Poll: Do you have, or ever get a neckbeard (read topic first)

[MurderousToaster]

I utterly despise neckbeards. There was this one guy at my school who I was pretty sure believed that he had a pretty rockin' beard despite the fact that it looked roughly like somebody had glued some spare pubic hairs to his face. A neckbeard is either a beard for someone who can't grow a proper beard (in which case they should actually just give up) or a half-assed beard (in which case they should shave or it follow it through to a full beard).

 

[Ddgafd]

No, at least I hope not. One of my friends has one growing though and it looks weird.

 

[RatRace123]

Sometimes, when I'm lazy and I just plain don't care.
Though, when I was trying to grow my beard out, I did make a point to shave my neck.

 

[emeraldrafael]

No, But i find neckbeards to be dirty looking and unsanitary.

EDIT:

but if you like them thats fine, its just an opinion.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

I have yet to be able to grow a beard. My family wasn't exactly gifted with facial hair.

Although... When I lasted shaved to get rid of my pathetic mustache and goatee thing that comes in, I did notice a few black hairs of my cheeks. There's hope for me yet.

Oh, and I'd never grow a neck beard if it wasn't at least accompanied by facial hair. But if the day comes where I actually get some facial hair, there were never be a moment without some sort of beard. You bearded folks have no idea how lucky you are.

 

[esperandote]

When I grow it's fucking itchy, that's my alarm for when i need to shave. I can't grow a full beard though, just a goat beard and mustache even though I have chest hair.

 

[Dahaka27]

Only when I don't shave, and then it's not that bad.

I'm 24 and I still can't grow a beard without it being patchy as hell.

This^^

 

[The_Echo]

I have the capacity to grow a neckbeard. But it doesn't look very flattering, so I keep it in check.

 

[The Pinray]

Nope, just got the old stubble. I try not to let it go anywhere beyond that.

 

[Drakmorg]

Neckbeard is the closest thing to facial hair that I can grow, unfortunately.
I keep mine because I don't have any reason to get rid of it, such as being gainfully employed or having a girlfriend.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Nope. I'm rocking a Riker Beard.

The sexiest of beards.

Amen brother. Long live the Riker!

 

[Farseer Lolotea]

1) I'm female, so no.

2) If you just mean "scruff on the throat" as opposed to "no facial hair above the jawline for some bizarre reason," my husband occasionally does if he doesn't bother to shave for...like...days on end. But he's usually got the Riker thing going on.

 

[tobi the good boy]

I despise the Neckbeard, truly a horrible thing that needs to be purged from this earth. Even at my laziest I refuse to allow any hair to claim my neck.

 

[keideki]

Ha... neckbeards... I've got a grizzly adams beards. Its the stuff of legends I tell you. I only ever really shave when I need to apply for a new job. When I hold a job I try to keep it trimmed more like a riker beard.

 

[RickyRich]

It goes down a little bit onto my neck, but is no epic neckbeard.

 

[WeAreStevo]

Ok. Neck beards gross me out...

They reek of hardcore MMO gamer who lives in a dank basement.

I'll stick to my rocking mutton chops thanks.

That is until my facial hair turns grey, then I'll be growing an epic wizards beard (which shouldn't be hard seeing as I shave in the morning and have stubble at night... >_>

 

[Regiment]

I'd think "Neckbeard" sounds more like a dwarf than a Nord, but that made me laugh anyway.

I don't have a neckbeard. I have a friend who seems to want one, but he can't grow proper facial hair, so he just has this thin wispy blond line under his chin. I don't have the nerve to tell him that he looks awful.

 

[Atticus89]

I did for my first year of college because I was happy that I didn't need to shave. Then one day I thought "I look fucking stupid."

So now I've just got some sideburns and a goatee.

 

[AngryMongoose]

Can barely grow hairs on my chin; I ain't got one of yo' 'Beardnecks'

 

[Hollock]

yeah, but because I can't grow a real one so I will go a week without shaving the invisible face beard and not bother with the neck.