath and I would love to be the one who gets infected purely to wipe his superior ass off the face of the earth. Also because I saw AAAh Zombies and it doesn't seem that bad of a lifestyle

 

[ethan22122]

It's a toss up between nuclear(hopefully radiation has subsided, or the nuclear weapons have'nt been directed at me(Australia)) because I love mad max and fallout, or a zombie apocolypse.

 

[MrGalactus]

Please explain option 5 a little more, OP.

 

[Murray Whitwell]

An alien invasion would probably just kill the humans. Nothing would be missed. Maybe the planet would be a nice place again..

nah, we'd try to nuke them with our dying breath and theyre sheilds will protect them, but the radiation will kill the rest of the life on the planet.


also: awesome avatar.

Good point. I can picture us going out kicking and screaming like the species of infantile, self important fools that we are, and taking everything else down with us.
Also thanks! Voltaire fans are difficult to come by :[

 

[Elric Randall]

Robopocalypse would only be an issue for the people that wanted to keep their humanity around. I'd be on the other side. >.>

 

[Kevon Huggins]

plague of disease sets out and murder most of humanity but some people stopped it and created a civilization but anyway out side is highly contamined

 

[Janktrio]

Zombie apocalypse all the way! To survive all you need is a gun and working fingers to use said gun. No wait! A flamethrower would be better than a gun. Just imagine going to town and watching zombies burn, now THAT is fun!

Disagree about the flamethrower. It may be a pyromaniac's wet dream, but it is highly impractical because it burns (pun?) through it's fuel fast and the fuel for them could be scarce whereas you'd be able to find normal bullets for all types of normal guns just laying around.

I dunno man. If it's a homemade flamethrower that doesn't require specialized fuel you could just use propane tanks and other easy to find sources of fuel. Pyro's flamethrower anyone?

 

[KefkaCultist]

Zombie apocalypse all the way! To survive all you need is a gun and working fingers to use said gun. No wait! A flamethrower would be better than a gun. Just imagine going to town and watching zombies burn, now THAT is fun!

Disagree about the flamethrower. It may be a pyromaniac's wet dream, but it is highly impractical because it burns (pun?) through it's fuel fast and the fuel for them could be scarce whereas you'd be able to find normal bullets for all types of normal guns just laying around.

I dunno man. If it's a homemade flamethrower that doesn't require specialized fuel you could just use propane tanks and other easy to find sources of fuel. Pyro's flamethrower anyone?

Easy-to-find, but what about easy-to-carry? I'm a person who's never been a fan of heavy weapons so I am biased, but in a zombie apocalypse I think speed is pretty important and the weight of you flamethrower plus its fuel containment is sure to slow you down a bit.

If it's like Night of the Living Dead zombies then speed isn't a big deal, but if this is like Dawn of the Dead/Left for Dead stuff then I wouldn't leave any corners very often.

 

[Shuswah_Noir]

"You are exlied from the last safe place on earth and are forced to live in the forest that plagues the earth"

I voted for this, it just seems more appealing, even though part of me wants to see the zombie apocalypse, just because my parents keep looking at me funny for reading books about zombies/zombie apocalypse.

Wait, Russia?
They're not even communists any more!

That's just what they want you to think