2012: nuh-uh.ICanBreakTheseCuffs said:you know,2012,global warming,nuclear destruction,sickness,aliens,terminators,wal-mart,chuck norris roundhouse kicking the world into submission,will all that really happen or is this all rubbish?
Only feasible options for armageddon at the moment, but if i were to say, I think Global warming will totally have Earth uninhabitable fairly shortly if nothing is done, the planet is already heating up (Inb4 Lol, there was snow last winter hurr durrrrrr) the damage has been done, glaciers on the land are melting running into sea rasing sea levels, doom and gloom, [sub] while things go boom in dexters' lab [/sub]ICanBreakTheseCuffs said:global warming,nuclear destruction
And the thread has officially been defeated, at least the opening examples.BonsaiK said:Which apocalypse? You've named quite a few.
2012: nuh-uh.ICanBreakTheseCuffs said:you know,2012,global warming,nuclear destruction,sickness,aliens,terminators,wal-mart,chuck norris roundhouse kicking the world into submission,will all that really happen or is this all rubbish?
Global Warming: is real (well, "climate change"). Won't kill us though.
Nukes: are obsolete. The days of nuclear war are over in human history. Modern weapons do the job cleaner and better.
Sickness: won't wipe us out. Hasn't yet.
Aliens: have their own problems.
Terminators: are busy chasing the aliens.
Wal-Mart: will exist as long as you continue to shop there. Won't end the world but may sell a few bits of it off real cheap.
Chuck Norris: is a religious fundamentalist and therfore probably the most scary thing in this thread. Probably won't end the world, might give it a few bruises though.
We cant be dependant on blowing ourselves upto save us i'm afraid ;-; plus, a geiger conter (i think thats what you meant?) would only be the start, you'd need 75 years worth of preservable food, and growing more is impossible, obviously. so either way, lets just fuck it and live ;Dblakfayt said:Of course if nukes go off and put the world into a nuclear winter that would cancel out global warming now wouldn't it? and we have all those nifty fall out shelters that could still save us from the blast and avoiding the 75 year radiation half-life is as easy as getting one of those counter things (don't make me spell the word I can't spell) Life would be hard, but we wouldn't burn up, of course we could always dump a few tons of ice in the arctic and see if that helps.Burwood123 said:Only feasible options for armageddon at the moment, but if i were to say, I think Global warming will totally have Earth uninhabitable fairly shortly if nothing is done, the planet is already heating up (Inb4 Lol, there was snow last winter hurr durrrrrr) the damage has been done, glaciers on the land are melting running into sea rasing sea levels, doom and gloom, [sub] while things go boom in dexters' lab [/sub]ICanBreakTheseCuffs said:global warming,nuclear destruction