Poll: Do you have children?

[JMeganSnow]

Do people on this forum have kids? Do you want kids? Hate kids? Just curious.

Me, I don't want children, although there's a slim possibility I might change my mind under the right circumstances.

 

[Ionait]

poof

 

[EeveeElectro]

I laughed at the 'Don't know' option.
If your a woman, it's hard to not know if you have children, but I guess if you're a man, you may have impregnated a woman and she never told you.
:?

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I want to have one kid, preferably a boy. Not that I wouldn't want a girl, just want a boy more.

 

[axia777]

I have one nine year old daughter. She is enough and I will never have another. I used to abhor the idea of having kids, now I just cannot imagine life with out my daughter.

 

[jim_doki]

I once dated a girl with a kid. she said i would make a great father. One day i would like them, but i'm in no position to start now

 

[Amnestic]

Not yet/don't know. Wouldn't want any right now (I'm 18), but I'd probably want some in the future.

 

[JMeganSnow]

I laughed at the 'Don't know' option.
If your a woman, it's hard to not know if you have children, but I guess if you're a man, you may have impregnated a woman and she never told you.
:?

Or you could be the type of person who isn't sure whether they want kids or not . . . they just don't know!!

But it is pretty funny now that I look at it.

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

Children are vile. I know they're just growing up and doing their thing but I'd rather they just didn't do it near me, besides the world doesn't need more people, and I'd make a terrible father, so I'm going to have to go for No and I don't want any.

 

[mkb07a]

One day, but not anytime soon. Maybe here in about... oh... seven years or so, I'll think about having kids, but not before then.

 

[wewontdie11]

I don't have any children that I know of and I really hope I haven't just jinxed myself and get a child support notice in the post tomorrow.

I would like one or two kids some day. I would probably make a good father actually as I have a direct frame of reference of "what not to do" from my own.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I laughed at the 'Don't know' option.
If your a woman, it's hard to not know if you have children, but I guess if you're a man, you may have impregnated a woman and she never told you.
:?

Or you could be the type of person who isn't sure whether they want kids or not . . . they just don't know!!

But it is pretty funny now that I look at it.

Haha, yeah. I thought 'Don't know' was an answer to the question like;
"Do you have children?"
"Don't know."
;3

 

[Molikroth]

I don't have or want any. I can't stand the early phase of childhood (1-12, often older), unless a particular child is unusually intelligent and capable of learning beyond his age's expectations.

This is why despite my dislike of young children I still visit my nephew. He'll suck for another decade at least, but hopefully my moderating influence in his formative years will off-set some of the fail and AIDS inherited from his mother, father and grandparents - most likely great-grandparents too - and at the very least result in him not being a damned chav.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Keep the crotch dumplings away from me! I have no need of hideous sprog!

 

[Devil's Due]

I want to have children when I'm older, but afraid I wouldn't be a good father.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I'd like to have a few little Emu's flitting around someday. Teach them the ways of the Zerg, and have them bend to my will as they mindlessly slave themselves for the glory of the Emumind.
But seriously.
I'd love to have kids someday. Just a matter of finding a quality woman and making sure I'm financially stable.

 

[Jaythulhu]

In my less than humble opinion, children should be locked in a closet under the stairs until they're 21 and capable of being classified as adults. Not sure where an education would fit in to that, but from what I've seen, it's not something considered important.

 

[UltimateXShadow]

I'd be a fool to have children at my age.

 

[Mariena]

Well, at 22 years old I might consider it a bit young.. but I'd never ever want to have children in my life. Parents are always talking about how much it's worth in the end, after having to put up with all the crap they've been through..

I really can't see past that point. To me, children are annoying little #@!$ers that cost money, ruin your nights and humiliate you when they start crying or start getting angry in a public place. That, and I'd also have to either IVF or adopt a baby. Not gonna happen either.

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

I'm expecting my first child (a daughter!)

Christina and I expecting our first together in May. We both want a daughter...

Congratulations to both of you! Very exciting, I'm sure!

I chose the "Don't know." option, assuming it to mean that I "Don't know." if I want kids, not that I "Don't know." if I have any. I know I haven't.