Depends if you went to school in a prison or not...
EDIT: Mind you, our school building was so old the showers didn't work.
EDIT: Mind you, our school building was so old the showers didn't work.
Poll: Comparing penises in the shower.
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haha well if that were the case here, (no offense intended by this) but our fat/ghetto kids would never pass p.e. then, they would have hell trying to do some of those things everyday. they do participate but in the most minimal way possible (walking around the track doing nothing basically), and most teachers don't want to have them in their class again so they pass em with a D ( D is barely passing, idk what your grading scale is based on)Jonluw said:Apparently. I'm absolutely dumbfounded.trollnystan said:Wow. Your P.E. sounds really lax.gmaverick019 said:
Over here it works sort of different. First of all, participation is required like in any other class, and you get grades, again like in any other class.
If you manage to get through the class without breaking a sweat, you either have a broken leg, or you are going to get a really poor grade.
A normal P.E. class consists of us playing basketball or bandy or football (that's soccer to you), which doesn't really wear us completely out (we're still pretty damn sweaty though).
However, certain parts of the year we will focus on strength. Then, an average class works like this:
Do push-ups for 2 minutes, 1 minute break. 2 more minutes of push-ups, 1 minute break.
Pull-ups for 2 minutes, 1 minute break. 2 more minutes of pull-ups, 1 minute break.
Sit-ups for 2 minutes, 1 minute break...
etc. for an hour or so.
Then we have the parts of the year when we focus on endurance. Those are the worst parts. Last time, we had to constantly run and jump our way through an obstacle course for an hour. I was practically dead at the end of that lesson.
Two times a year, most schools (after 7th grade) will also ask you to either run 3000 metres (2 miles) or take the Cooper test (run as far as you can in 12 minutes).
My personal record on the 3000 meter test is 11 minutes and 17 seconds.
I do worse on the Cooper test for some reason. I only reach 2900 metres.
As for the showering twice a day thing: I have P.E. class first thing in the morning, so I just skip my morning shower and take it at school instead.
Also (not a reply to you per se): People get stalls in their showers? Wow. We just have an open room with showerheads sticking out of the wall.
in our p.e. we do play sports all the time, usually its a tri-weekly thing (do volleyball for 3 weeks,then kickball, then basketball, then football/soccer)
we do endurance testing things in spring/fall, but its not required to run or anything, personally i hate just doing flat out endurance so i usually skipped those portions to go play whatever sport we were playing. and partially being an athlete i only had to go 50-60% to beat your average person in p.e. for stuff so that's possibly/probably why we didn't get too sweaty, plus it's humid as hell where i live so we are really used to having it hot and heavy in fall/spring.
i will admit in every school we do have a big square room with shower heads that are older than my frickin parents are but they are only used for getting chlorine out of your hair from swimming.
p.s. nice job on that 2 miles time, thats pretty damn good, personally i never did that good on those, but if you told me to go play soccer/football for 2-3 hours i could do that and be just fine afterwards
People blatantly check out each others cocks in the gym I go to. But then gyms do seem to be a meeting place for guys who love standing around chatting to their friends with their junk hanging out. Never seen anyone talk about cock though.
I think the sex education scenario is more of an ideal, very feminist inspired, that somehow we'd all get it out and look at each other and realize that we aren't hideous or disgusting and that actually there's a natural range of different sizes and shapes that have no bearing on who we are and then, perhaps, as a culture, we can move on from constantly obsessing about it.
But that seems incredibly unlikely.
I think the sex education scenario is more of an ideal, very feminist inspired, that somehow we'd all get it out and look at each other and realize that we aren't hideous or disgusting and that actually there's a natural range of different sizes and shapes that have no bearing on who we are and then, perhaps, as a culture, we can move on from constantly obsessing about it.
But that seems incredibly unlikely.
After PE? Never. PE was a normal class at the end of the day so noone had any time to shower. Take too long and you got locked in.
After School sports on the other hand, people showered. There might of been the odd remark and some people showered in their underwear but really, there was nothing said.
Why so curious Op, does it kinda turn you on?
After School sports on the other hand, people showered. There might of been the odd remark and some people showered in their underwear but really, there was nothing said.
Why so curious Op, does it kinda turn you on?
Having a bunch of macho guys comparing their sizes in a school shower ranks right up there in "list of experiences I never want to have any part in" somewhere in front of "slapped with a fish" and right below "having my cock bitten during oral sex".Jasper Jeffs said:
Sure, guys whipping their dicks out in a shower to flash them around sounds ideal for a cock-loving sexual deviant such as myself, but the reality of it is that it's one of those situations that's better left in potential fantasies, since in reality it will always be a MASSIVELY awkward situation at best, the set-up to a pre-planned gangbang at worst.
Those are called never-nudes, and it's a very serious and not at all funny phenomenon!Jonluw said:
...and I will brook no scorn and ridicule from you sassy mcnassies!
Never has crossed my mind once. Even when I was in highschool football. I never thought of glancing at another persons dick. Even when I was in boot camp. I never thought of it. If you want to compare your dick size to someone just watch a porno lol and do it in the privacy of your own home. I don't see what comparing it open and socially benefits or why people even would do this. Though I am not afraid to say how large I am. I am not shy about it, but I am not just going to come out and say it either.
I also never saw this sex ed video. THough things could of changed since I took sex ed about 10 years ago, so I don't know. All I remember watching was the mother shit out a baby. Then the birds and teh bees video. Everything else I just learned from porn and hookers.
I also never saw this sex ed video. THough things could of changed since I took sex ed about 10 years ago, so I don't know. All I remember watching was the mother shit out a baby. Then the birds and teh bees video. Everything else I just learned from porn and hookers.
I'm beginning to think that, whatever texts are being used for sex education in public schools, the publishers themselves are too embarrassed to edit or fact-check them, leaving the authors free to put whatever the hell they want into them.
This sounds a lot like someone assuming that what they went through was inevitable.
This sounds a lot like someone assuming that what they went through was inevitable.
Oh lord, have you got it twisted. Marvin Gaye = lovemaking music.Jonluw said:
It may be more difficult to find now that they tend to use crappy post-techno or no music at all. Maybe google 80's (or 90's) porn funk and see what comes up? Hell, there may even be some on Pandora. Or, alternately, you may be able to contact some of the people who worked on the soundtracks for movies like Boogie Nights and Orgazmo! Please tell me your purpose in finding this music is to use it in a parody or documentary.
You would think so, but you always get the kids who are too chicken to shower, or just decide that showering in Axe is good enough....Jonluw said:
OT: We were told about it, how people used it to haze or something like that. Never happened though, every guy just kinda went about their business and got in and out, nobody really delayed or anything (except for the punks who thought it was SOOOOO cool that they had dip in school. What a bunch of rebels...)
Uhh... no.
I've attended school P.E. I've played for a local sports team. I've done army training. All of them involved group showers and at no point did anyone overtly compare their genitals.
I have heard indirect references to the practice though.
I've attended school P.E. I've played for a local sports team. I've done army training. All of them involved group showers and at no point did anyone overtly compare their genitals.
I have heard indirect references to the practice though.
Our's is on a scale from 1 to 6, where 6 is best, and 1 is failing.gmaverick019 said:haha well if that were the case here, (no offense intended by this) but our fat/ghetto kids would never pass p.e. then, they would have hell trying to do some of those things everyday. they do participate but in the most minimal way possible (walking around the track doing nothing basically), and most teachers don't want to have them in their class again so they pass em with a D ( D is barely passing, idk what your grading scale is based on)Jonluw said:Wow. Your P.E. sounds really lax.
Over here it works sort of different. First of all, participation is required like in any other class, and you get grades, again like in any other class.
If you manage to get through the class without breaking a sweat, you either have a broken leg, or you are going to get a really poor grade.
A normal P.E. class consists of us playing basketball or bandy or football (that's soccer to you
However, certain parts of the year we will focus on strength. Then, an average class works like this:
Do push-ups for 2 minutes, 1 minute break. 2 more minutes of push-ups, 1 minute break.
Pull-ups for 2 minutes, 1 minute break. 2 more minutes of pull-ups, 1 minute break.
Sit-ups for 2 minutes, 1 minute break...
etc. for an hour or so.
Then we have the parts of the year when we focus on endurance. Those are the worst parts. Last time, we had to constantly run and jump our way through an obstacle course for an hour. I was practically dead at the end of that lesson.
Two times a year, most schools (after 7th grade) will also ask you to either run 3000 metres (2 miles) or take the Cooper test (run as far as you can in 12 minutes).
My personal record on the 3000 meter test is 11 minutes and 17 seconds.
I do worse on the Cooper test for some reason. I only reach 2900 metres.
As for the showering twice a day thing: I have P.E. class first thing in the morning, so I just skip my morning shower and take it at school instead.
Also (not a reply to you per se): People get stalls in their showers? Wow. We just have an open room with showerheads sticking out of the wall.
It is built a little different from your's though. 6 is reserved for exceptional performances, while 5 and 4 are the "broadest" grades, covering the vast majority of scores.
A 5- is basically a B.
Thanks. I'm not in that good shape now though. That was back when I was 15...
Mind you, 3000 metres is slightly less than 2 miles.
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Hahaha, it used to happen at the school I was in. There were a lot of athletes and gym goers. Nearly all of them would pretend they were gay by making grunting noises, grabbing people's dicks or doing other gay shit like licking their face. I don't know why they did it, I assume to make people feel uncomfortable. They saw it as a joke, I don't think they realised how gay it actually was. It reminds me of this:ReservoirAngel said:
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But yeah, there was a lot of dick comparing in that school. I usually chose not to shower, but one PE teacher liked to force me to shower, telling me if I don't get in he will get me expelled, major pedo.
I always heard about it, but it's not something I ever thought actually happened.
The girls' changing room is a little more open about things, than it seems the guys' is from the thread so far, but showers aren't particularly social affairs.
The girls' changing room is a little more open about things, than it seems the guys' is from the thread so far, but showers aren't particularly social affairs.
hmm, this is... interesting, to say the least. >.>Nimcha said:I have no idea. But let me just say, I used to compare my boobs to the others. So I can understand why guys would do this.
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