Poll: Chuck Norris!

[Adrian Madhog]

Okay, can anyone come up with some new Chuck Norris' jokes around here?

I don't know, something like: "Chuck Norris is not a man of church, churches are made after him". I know it's awful... has the Internet run out of jokes about Chuck Norris?

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Ugh, there's something I was hoping was dead. Chuck Norris jokes are even worse than "the cake is a lie' jokes. They were old, tired, and in desperate need of their well deserved grave somewhere in the area of five minutes after someone made the very first one.

 

[Rathcoole]

No need. The way I see it now days Chuck Norris is just one big joke. (and no I probably would not say that to his face)

 

[Hungry Donner]

I was sick of them years ago

 

[Actual]

Gravity was created to trap Chuck Norris on the Earth, it failed.

The reason we never see the dark side of the moon is because it's hiding from Chuck Norris.

Fairly certain I made these up, but I may have heard them and just forgotten about where.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

If you woke up this morning... It was because Chuck Norris spared your life. Be grateful.

 

[DirtyMagic]

Oh boy...
Yeah, quite enough with the Chuck Norris jokes.
If a meme doesn't appear on Memebase anymore, it means it's over with.
And I haven't seen good old Chuck on there for mooooonths, save a few small occasions.
So let the old chap rest.

 

[Adrian Madhog]

If you woke up this morning... It was because Chick Norris spared your life. Be grateful.

I'd like to meet thi CHICK Norris of yours XD