Fuck it, I'm going to get some Martinis and some ladies and haul up somewhere until this whole thing blows over.
Poll: December 21,2012. What do you think will happen?
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So they predicted eclipses... and? What, is the world going to be ended by an eclipse? And they wrote down these eclipse dates and that there was going to be one, right? Well then what did they right on the last date? Nothing? And they predicted their demise so accurately.
Hmm, well then I think what they did is they were doing the callenders and they either thought to themselves "Wow, this is really far ahead... I guess we can stop making calenders now... Hey, whats that over the horizon? Ooh boats, fun times for the win!" and then they all got massacred by the Spanish... Actually why doesnt anyone say that about the Spanish? I mean everyone still holds Germany in a bit of an iffy place with their attempted Genocide but the Spanish actually wiped out a race, being the Aztecs. And the Portuges, they wiped out the Dodo's... I wanted a pet Dodo as soon as I heard about them, then 5 seconds later I found out they were all dead!
Hmm, well then I think what they did is they were doing the callenders and they either thought to themselves "Wow, this is really far ahead... I guess we can stop making calenders now... Hey, whats that over the horizon? Ooh boats, fun times for the win!" and then they all got massacred by the Spanish... Actually why doesnt anyone say that about the Spanish? I mean everyone still holds Germany in a bit of an iffy place with their attempted Genocide but the Spanish actually wiped out a race, being the Aztecs. And the Portuges, they wiped out the Dodo's... I wanted a pet Dodo as soon as I heard about them, then 5 seconds later I found out they were all dead!
There has been plenty of times where the world could have potentially ended, but it hasn't. Therefore it won't next time.
They're not rpedicting the end of the world. It's the end of the world as we know it.
I predict government collapse etc. if anything.
Although the world as the Mayans knew it has been gone for centuries.
I predict government collapse etc. if anything.
Although the world as the Mayans knew it has been gone for centuries.
Nothing is going to happen. It might be the end of me since i Never could christmas shopping done
Anyone ever heard of nostradamus, people believed him. Do sensible people believe in him? Was he right mostly? NO
Anyway if they could calculate the end of the world I'd like to know how.
Anyway if they could calculate the end of the world I'd like to know how.
Who's coming??
This is going to be a long post. But as the world is ending, you may as well read it.
Now I myself did not believe in such tom fooloery about the world ending on a set day, prophesized by ancient civilizations long destroyed. But I have done a little research and I have grave news. GRAVE...NEWS.
The world will end on 31st December 2009. I have studied many calendars, the JOKE-A-DAY calendar, the Harry Potter 2009 calendar and I have thoroughly researched the UK's Hottest Babes calendar. All of them end after the 31st of December. Therefore, despite me having no scientific qualifications/ knowledge, I predict that we are all fucked.
So I have devised my plan for the 31/12/09 or the 21/12/2012 so that I can fully enjoy the end of the world.
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10AM: I will wake up, earlier than normal, might as well make the most of the last day on Earth eh?
11AM: After flicking through some porn, I'll have a little wash, not a shower though, its the last day so who cares about hygiene.
12AM: Have a big lunch, maybe a sandwich with more than 3 fillings, maybe with something alcoholic on the side.
1PM: Watch all the episodes of Lost online (piracy isnt a crime when the world is fucked).
10PM: Realise that I havent done any Xmas shopping, start doing it online.
10:12PM: Finished shopping and wait for the end of the world.
00.01AM: Start looking forward to the next apocalypse.
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Now I myself did not believe in such tom fooloery about the world ending on a set day, prophesized by ancient civilizations long destroyed. But I have done a little research and I have grave news. GRAVE...NEWS.
The world will end on 31st December 2009. I have studied many calendars, the JOKE-A-DAY calendar, the Harry Potter 2009 calendar and I have thoroughly researched the UK's Hottest Babes calendar. All of them end after the 31st of December. Therefore, despite me having no scientific qualifications/ knowledge, I predict that we are all fucked.
So I have devised my plan for the 31/12/09 or the 21/12/2012 so that I can fully enjoy the end of the world.
[small]
10AM: I will wake up, earlier than normal, might as well make the most of the last day on Earth eh?
11AM: After flicking through some porn, I'll have a little wash, not a shower though, its the last day so who cares about hygiene.
12AM: Have a big lunch, maybe a sandwich with more than 3 fillings, maybe with something alcoholic on the side.
1PM: Watch all the episodes of Lost online (piracy isnt a crime when the world is fucked).
10PM: Realise that I havent done any Xmas shopping, start doing it online.
10:12PM: Finished shopping and wait for the end of the world.
00.01AM: Start looking forward to the next apocalypse.
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The mayans will come in their starfleet and annihilate the earth. I know cos internet told me. Thus it's 100% fact.
The end is near... The end... Is... Near...
(Not.)
The end is near... The end... Is... Near...
(Not.)
December 21st? Well that sucks we have to buy everyone Christmas presents and go through the whole hell of the festive season but we don't even get to actually celebrate.
But the Mayan calender doesn't use our calender system does it? so doesn't that mean it won't be 2012 on the Mayan calender?