Poll: Devil: Your predictions?

[Stone Wera]

We all know that M. Nigh Shyamalan is famous for the twist endings he's so crazy about, and that he's got a new movie coming out. So the obvious must be asked, what's Shyamallama got in mind?

The movie is about several people trapped in a elevator, one of them is the Devil. Well, that was a much shorter explanation than I expected.

My predictions for the twist ending is that the the Devil is the elevator itself! Who could've seen that coming? So what do you think? Is it the unassuming old lady, the skip roping girl scout, or that shifty looking guy in the corner with the blood all over his hockey mask?

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

I betcha it will be something stupid like: the devil is inside all of us... blah blah blah.

 

[Firoth]

The devil is on top of the elevator, slowly cutting through the cable with a pair of pliers.

 

[Lust]

That they were all insane to begin with............

 

[unoleian]

It's the elevator. Definitely. Or, more specifically, the button for the third floor.

 

[Ken Sapp]

There is no devil

 

[Jedamethis]

There is no Devil, but they all get suspicious and kill each other.

 

[tomtom94]

The twist ending is that M Night Shyamalanadingdong can put out whatever crap he likes and SOMEONE will pay him money to go and see it.

In reality, it might actually not have a twist ending, given it's part of an upcoming series if I recall.

 

[Discord]

I think Devil will be something that not involves the human element like the Building was cursed or something, If not its going to be because of some that happened a LONG time ago and it just happens to a few unlucky bastards every few years or something.

 

[tijuanatim]

My prediction is that since M. Night Shmancypants' name is attached to it, it will suck. Hopefully suck so bad that it scraps the plan for this to be a trilogy.

 

[Dango]

I betcha it will be something stupid like: the devil is inside all of us... blah blah blah.

Yeah, probably this. And if does that I will probably run up to the movie projector and break it apart with my bare hands (or bear hands, whichever I feel like).

 

[linkzeldi]

Five bucks, the devil is the chick.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I betcha it will be something stupid like: the devil is inside all of us... blah blah blah.

Yeah, probably this. And if does that I will probably run up to the movie projector and break it apart with my bare hands (or bear hands, whichever I feel like).

It will no doubt be this. As you can see, the "something even more stupid than the rest of the options" poll choice is the dominant in this thread. It's Shyamalan. Come on.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

This movie looks like it might be fantastic as a 15 minute short, but as a full length movie, it's going to blow.

 

[Loop Stricken]

The corpse.

Gets up at the end like in Saw.

 

[Xojins]

My guess is that all the characters had some hand in something terrible that happened in some way, yet they don't become aware that what they've contributed to is bad (until they get stuck in the elevator of course) and they all die or something.

But most likely, it'll be the trees.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I'm guessing there is no devil, they are just paranoid.

By the way, how the fuck did he get funding for this? "K Guys, I got it: There are 5 people trapped on an elevator, and one of them is the Devil"

Either he sucked some serious dick, or the producers smoked some serious crack.

 

[Loop Stricken]

But most likely, it'll be the trees.

Or the poisonous camo'd alien.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

It turns out to be a good movie. WHAT A TWIST!

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Why can't he ever just make a movie that doesn't have a stupid twist at the end?
It will most likely be something no one thought of because it was either completely obvious or completely stupid.