Necroswanson's "doing stuff" count for '08:
Self Destructs: 10. 6 in Texas, 2 in Washington, one self destruct out of anger after respawning in Texas. 1 in space.
Orphans obliterated: A shameful 6.
Orphans eaten: 15
Orphans kicked, stepped on, spat upon, urinated upon, thrown of bridges: 7
Women broken up with in a horrible fashion: 1 (unfortunately I was unable to drive her to kill herself)
Steps taken towards complete domination: 12/523
Non-homeless persons killed: 4
Hobo's tripped: 4
Times vacationed in hell: 2
Caused Stock Market crashes: 1
Small animals kicked into traffic: 8
Big animals kicked into traffic: 4
People kicked into traffic: 3
Women kicked out of traffic and onto train track: 6
CD's purchased: 4
Racist jokes told to UltraJoe: 0
Times said "dude": 1,657,987,265,400,123,874,990,136,234 SQUARED!
Times called a women "dude": 18
Penguins eaten: 4
Endangered species made unendangered then re-endangered: 3
Whales punched:4
Times written a list of all the awesome things I do on a daily basis: 4
So, as you can see, this was The Necroswanson's year of the slacker. Not much productivity. But then again, I've been busy doing art.