Poll: Crossovers that will never happen

[darksakul]

I am thinking of a list of Crossovers that will never happen, not because the characters or series is too incompatible, but they complement each other too well. Example Blue's Clues and 24.
Jack Bauer Saves the day in 15 minuets instead of 24 hours with his new magical cartoon sidekick Blue automatically pointing out every clue. Another one, Lord of the Rings and Slayers, "No one simply walks into Mordor", no, not until Lina Inverse Blows up half of Mordor with a Dragon Slave. The Battle of Helm's Deep, Done in mere minuets with Lina's trigger happy spells. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Scooby Doo, No Chase scenes or elaborate traps plans needed to catch the fake monsters, as the turtles would grab the crook and beat in senseless in minuets, I would of gotten away with it too if it was not for those Nosy Kids, that damn dog and those turtle looking guys".

I could go on.

What insane crossovers you can think will never happen because the story will be over too quickly. Dr Who vs Star Trek the Next Generation, with the Doctor pwning the whole Klingon or Romulan empires based on pure witts alone?

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

What the hell is Slayers?

 

[darksakul]

What the hell is Slayers?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slayers
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=657
http://www.funimation.com/slayers/

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

Oh an anime, that's why I never heard of it

 

[darksakul]

its an Anime loosely based in a D&D style world, where the main character Lina Inverse cast spells that makes Final Fantasy mages cry. Lina Inverse once blew up a whole mountain to show that she could using her signature attack spell.

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

Doubt I'll ever watch it, I avoid anime

 

[ScarletRider]

Power rangers and Super Sentai. With subtitles.

Never going to happen, but would be interesting.

 

[thiosk]

Kirk and picard team up with a borg version of janeway and travel into the future to save the whales (again, the Japanese love whale even in the 25th century). Unfortunately, they create a hole in the warp and the four gods of Chaos burst forth into federation space. Realizing the chaos gods have left the warp, the imperium decides to pursue them and attack the entire world of star trek for the emperor. Suddenly, han solo pilots the millennium falcon into my little pony, once upon a time.

 

[TheHaunted]

Mickey Mouse wielding the brush from Epic Mickey and Amaterasu from Okami. That much magic paint would completely dominate any enemy foolish enough to stand against them.

 

[Athol]

RoboCop vs. T-800 Terminator
Detroit will NOT survive.

 

[Spade Lead]

Kirk and picard team up with a borg version of janeway and travel into the future to save the whales (again, the Japanese love whale even in the 25th century). Unfortunately, they create a hole in the warp and the four gods of Chaos burst forth into federation space. Realizing the chaos gods have left the warp, the imperium decides to pursue them and attack the entire world of star trek for the emperor. Suddenly, han solo pilots the millennium falcon into my little pony, once upon a time.

I don't know where to begin, just...

*Slow Clap*

 

[Antitonic]

Dr Who vs Star Trek the Next Generation, with the Doctor pwning the whole Klingon or Romulan empires based on pure witts alone?

Spoiler: So, something like this then?

So, something like this then?

As for a new idea, mix Dexter with House. Sure, the medical mysteries will inexplicably be caused by "knife wound", but just imagine the chemistry!

 

[Someone Depressing]

EarthBound + Heavy Rain

Funny Depresion!

 

[Mr Companion]

Crysis vs Crackdown! 2 armies of super soldiers battle it out for no reason at all! Who's bland muscle heads will triumph over what where? Who cares!

 

[Creepybard]

Kirk and picard team up with a borg version of janeway and travel into the future to save the whales (again, the Japanese love whale even in the 25th century). Unfortunately, they create a hole in the warp and the four gods of Chaos burst forth into federation space. Realizing the chaos gods have left the warp, the imperium decides to pursue them and attack the entire world of star trek for the emperor. Suddenly, han solo pilots the millennium falcon into my little pony, once upon a time.

Oh my god yes!

 

[FalloutJack]

The cast of Firefly in Star Wars.

 

[tomtom94]

Can't believe no-one posted this yet...

 

[Zannah]

The cast of Firefly in Star Wars.

That'd be one short movie.

Ot: The Galactic Empire curbstomping the federation, to settle the Star Wars vs. Star trek debate once and for all, via genocide.

Oh, also I want to see Abel Nightroad duel Alucard, and Hei duel Batman.

 

[Antwerp Caveman]

Ok, weirdest Crossover Ever: Star Trek TOS, Transformers G1, Ghostbusters, GI Joe and zombies.
How would that even work?

Oh wait, IDW Comics is doing that in a giant event. It's actually in stores now.

 

[Toriver]

Batman receives reports of a strange string of deaths in Gotham that don't match any phenomenon he has ever seen before, in Gotham City or elsewhere. He calls his fellow Justice League members about it, but they are all as stumped as he is. They just seemed to collapse, the causes of the deaths completely unknown. Not even murderers such as the Joker or Ra's al-Ghul, or even another mastermind such as the Riddler can figure it out. It could not have been one of them, as they are locked up in Arkham. Though that is a good thing for them, as even some of Batman's greatest threats who still roamed Gotham's streets have fallen victim to the mysterious curse. While investigating one death, Batman is introduced to a special investigator on the case, who simply goes by the name of "L". L explains that the deaths are actually murders, caused by an item known as the Death Note, and that it is likely that Batman's mask and secret identity are the only things protecting him from the same fate. Together, using their combined brainpower and technology, Batman and L work to catch the murderous owner of the Death Note.