Poll: Do you fake it?

[KhaosElement]

Man...unless you've got some crazy control or live in a wacky romance comedy, it'd be REALLY hard to fake that as a guy.

Also, I'd rather get told what I'm doing wrong so I can actually make her do it for real.

Also also, I wish I got it enough to worry about her faking it.

 

[daftalchemist]

I couldn't fake it if I tried. I'm the person you don't want as a neighbor because even a pillow can barely stifle me.

And I would hate it if my partner ever faked it. I feel terrible if I'm the only one enjoying myself. It makes me feel selfish, or that I didn't try hard enough with foreplay, or any number of reasons/excuses my brain can come up with.

 

[daftalchemist]

Man...unless you've got some crazy control or live in a wacky romance comedy, it'd be REALLY hard to fake that as a guy.

Also, I'd rather get told what I'm doing wrong so I can actually make her do it for real.

Also also, I wish I got it enough to worry about her faking it.

I have a friend who faked it once. He didn't really want to sleep with the girl, but I guess was desperate enough to do so anyway. Then he ended up regretting that desperation and faked it to end it.

 

[Johnny Impact]

Never faked it and I wouldn't want my girlfriend to fake it. It just wouldn't feel right to be dishonest with each other at such an intimate moment.

I mean...

NAW BRO, NEITHER OF US FAKES IT CAUSE I MAKE THE LADIES SCREAM AND SEX ALWAYS FEELS AWESOME AND EMOTIONS ARE FOR PUSSIES DUDE!

Whew, dodged a bullet there...

Ninja'd. But seriously, ladies, don't fake it! If you think you're doing him a favor you're wrong. Lying to him is the wrong way. If you do you'll have to fake it again and again and again because all you're doing is teaching him that what he's doing is working when it really isn't. Any man worth the skin he's printed on wants you to come as badly as he wants to himself. He wants you to enjoy it. Sex without orgasm is like a sundae without the fudge: it's good but the whole time all you're thinking about is what's missing. Teaching your man how to help you get there is a better gift for both of you than faking it could ever be.

 

[Johnny Impact]

Hmm, double post. That's never happened before. Sorry about that, hon. Just, umm, just give me ten minutes, okay?

 

[Luthir Fontaine]

Never faked it...but has my wife...? I dont know in the after glow im not a very good lie detector

 

[loc978]

I don't really identify with this guy, I'm sort of in the majority of this thread. Male, no and no.
-still, hilarious.

 

[Daggedawg]

I don't fake, and I don't want my partner to fake, but if there is something I can do to make her feel better, then I would like her to tell me.

 

[NLS]

I'm waaaaay to early to worry about stuff like that (22, currently about 4.5 months into my first relationship), but...

I really don't know if I'd even have a chance to fake it. Judging from my...er...."alone time" if you want to call it that, I'd probably get there way too fast. Although I don't think I'd fake it. Also, if she had an orgasm on her end, and I'm REALLY not getting there, I'd probably just stop.

I don't think I'd like her to fake it, and if there's something I need to do better (or she just wants to stop), then by all means, she should just say so.

Wait, it sounds to me like you two haven't done it yet? :O

OT: Nope, never done, and I don't think she has. Everything seems fine.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm a guy and my partner's are guys. Unless we hook up some weird invisible device to ourselves that produces fake semen, it's pretty much impossible to fake it without the other person noticing.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Wait, it sounds to me like you two haven't done it yet? :O

OT: Nope, never done, and I don't think she has. Everything seems fine.

Nope, not yet. We haven't gotten to that point yet. We haven't even been dating half a year yet!

It's my first ever relationship, and her first really serious one, so cut us some slack! XD